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eroticgaycomics: One of my birthday presents from Patrick came EARLY! SQUEEEEEE! Moss Man is one of my absolute FAVORITE Masters of the Universe characters! He is wise and sexy and mysterious and environmental and healing and just so DAMNED hot! The
This is all the proof you need for the necessity of gay men. With an ass like this what would a girl do with it. Absolutely nothing. The universe created beautiful men with beautiful assets like these to get porked by nice dicks. Amen
First you say “I’m a guppie”… …thanks for that kick in the nostalgia, Tumblr.
daily-whore: At school she was best in class, is well educated and even graduated in biology by an university. But as a woman she just didn’t find a job. Now she is getting mouthfucked by a hairy dick to pay the rent of her 1 room apartment.
boicumm: Their is absolutely nothing in the world that taste like boy cum! It is the most sacred and awesome liquid in the universe! It’s the energizer dick! It just keeps cuming and cuming and cuming…
futurefemaleslave: painequalspleasure: Exactly. This controls my life. His big throbbing dick is at the center of my universe.
marthedog: Serena-Ma here playing around with her staff and the local dick ghosts, but it seems that she might have brought the nearby pumpkin to life. A quick origin to The Pumpkining. Halloween is finally over. Now I can Christmas. Serena-Ma and commis
twistedthoughtsofmine: That is what I like the most in her… Whatever she thinks or feels… Once I bend her over and slide my dick in…All is gone…My dick becomes to center of the universe…And she becomes…My toy.
Today’s character is within the same universe. Of course I’d have to spotlight Erza. Again, I don’t have much to say about this series, but I do look forward to tomorrow’s post and I’m sure you all do too ;). Here’s
ruinedchildhood: firelorcl: nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
We waggled our dicks in the face of god a little too much and got the ol’ banhammer, but we’re not dead, and #PEARLYGATES2K15 is still going strong! We’re more than 3/4s of the way done with the comic’s roughs and will be working
spookthempolitely: when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”
barayuli: Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to rub your dick against your alternative universe self’s dick? No? Just me? Okay, I know where the door is.
Oh what fun times are had browsing DC Universe tags and trying to decide whether the tumblr-saviored post is tagged “dick” because of Robin/Nightwing or because it’s porn.
thegirlfrommexico: donutdemon30: stravvberry-avalanche: IMPORTANT OH FUCK HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT DICKS OMF I hate to break it to you guys but the wiki is a really unreliable source and near as I can tell this was just random speculation
wheatcolordick: the-xxx-universe: katiecoxrox16: alyssa-likes-girls: Girl argues on the phone with her small dick boyfriend while blowing his best friend… This is funny!!!! super bitch is so bitch
this-slag:thesassycat:what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mindmy alternate self is getting some serious dick
my-dc-universe: Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman. What if Bruce is just a huge dick, and Clark’s box doesn’t contain a piece of Kryptonite, but the bottled city of Kandor?
this-slag: thesassycat: what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind my alternate self is getting some serious dick
wedgekun: ruinedchildhood: firelorcl: nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe @wkdart
barayuli:Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to rub your dick against your alternative universe self’s dick? No? Just me? Okay, I know where the door is.
this-slag: thesassycat:what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mindmy alternate self is getting some serious dick
this-slag:thesassycat:what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind my alternate self is getting some serious dick
firelorcl:nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
this-slag:thesassycat: what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind my alternate self is getting some serious dick
firelorcl: nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
esadollmisa: I’m an alien ;) My body is the ship for universe called orgasm in human word. Here’s entrance. Look me up all dicks, I will suck you and kidnap :P
naturalass: esadollmisa: I’m an alien ;) My body is the ship for universe called orgasm in human word. Here’s entrance. Look me up all dicks, I will suck you and kidnap :P Wouaw
basementdemo: agntexas: why are bananas the universal symbol for dick. they dont look incredibly similar … unless…do dicks peel? if u believe and try ur best anything is possible
save-the-void: peri-dick: peridot-is-bae: melonical: Ah yes, the crossover nobody asked for. Made exclusively because this picture reminded me of Buzz. Omfg no BLESS YOU SO HARD IKM CERUUEOIRYJLKSETJHMNLEFHJMLERBJG are you KIDDING ME
