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My daughter, who was now in her late thirties, had been a great Mom over the years, raising the child I once impregnated her with. That child had grown up into a beautiful young woman who only ever knew me as Grandpa, even though I was technically also
I’d timed for when my daughter was ovulating, I’d researched the best positions for conception and we had the room for the entire week. The likelihood that my daughter would soon be carrying my child increased with every load of cum I blasted deep
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned.”“Go on my child.”“After months of searching, I’ve finally tracked down my biological father - the bastard who abandoned my mother after he knocked her up two decades ago. It turns out that this man is
When my daughter told me she missed her last period and might be pregnant, we immediately began celebrating, excited by the knowledge that she could soon have my child. As she started to cum I couldn’t take my eyes off her bouncing breasts - were they
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
hawaiihyped: my inner child is going completely fucking NUTS right now. lmfao. No words to explain how much I wanna fucken be in that shit lol.
madteen: mr-derp-herpin: homesteak: fuckyeahyoulaughed: LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING AT 1:30 GFDI INTERNET What is that thing omg lol it had a heart attack or something! Oh my fucking god it’s so cute. Someone get me a morbidly obese child for
pretentiouslimericks: meatswitch: just-shower-thoughts: Child gates are the equivalent of blocked off areas in video games due to your character’s level. what’s it mean that my nephew just fucking bowls them over with his massive baby body Speedrun
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
I truly hope everyone who thinks that selling stories (written in explicit sexual detail of real r*pe and abuse of minors that actually occurred in REAL LIFE) ~isn’t child p*rn~ is never allowed to be around children or have children. You are trash.
taxloopholes: veryhappyturtle: softgirldeluxe: veryhappyturtle: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
would anyone read kili/tauriel stuff by me? keep in mind that they’d be trans, queer, and kili would be fucking gross pretty much always.
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
jo-robsbanks: Liberals are like “it’s fine if you want every child in public school to recite a nationalist oath in unison while facing the country’s flag every day but don’t put ‘under God’ in it that’s fucked up”
wandamaximoffs:SADIE SINK as MAX MAYFIELD STRANGER THINGS 4 (2022)
jessalrynn: theload: thecaffeinebookwarrior: nerdwarningalert: russiacore: why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!? If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter In
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
demons-demigods-benders-bucky: shmapey:justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t
whatthecurtains: cthullhu: nonomella: Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age “It was
unforgaytable: tatted-high: oct-21-2015: sharkives: I would give my first born child for Megan fox to kiss me like that Holy fucking shit. omfg need this rn with my girl OMW OMW OMW OMW
theload: thecaffeinebookwarrior: nerdwarningalert: russiacore: why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!? If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter In my experience,
Seriously I really can’t do this. I can change a diaper, feed your baby, burp him/her, but that’s literally the extent I can do this. I cannot handle a screaming fucking child who won’t stop yanking my hair or arching his back suddenly
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
pregnantgirly: In the bright warm sun of the morning after. I kiss the tummy that I filled so thoroughly with my seed and I hold the woman that I fucked so deeply and lovingly. It’s only right that I also say good morning to the child I have growing
tahtahtahtia: today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful: “you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one
ginandgunpowder: we-are-cured: ginandgunpowder: HOW DARE THEY KILL THAT PRECIOUS CHILD Man That’s fucked up She was my fave That lady is 20 Holy fucking shitWho caresShe is a child because I said so
funke: puttimon: funke: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me?That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
doll-cat: Lemme just talk about Targets diversity and acceptance. A black man. A Hispanic man. A white child. A two-man relationship raising a healthy baby boy with love. I’m so glad that target doesn’t give a fuck about social “norms” and came
modern-hiccup: My life has been consumed by the trash child that I adopted
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
viciousdildo: miss-serket: I still can’t get over how this is Andrew Hussie as a child. It’s so fucking weird to think that at some point, Hussie was a child. Like, a real human being an not some kind of cryptic entity. Who’s the boy holding him?
deathtokillian: thatpettyblackgirl: this is a kid show how do you think little black girls will feel after watching this? also The creators of “Baby shark” (Pink Fong) you know the YT channel that celebrities are booking for their childs b-day
thegingerghost: This is what happens when its 1am and I’m supposed to be writing an English paper because it’s due first thing tomorrow morning and i decide that I’m bored. ANYWAY this is my super cute bffsie Keegan and you should go follow him
I wonder what my grandparents would say.. If they could see the white lines that litter my body. If they could see the red ones letting the poison out. If they knew how much alcohol I drown myself in every night. If they knew the child they helped to
thecaffeinebookwarrior: nerdwarningalert: russiacore: why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!? If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter In my experience, people
itsgxmma: y0ung-grasshopper: sharkives: I would give my first born child for Megan fox to kiss me like that Want oh my fucking god.😍
kinkboxer: kcfuckbuddy: It was years with my husbands friends nothing wrong with that! I fucked my best friend’s hotwife and got her pregnant! He is now raising my kid and has no idea it isn’t his child.
is-this-name-creative: This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK
infinitemindconcepts: humanssuckweedrocks: I remember this…fucking old. I am 26 :x wow… can you say my ..fucking child hood I love that fucking show
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
It boils my fucking blood that there are people out there that want to keep the "American family". A woman, and a man, that's it. A woman shouldn't support a man (or be anything more than a house wife), and a woman shouldn't have a child without being
“because you’re my soul-mate of course”oh fuck, oh my god, she knows im going to romance her,, that little…
also thank fucking god i found out now that my “B” button is still working. i just need to press down really hard. its not really IDEAL but its better than nothing
