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almightybeastoverlord: GETTING COACHED BY COACH ON NOT DROPPING YOUR TEXT BOOKS. WITH ONE HUGE SURPRISE. Part 1 Top Version (I like this version more.) And yes i know some tops clip but fuck
You don’t lose hope just because you were not able to share a dick. You put on your sluttiest outfit, go prancing around and showing you lovely self and in no-time you land enough dicks that you are the happiest gurl in the world
Your boss not only wanted to fuck your wife. As he made her slowly lick the tip of his cock, he made you describe every detail of your sex life, including why and with whom you suspected she had been cheating on you.
flowersofgaia: I do not shave. I do not care. I am happy being A NATURAL HUMAN BEING thankyou. So, in the politest and most appropriate way, fuck off, get outa my face and get on with your own life.
slut–degradation: I am so fucking going to do this right now. i have been fantasizing about puking on a dildo and then lying in the puke while i cum for years. but i can never work up the nerve. but life is just too short to not lick up your own
wifes-sir: Theres not much things better in life then just being able to fully release yourself on your Fuck Toys face. -Sirhttp://wifes-sir.tumblr.com
yourcheatinggirl:Sometimes the voracity with which your girlfriend cheats on you amazes me. She rides my cock like she’s never been fucked before in her entire life. Maybe she really hasn’t - not fucked right, anyway. Either way, it’s obvious she
lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:guerrillatech:Literally this. People don’t want restrictions cos they want to fuck up your social life, or to stop you seeing your support network etc. They want restrictions so their employers can’t force them into
xboxandnudes: henryfucksanne: henryfucksanne: On our dash. Still not out of marijuana❤️ DAMN GIRL fuck that threesome thing can i just smack your ass that’s all i want out of life. :3
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
thats the honeymoon that’s sposed to have the best sex of your life, not your marriage night. what? is this the fucking fifteen hundreds? who deflowers their wife on the wedding night? huffpost is garbage.
kumagawa: you dare you come on to my blog and fuck with my shit?? i suggest you reevaluate your life’s choices and get a new attitude you useless pancake, because i will not tolerate this level of bullshit because i am done i am fucking done
stfusexists: I’m only going to say this once, so listen the fuck up: Dr. Seuss WAS NOT pro-life. He WAS NOT. He threatened to sue a pro-life group for using this very quote on their stationary. So knock it off before Audrey Geisel sues your ass.
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
beeawolf: When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe
faggotwbu: d4teless: mor4le: 4irport: i dont even remember when i went to ice skate last time… OH MY LORD WE DONT NEED TO KNOW YOUR LIFE STORIES ON EVERY SINGLE PICTURE STOP IT 4irport STOP COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING PICTURE. THAT IS NOT FUCKING
bando–grand-scamyon: lexxgotthejuice: afrogrrrlxvx: latenightwithicewaterjones: cultureunseen: Salute to the enduring spirit of the children of the slaves… A lot of the men and women that had to endure this are still alive. Don’t let white
tuncandauliste1971: sharingthegirlfriend: cuckoldselection: Do you feel that you are being left out of your wife’s sex life? Not surprising when she can get fucked like this. Mr. - Follow us on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com I lived similiar
beautflstranger: Don’t look at me like that. look at you like what? Do not become willful oh really? Keep it up and you will be used and fucked within an inch of your life.think about it slut. but you said i shouldn’t overthink Skating on grey ice
avannteth: There has been a lot of artist bashing on my dash lately. If you’re upset that artists don’t draw the things you want, then learn how to draw it yourself or do the practical thing and commission an artist.I didn’t spend half my life
amarewrites: you do not have to feel guilty for needing to take a step away from roleplaying to focus on your life. real life comes first. if roleplaying is just causing you to feel more anxious, then you shouldn’t feel guilty about cutting that anxiety
curios82: rapemewideopen: Fucking take it bitch you were born to serve alphas on or off set that’s your life. Whether you can take it or not nobody gives a shit you exist to serve them in anyway they wish so keep on screaming bitch your pain is their
vnelz: do not in your fucking life e v e r make fun of somebody for having to count out a math problem on their fingers or for having to work it all the way out like I don’t care if the problem was what’s 1+2 do not fucking make fun of somebody
theprofessorstrikesagain: mindblowingscience: pickledpennies: m00nchaser: If bees become extinct we will have exactly 4 YEARS to live on this planet. I don’t understand how “not giving a fuck” is more important than your life… okay, I have
2-point-5:nightonblogmountain:2-point-5:2-point-5:2-point-5:not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside. ok i phrased
: “You can’t spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself, you don’t deserve it. From now on, people can either accept you for who you are or they can fuck off.”
rabbitranter: theprofessorstrikesagain: mindblowingscience: pickledpennies: m00nchaser: If bees become extinct we will have exactly 4 YEARS to live on this planet. I don’t understand how “not giving a fuck” is more important than your life…
ayerslix: werewolvesandsexfiends2: The best part about it that you’re really not stupid. You’re a complete person. You’re pretty successful in your life. You have a lot going on. And yet. Being called a fucking moron gets you so wet. You love
cradily: stoleyogirl: ellendegeneres: Good answer, kid. WHY IS HE ON ELLEN LIKEWHAT THE FUCK I DESERVE TO BE ON ELLEN. FUCK THIS TALENTLESS WHITE BOY man dont be so bitter your whole life the guy has had thousands if not millions of people criticize
slut-problems: If you’ve ever wondered what your purpose in life is, ladies, consider this. You were made to drain cocks. Not just one, but all of them. Your instinct to suck and fuck are dead on. Listen to them. They are there to guide you, to guide
beeawolf: When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe This!
shesbluntedd: its fucking cute how you can be so used to being treated like shit your whole life and then you find one friend who swears their genuine and ends up being like everyone else. then they give up on you because you’re not fucking good enough
radiobread2: here’s some advice you should put yourself out there and get rejected like let yourself be destroyed. take a risk on a fantasy you’ve played out in your head and let it not meet your expectations. it’s fucking liberating. take life
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
lissomely: one direction is such a sneaky fucking band you think you can turn your back on them for two seconds and maybe take a shower eat a croissant do some things with your offline life you think maybe when they’re not touring they can just sit
moniquill: knowanoah: Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses. Fuck
recovery-rediscovery: lightly-living: Eating disorder recovery is not about becoming the healthiest person on the planet. It’s about not giving a fuck about what you eat and not allowing food to control your feelings or your life. EVERYBODY READ
zoladeablo:All I wanna know is why send hate? If I’m not up to your “standard” why can’t you just move the fuck on and block me. But instead you sit on my page and send hate. How boring and pathetic is your life? I’m really curious 🤣
awesomeplanets: Fairies: Pisces, Gemini, Aries, Taurus Mermaids: Cancer, Libra, Leo, Virgo Witches: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Capricorn how are two FISH a FAIRYugh this is so wrong it makes me want to dIE
la-bxlle-vie:Don’t ever cheat on anyone, just don’t fucking do it. Not only does it completely destroy their trust for most of their life but it damages them with their personality too. Don’t be that person. If your not happy then just leave do
carlos-de-jesus: myideaofgorgeous: monr-e: Nothing to do for the rest of the day ;((( Wow :D http://carlos-de- jesus.tumblr.com fucking do not promo on my face I will end your life
westindianheaux: if you drink whiskey you literally do not give a fuck about your life and would probably go camping on train tracks without a sleeping bag or tent. you just don’t care.
milfson:Your mom white porn star slut, often starring in interracial scenes. Blonde mom on big black dick is not just a stage persona. Every day she is fucking a young NBA player in her personal life.You know that this whore loves black cocks for real!
akak4: thedapper-dyke: Going down on a girl is a fucking art form. The noises she makes, the way she grabs your hair, how she arches her back and screams your name- how can you not enjoy that… Favorite thing in life
rehush: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE Well that escalated quickly When someone fucks with you on a bad day. oh my god oh my god he’s so casual about it too oh my godddd This is my life in a gif. not dealing with your shit, so here, fuck you
HonestlyI don’t understand why people feel so bad about the corona thingy. Life were really fucking useless before this and it’s not getting any better afterwards. Nothing new under the sun. Carry on try living your illusions.Oh well.
not-your-rnermaid: sexxanddaisiess: sleezed: If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language Spread the word. Save a life. This
poultronic replied to your post: tell me your opinions on … consoles are for nerds. PC gamers for life mlady *tips fedora* actually im not gonna say no to that my personal reasoning is that unless you have the biggest fucking boner for exclusive
