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the-bearded-professor: The Best At What I DoBelieve it or not, this is the first time I’ve ever drawn Wolverine. I’ve always been more of a Cyclops kinda guy and never really found Logan to be all that interesting, which I’m sure speaks to my personality
the-bearded-professor: “It’s like shagging someone for the first time. Sometimes it turns out to be amazing. Mostly you’re trying to get each others rhythm going. It’s on the next go that you start to expand.” — Henry Cavill
the-bearded-professor: (re:)Design: Cyclops I wasn’t trying to reinvent the wheel costume design wise. I just wanted to know what Scott looked like with a beard. (I like it)
the-bearded-professor: Tonight’s Warm-Up Doodle I am not the least bit kidding when I say I’ve literally spent all day thinking about your magnificent little bubble butt…
the-bearded-professor: Merc With A MouthI realize Deadpool is not the first R-Rated superhero movie. However, unlike The Punisher or Blade, Deadpool’s 333.4 million box office has proven one thing: These superhero movies aren’t just for kids. Deadpool
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the-bearded-professor:🎄 The Hump-Day Rump
the-bearded-professor: GameDay Pin-Up Whether you had a horse in the race, was just in it for the commercials and/or Queen B, or (like me) used today as an excuse to get day-time drunk and eat seven layer bean dip guilt free, I hope everyone had a great
the-bearded-professor: Marvel Pin-Up: VenomI havta admit, Flash Thompson looks pretty fucking cool in Guardians of the Galaxy, but Eddie Brock will always be my favorite Venom.
the-bearded-professor: DC Pin-Up: Man of SteelOn June 14th, 2013 I found myself sitting in an Imax in the shitty part of Mesa, AZ about to watch Man of Steel. I was already apprehensive due to my strong dislike and disappointment of Superman Returns.
the-bearded-professor: Sorry if it seems like I’ve fallen off the face of the planet. I got Dragon Age Inquisition for Christmas, and yeah, I kinda fell down that bioware rabbit hole. If I may editorialize for a moment: During my second playthrough
the-bearded-professor: ✨ Happy Birthday charmingviolence!! ✨ We may not be in the same Sense8 cluster, but our Birthdays are close enough together that there must be some psychic cross-contamination. I hope you have an absolutely fantastic day! I’ll
the-bearded-professor: Marvel Pin-Up: Venom I havta admit, Flash Thompson looks pretty fucking cool in Guardians of the Galaxy, but Eddie Brock will always be my favorite Venom.
the-bearded-professor: Я̶̡A҉̧̛V̵̀́Á̶Ǵ͜E̷I know you’re out there. I can sense your presence. I can smell one of my kind as easily as a shark can smell blood in the water. I can see you there, sitting at your desk, pretending to be one
the-bearded-professor: “I lied. I didn’t come here for a quick drink.” ― Kaidan Alenko I know Canada Day has come and passed, and we’re standing at the precipice of July 4th, but I’ve been replaying the Mass Effect trilogy this week and
the-bearded-professor: Even though I’ve seen Man of Steel, I donno…thirty times(?) I’m still on the fence as to whether or not it was actually a good flick. Every time I watch it, I find myself preoccupied (in the slack-jawed kind of way) by Henry
the-bearded-professor: I love it that you can tell how much Henry Cavill has had to drink by the buttons on his shirt.
the-bearded-professor: Thanks in no small thanks to @sdmutt, I spent an hour this morning falling down the Brian Doyle rabbit hole and combing through google image searches and the rugby players twitter and instagram accounts. Sadly, slim to nil in the
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the-bearded-professor: You have no idea how much I truly love the sound the time clock makes at the end of the week. On Monday it sound sharp and shrill, but on Friday it sounds deep and smokey. Soothing, almost romantic in a way. It makes the kind of
the-bearded-professor:Tonight I’m Watching: LiltingBecause I must be a closet sadist who secretly loves torturing himself with emotionally devastating movies, I’ve decided to open a bottle of red wine, queue up Netflix and watch Lilting.The Synopsis:Set
the-bearded-professor: Sometimes after a new episode of GoT, I’ll rewatch one of the earlier Renly heavy episodes ‘cause I miss his mouth/beard combo.
the-bearded-professor: LoL Right?Don’t get me wrong, I am all for wearable technology and it makes me feel like Iron Man even if it is just a fitbit. But the damn thing knows when I get up in the middle of the night to pee, so it stands to reason it
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the-bearded-professor: The Hump-Day Rump
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the-bearded-professor: wyntersknight: waffleducttapedtoadoor: landrykilledyetanotherguy: “Would you go on vacation for 贄,000?” I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the
the-bearded-professor: Warning: Incoming Game Not sure how many of you remember the 90′s show ReBoot, but I fucking loved it as a kid, thanks in most part to the Queen of Chaos herself, Hexadecimal. In hindsight, she might be the root of my fondness
@the-bearded-professor She’s even more relatable now lol
the-bearded-professor: Tonight’s Mood I’ve got tickets to a midnight showing of Batman V Superman, so if you’re woken up in the early AM hours by a deep, inhuman bellow, that’s the sound of me nerdgasming a huge, thick load onto the back of a
the-bearded-professor: I’ve come to the decision that I absolutely must own a movie-accurate Black Panther costume, no matter the cost required. Not for cosplay tho… For sexy times.
the-bearded-professor: (Slow-Exhale) These past four days have been an absolute delight.The last couple months I’ve just been running full tilt due to work drama and upheaval, so it has been a real treat to pop the top and decompress. I forget sometimes
