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I slept terribly last night. I’m really getting sick of these sexual thoughts. I am literally scared of sex/relationships, and I keep having visions of sexual things. Its really getting to me. I barely feel comfortable in my own damn bed because

Its a quarter past 4, and I’m about ready to pass out. Thinking about how awesome it would be for hot gay Pokemon trainers to blow loads all over me, but what else is new?

Adventures in posts I typed out but passed out before posting. I want Ash to put an electroconductive dildo in my ass and then have Pikachu shock it. Just low power like a thundershock or something.

I have some really bad thoughts about Ash Ketchum. I wanna choke him or even someone willing dressed like him. I don’t want him to die or anything but I just think it would be hot to have him struggle to stay conscious. hell I wanna hang him and

hornyspice: hi good morning touch me inappropriately One of those mornings where I want Hilbert and Ash to tie me down and tag team me.

Good morning, I hate myself again, and I’m having all those crazy uncomfortable thoughts again Like wanting to give blowjobs to and get fucked in the ass by certain characters but its also wanting to be choked until I pass out as well. Overall I

Theres a guy at work thats really attractive, really cute, and likes Pokemon. It kinda sets me off so I sort of try to avoid him when I can but damn, I wish I could say something to him about it, but straight people do not want to hear stuff like that

I wish I could wake up one morning to a cute guy dressed like Ash Ketchum and the first thing asks is to cuddle then after a while whisper in my ear if I want to do it and then do it with him.

I wanna wake up one morning to Ash Ketchum with his hands down my pants and the first thing he says is “Your Caterpie evolved into Metapod!!” then “Huh? I didn’t know that Metapod could use string shot!!”

I want a cute boyfriend that would do PalletShipping cosplay sex with me. I would even dress up as Gary just so he could be Ash. Also early in the morning I want a boyfriend that knows how horny I sometimes get in the mornings when I’m waking

I woke up with the biggest boner for Hilbert this morning, and an itch in my butt that could only be scratched by sitting on his dick and cumming all over his stomach. Sigh.

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