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Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
actualucifer:AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
actualucifer: AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
thebowspring: NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport. Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
ariofthesea: Fabulous Cockatoo: 1 Japanese Angry Bird: 0 Based off of this fantastic vine by Tom Sanders Also please please click each image I swear they’re not grainy and it’s Tumblr fucking that up -_-
usefulmuse: Okay but I’m always a slut for the Enemies-to-Friends-to-Lovers trope where they’re forced to work together while lost/stuck in a hostile environment and slowly build their relationship, first out of reluctant necessity, but then learn
actualucifer:AND DON’TFUCKINGTELL PEOPLETHAT THEY’RE NOT TRYINGBECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
datesp8jr: Y’all worship an actor until they make one little mistake then they’re the worst person on the planet. Shut the fuck up. Not everyone’s on Tumblr 24/7, learning to be the best little SJW they can be like the rest of you. People fuck
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
phangirlingforphan: dan and phil are original and creative and treat us so nicely don’t fuck us about and they’re not stuck up people’s asses by doing countless sponsored videos and it’s so refreshing to see them not writing books and actually
enolajay: actualucifer: AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
actualucifer: AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING Thank you thank you thank
The best picture I could get of my nails. I feel so uncomfortable posting this, but want to show everyone my bootyful nails.
THEY’RE FUCKING UP THE ENTIRE STORY UGH