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fuckyeah-nerdery: fanficmeta: Imagine a Star Wars where Leia is a Jedi knight instead of a slave girl. Now, write me fic about it. I hate to rain on your parade, but Leia is a Jedi Knight in the Expanded Universe. :p
Andrew : I felt strong. But it was important to me, and Marc, and the personal trainer, Armando. Who I hate. Who I hate more than anyone in the universe. If you’re watching this Armando, I hate you. - interview on ‘Peter parker being skinny’
I am so very, very sorry this is awful why does Steven have such hard to draw ideas. I think I hate wheelbarrows now. No I did not draw this is MS paint how dare you imply that I totally did I’m the worst(Submitted by gay-blue-space-rock)
Ruby: That is literally the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life.(Submitted by pearly-pie)
Something that I imagined.I collaborated with, Travelbysheep OR morb. you can see more of Morb’s work here: http://travelbysheep.newgrounds.com/http://morbidmorsel.tumblr.com/I never liked the Stephen universe cartoon series; me and morb both hate
THIS is the fucking WEIRDEST thing I’ve drawn in my entire life…!don’t judge me, I’m so tired and it’s so hot, I just want her to take me to the bottom of the ocean rnImagine her walking like that tho lol
I’m sorry that the drawpile ended so suddenly, my friend’s comp put itself to sleep thus ending it :”Dbut hoooo boiii, it was stressful for me af lol, but now at least I can join piles again [turns out I had to update my drawpile lol]but, here’s
Idk Bismuth maybe, tbh I have not decided how I wanna draw her yet…Ignore the bg lolas for now I chose chub muscle
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
Going to Preface this post with how I am abhorrent at crafting verse, Still, this called for more than prose, an effort to which I am not adverse.Listen, my dear sweet child,to the words which I speak.‘tween paving stone and the wild,is the universe
Omg today was “try to out my kink day” or something.. I’m logged off tumblr in my phone when with friends obviously.. but randomly TWICE today a Notification popped up on my phone from my fluffy omorashi account with 2 of my friends near me! and
aj-elloo: leasttakenx: squidzystillstoned: deadinthedaisies: assflat: virgoassbitch: odair: flowersinoctober: brianflavortownmassacre: victini: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL YEAR Azusa Pacific University® screaming he’s so ugly
biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me
its-going-down: meckamecha: daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and
giganuramaki: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf putting on his Windwaker clothes in the Ocarina of Time universe……Zelda fans, don’t hate me plz.
ginnyws: That’s why I loved and hated summers. Because they made me want to believe.
danielkanhai: i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive
tacogrande: BUT LIKE I don’t get why some fans hate steven? Like yeah he’s annoying, DUHH he’s a kid! Steven reminds me of my niece a bit, very loud and irritating, but in the end they’re just kids. Steven has to be the most realistic child
opalisagoddess: I don’t understand how people say that they hate steven or how annoying he is weren’t you a kid before, didn’t you get starry eyed or get excited by something you thought was amazing if you ask me steven has to be the best example
kymanisthebeesknees: Love hate relationships will be the death of me
ghoulsjw: It must be rough being a pearl. They’re probably closer to their diamonds than anyone else, and yet, they’re so disposable. sorry for the drama lmao
808lhr: I love that Garnet and Pearl used to tell Amethyst scary stories to keep her from wandering off cuz like I can relate…lol. My brothers used to tell me scary stories all the time since I scare easily and I hated them!! Oh and I also made
Folks, I don’t hate Pink Diamond. Tbh the more we learn about her and how deeply flawed she was and the mistakes and selfish actions she made that led to her literally wanting to be another person makes me love her character more! I’m so in
l0v3andsuch: dayaholics: Brandy and Zendaya attend the Universal Music Group 2016 Grammy After Party in LA Omg Brandy’s skin Niggas really clown me for having a crush on Brandy and I’m like “just look at her tho!”
robowolves: biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me
realisticrecovery:abandonment issues are fucking painful. i hate that the dumbest shit makes me feel like a small, helpless, confused and abandoned kid. it makes me feel like i’m all alone in this universe. it just fucking sucks.
justinfriday: Let’s be real.. You can’t fuckin stand there & tell me “looks don’t matter”. I hate when people do that shit. Yeah.. A person can be the nicest being in this entire universe, but if his/her face was burnt, TELL ME you wouldn’t
kelsey-leann: firstglancefeelings: Homophobic preacher spewing hate on the grounds of James Madison University drowned out by Christian students singing How He Loves. [x] It’s good stuff like this that makes me want to go back to church.
nalgame-dios: biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse
destinyconfessions:“I love Mars quite a bit, and it makes me so sad to see that it’s so universally hated. I think it’s beautiful, and certainly enjoy it a lot more than the Cosmodrome.“DESTINY confessionsImage credit: [x]
vriskanon: popiscle: *banging on the door of Universal Pictures* I HATE MINIONS. I HATE MINIONS. I HATE MINIONS. LET ME IN. I HATE THEM.
spitefulpumpkin: I hate to do this but this is very important to me: My fiancée is in Estonia rn for his semester abroad, but university has mixed up his papers. In the best of cases that means he’ll get his Erasmus+ money in five to six weeks,
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
actuallylazuli: save me (ty @pepperdantfresh for the screencap)
daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little
cambodian-mist: ocean-aura: sm-oothe: i literally put a picture just like this on here a couple days ago and it has like 9 notes what the universe just hates me Hate when that happens^ q’d
A little info so you get to know me: I hate when stories nullify the concepts of death. If a story that is meant to be taken seriously straights up says “death doesn’t matter” I immediately lose all interest and investment. I can maybe forgive
exhists: exhists: I NEED TO PEE REALLY BADLY BUT I AM ON MY WAY HOME OH MY GOD I HOPE I DONT PISS MYSELF there is fckin traffic why does the universe hate me
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hello-kitty-senpai: catchymemes: Every group project ever. thot VANQUISHED One of the things that made me drop of university.. fucking hate leeches
‘Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re ableCan’t you see that our relationship is stable?I can see you hate the way we intermingleBut I think you’re mad ‘cause you’re single’Okay, Who else was in love with that fact that Square Mom was
jen-iii:‘Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re ableCan’t you see that our relationship is stable?I can see you hate the way we intermingleBut I think you’re mad ‘cause you’re single’Okay, Who else was in love with that fact that Square
I’m having some art block at the moment so if you want, you guys can send me some screencaps and I’ll do some re-draws _(:3><)_
realisticrecovery: abandonment issues are fucking painful. i hate that the dumbest shit makes me feel like a small, helpless, confused and abandoned kid. it makes me feel like i’m all alone in this universe. it just fucking sucks.