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Not sure why some people are bothered and/or surprised by the fact that Tracer has been officially revealed to be a lesbian. Some of us have preferred thinking of her that way for a while now.

It’s not surprising that chubby Santa’s are naturally attracted to chubby girls…

Honey, apart from you, all the cuckolds of The Cuckolds’ Circle are white Anglo-Saxons. It’s not surprising that they asked you if you have been cuckolded by other Latinos, or what Latinos think of cuckolds; or if they still see you as a man,

Picked up this butterfly knife for 10 bucks at a souvenir shop. What surprises me is that they sell brass knuckles, stun guns, pepper sprays, and knifes like it’s not big deal down here. Everything was on display in a glass box by the counters.

Part 4 (and likely the final installment) of men.com’s X-Men porn parody will be out this week. The special effects seem nearly non-existent this time around, but that’s not too surprising considering there are six dudes fucking on screen. That’s

porntendo: Part 4 (and likely the final installment) of men.com’s X-Men porn parody will be out this week. The special effects seem nearly non-existent this time around, but that’s not too surprising considering there are six dudes fucking on

explodewithcum: You are one lucky man. Getting a tittyfuck by the Queen. How does it feel? Phenomenal? Hehe, I’m not surprised. I mean, these are the tits of royalty. The softest tits that you will ever get to fuck in your life. You wanna cum? Go ahead,

New hairdo! It…. came out exactly like the old colour! That’s okay! Whoa!

uddermasterr: Am I the only one who noticed the fine craftsmanship of the cages ? Not just the cages - that entire support structure. But the cages are nice - quality work shows in the joints. Not surprising. It takes a lot of care and commitment

uddermasterr: training-your-property: uddermasterr: Am I the only one who noticed the fine craftsmanship of the cages ? Not just the cages - that entire support structure. But the cages are nice - quality work shows in the joints. Not surprising.

picmanbdsm: Never let anyone tell you that doing things like this are bad or wrong. They are not. People who say these kinds of things to you are fear driven. Do it if it pleasures you…but especially do it in front of HIM.

jihoa: Cursum | Baby Stroller by Sjöblom ‘Believe it or not, there are still large portions of the population that are surprised that people with disabilities have babies. They may even be surprised that wheelchair users who have babies want

tygmaker: 1800ringgold: I will reblog this until the stars burn out…… white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.

allforforeskin: tuomastuomas | 19 y/o | Gay | Finland“That’s about as far as I can stretch it.”Well, when you’re as beastly thick as this cock, I’m not surprised! Amazing!Submissions are accepted by clicking here or at [allforforeskin at gmail

My girlfriend works in the fashion industry, and one of the things she does is make gorgeous pencil illustrations of models and fashions that are totally fab. As a surprise early birthday/valentines gift (that I may or may not have explicitly asked

black-to-the-bones: that room has not one single white person in it

honestlyyoungpersona: Many are negative about ‘Dear White People’ and I’m sure white people gonna be offended, but we experience this feeling like constantly! But whites just can’t handle being the target for once… huh I would not be surprised

dasaix: dasaix: Not a fan of shitty webcam photos but fuck it. Pretty surprised that this even got notes haha! Why surprised these are some amazing pictures you look incredible in them.

scatteredsplatteredspun:People will ask “what’s your favorite color?” and then they are surprised that mine is so specific. It’s that purple you see at sunset on a beach, when the clouds are thick and the sun is almost but not quite completely

atamajakki: When word of Saint-14’s death reaches the City, the people grieve but are not surprised. The Speaker’s son had been gone so long, after all, that most had long ago given up hope he’d ever return. Even still, news that one of humanity’s

neronovasart: thebootydoc: Deku And Froppy Smash #10 of 12 She may not have Ms. Incredible’s flexiblity, but Froppy’s got some surprises that probably won’t be written about on her quirk-report! That embrace is perfect, also those are some sexy

eammod: chocolatesprinklesroyale: Why am I not surprised that Dolores Umbridge is on that list?(Before you comment, I know the list is fake, but still.) No the sad thing is that there are actual candidates on the list And sadder still- half the

yourmediahasproblems: a girl once told me that we didn’t need disabled representation in the media because “the media is where we go to forget about our problems” sorry, I didn’t realize that disabled people are “problems” we need to get

squeedge: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: heavy-is-the-metal: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: commanderdouche: Seeing Pop Vinyl figures is like pop vinyl is like, taco bell in demolition man. it won the vinyl toy wars, in that, through brute force and basic nerd

letssaltouroozycuts:are you a “I’m never gonna have kids because I don’t trust myself not to fuck them up” child abuse survivor or a “I want kids so I can give them the childhood I never got to have” child abuse survivor

spiritualinspiration: It’s comforting to know that the same God that’s in control of the good times of life is still in control in the tough times of life. Our difficulties are not a surprise to Him. God will not allow a storm unless He has a divine

socialistexan: warriormale: dragonsrequiem: whyyoustabbedme: Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they

the-language-of-light: lady-em: northernlib: Trump’s unidentified secret police force was not prepared to meet this guy. He said in an interview that he shouldn’t have been surprised that they would have no respect for vets when they are gassing

jtotheizzoe: Any Two Pages on the Web Are Connected By 19 Clicks or Less Also, the internet is made of fireworks. (via Surprising Science) Very pretty, but not quite accurate - there are some pages that are entirely isolated, and very intentionally

tvlauran: Challenge 82As you gain more friends who know you like dresses, don’t be surprised to find that some may like to be involved as well. If you are invited to role play as a female character, you are not to refuse unless you have played that

jihoa: Cursum | Baby Stroller by Sjöblom ‘Believe it or not, there are still large portions of the population that are surprised that people with disabilities have babies. They may even be surprised that wheelchair users who have babies want

if i don’t message back, it’s not your fault. you are not bothering me.

theropoda-carnosauria: the-fluffy-underbelly: wolffyluna: ultramarineblues: candiceirae: jolly-plaguefather: There are so many types of the mono-task servoskull, that I would not be surprised that a few worlds out there take that gross step to making

explodewithcum: You are one lucky man. Getting a tittyfuck by the Queen. How does it feel? Phenomenal? Hehe, I’m not surprised. I mean, these are the tits of royalty. The softest tits that you will ever get to fuck in your life. You wanna cum? Go ahead,

fedupblackwoman: dysfunctunal: audio-sexual: Make that FIVE. Stephanie Hicks was murdered on July 4th. These are just the ones we know. I swear to fucking…not a damn thing changed. I didn’t even know this Why am I not surprised no one knew?

alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: Research: Millennials are just about as racist as their parents The fact that today’s young whites are not much different from their elders on racial prejudice shouldn’t be all that surprising, as it matches past research

revolutionator:kittysegway:bloganddice:jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:inquisitor-desya-lavellan:I’m sorry but what is this fucking bullshitwhat the hell does that even mean? Women are unapproachable???What?“…Even the presence of one female in the group

pervtbk: The kissing reminded me of a dear, hot and nasTy friend who deals. These are difficult descriptors to maintain in one person so I am not surprised that my ass is not yet fucked and count it as a victory that I handled it not badly considering

fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

explodewithcum: You are one lucky man. Getting a tittyfuck by the Queen. How does it feel? Phenomenal? Hehe, I’m not surprised. I mean, these are the tits of royalty. The softest tits that you will ever get to fuck in your life. You wanna cum? Go ahead,

ryden-gg: With modifications becoming more commonplace every year, it’s not surprising to see that many people know next to nothing about modifications, but still choose to get them with only the information that everyone knows. So here are some things

So apparently Kylie Jenner made big lips trendy? I’m not even surprised that white people keep praising black traits on white women. Like how are we not recognized for features that come naturally to us?

browngirlblues: So apparently Kylie Jenner made big lips trendy? I’m not even surprised that white people keep praising black traits on white women. Like how are we not recognized for features that come naturally to us? starsandmelodies exactly.

unbossed: ethiopienne: White, Bigoted, and Young: The Data of Hate (NYTimes) 76% of users on the Internet’s most popular online hate site, http://Stormfront.org, are under 30. Not surprising that Oregonians are so prevalent there. We have an awful

ryden-gg: With modifications becoming more commonplace every year, it’s not surprising to see that many people know next to nothing about modifications, but still choose to get them with only the information that everyone knows. So here are some things

So I got a shit ton of food this weekend because of my birthday and yeah, mom spoils me. I’m really surprised that I’m not freaking out over how much food I are today. I even ate ketchup, with fries at lunch. I don’t remember the last

verdemonde: Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)

eightbithoof: eightbithoof: Surprise Hug Attacks “Surprise Hug Attacks. Not Even Once.” A public service announcement brought to you by Waffle-pon Inc. (( Well, that was fun! A great way to start my weekend. I hope all of you are enjoying some

verdemonde: Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)

stydiaislove: I don’t wanna be that girl but Sierra Burgess is a loser has a lot of problematic stuff in it and i’m surprised people are not talking more about it while i have seen people rage for a lot less. The movie is cute and in some parts it

explodewithcum: You are one lucky man. Getting a tittyfuck by the Queen. How does it feel? Phenomenal? Hehe, I’m not surprised. I mean, these are the tits of royalty. The softest tits that you will ever get to fuck in your life. You wanna cum? Go ahead,

fedupblackwoman: dysfunctunal: audio-sexual: Make that FIVE. Stephanie Hicks was murdered on July 4th. These are just the ones we know. I swear to fucking…not a damn thing changed. I didn’t even know this Why am I not surprised no one knew?

spiritualinspiration: It’s comforting to know that the same God that’s in control of the good times of life is still in control in the tough times of life. Our difficulties are not a surprise to Him. God will not allow a storm unless He has a divine

karamelka: “I think what Fringe has been able to do frankly more often than not is tell stories that are emotional and surprising and compelling and human, and at the same time as weird as anything you’ll ever see. That to me, that’s magic”.

alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: Research: Millennials are just about as racist as their parents The fact that today’s young whites are not much different from their elders on racial prejudice shouldn’t be all that surprising, as it matches past research

I’m sorry like are people SURPRISED that a white cop in the state of Missouri was not indicted for the murder of a black teen? Are you? Really? I knew it was coming weeks ago. Not happy, but not at all surprised.

Why are you so surprised that I’d let my friend peg you, slave?Ah, I see what confused you. It’s not “instead.”You’ve taken it so often that you don’t beg me to stop anymore. So she’s going to fuck you until your

Not to be political but It just amazes me how people are so genuinely surprised that a group that have seen it’s country bommed and occupied takes the chance to retake it when given the opportunity…. How naive are you?Thousands more will

drspikeysinger: drspikeysinger: Vintage ass I posted this 2 days ago and it already has over 150 votes. Gentleman, you are too too kind. well im not surprised that you get that many notes in such little time.. its an amazing ass

And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally

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