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I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
dovaking27: Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
drinking-tea-at-midnight: conservatives: Hollywood types need to keep the fuck out of politics!Also conservatives: the only two presidents who have stars on the walk of fame are conservatives, take that libs!
drinking-tea-at-midnight: jacobblogsforever: holy shit, really? I had no idea that the radioactive dinosaur that breathes a fucking blue laser beam just might be scientifically implausible i love how fast everyone’s turned on this pedantic nerd
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out
but-first-a-cup-of-tea: fartxmunch: certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home Aw fuck damn my heart that’s the fucking best reason i’ll never forget it
nox-artemis: ztkuko: protowilson: betterbemeta: This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart
thebacklot: iamtheredheadedleague: I can’t get over the fact that Prince Harry calls the Queen Granny. IT IS SO WEIRD THAT SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALSO HIS GRANNY. Adorable
adurot:judacris:heichouleo:Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the Emperor from Mulan just walks away without giving a fuck while his life is in danger “Oh, my tea is ready.”Did I leave the oven on?This is so great I swear XD
vivalafaerie: Yesterday Donna and I sat in Noodle Gourmet. Donna was eating green noodles. I was drinking green apple green tea while wearing a green Green Day shirt (what the fuck is that sentence). There was a sign on the wall with a stoplight that
did-you-kno: In 1913, suffragettes asked a British official why the cricket pavilion in Tunbridge Wells didn’t allow women. He replied, “It is not true that women are banned from the pavilion. Who do you think makes the teas?” They burned
natural–blues: a-happy-nerd:An English lesson for the Americans Listen, but fuck you. We threw your tea into the harbor, and then kept half the dictionary, wiping our asses with the other half.
li-fe:i don’t think the doctor will love anyone the way he loved rose.
#ellie miller’s husband is a murderer#she deserves to fuck someone this handsome -allrightfine
deluxetrashqueen:persephinae:Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
timeformoriar-tea: equestrianfangirlswag: christmas-boners: spockcicles: pureironimpala: three word horror story: The beep test OKAY SO AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE FUCKING
That feeling when you are playing World of Warcraft, and some Alliance asshole kills you for no reason, and then has figured out a way to tea bag your corpse…
10knotes: Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
drtoof: dragleclef: rollrobin: unicycles: clawtheclouds: orsaeth-thewanderer: viletruthpurelies: long-mao: Everyone should know this. EVERYONE. Tea is for faggots who can’t handle coffee. COME THE FUCK AT ME Tea is for people who realize that
tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath
breathitallout:timeformoriar-tea:equestrianfangirlswag:christmas-boners:spockcicles: pureironimpala: three word horror story: The beep test OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS
that little girl is chopping wood in the snow at night and you two are sitting inside eating cookies and drinking tea like fucking ladies get off your hoity-toity asses and do something
delusion-of-negation:knightoflodis:caustic-light:delusion-of-negation:inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide Yes I’ll have a long island ice tea but water it down
friendlytrender: erikkillmongerdontpullout: thebigblackwolfe: thebigblackwolfe: I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch You heard
hennythingspossible: rosegolduzi: facelesssavior: hennythingspossible: rosegolduzi: tea time 🤝☕️ There’s plenty of confident men that fuck with anime though. There’s plenty of the first type too. IG hoes cosplay as the most sexed up
tea-and-glasses: This isn’t even an overreaction yes it is. it’s just a spider that wandered into your warm house and IT’S ALREADY IN THE FUCKING TOILET. JUST FUCKING FLUSH seriously though what is so scary about spiders? they eat harmful
poopjokesanonymous:i hate those posts that are so aggressively worded because the op thought it would be funny or get them more notes like just teach me about the benefits of different types of tea without calling me a “fucker”
artbytesslyn: To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
thekuthicollective:
songsaboutswords: konkeydongcountry: daisydice: mmmskulljuice: beautiful-wildlife: Fashion show? by Ian Brown WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as they
ash-and-starlight:fuck all romance except whatever Lee with the good tea and that one gnc af Kyoshi warrior got going on Image id under the cut!Keep reading
