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“Peace out, little brother, thanks for the drinks! Oh, and I know I have nice tits, but try not to be so obvious when you perv out on me, okay? At least in front of my friends like that.”
This image was made by Urbanator, not meSadly, Urb got banned from tumblr due to a certain game company not liking his work. However, we decided together that I’ll post his new stuff every now and then  (as long as it’s safe for me to post, obviously
swimgymjock: still one of my favourites - cheeky face, obvious porn slut tats (I mean, really, it’s a thing), with fuck me socks & sneaks, and the toyboy cap styling. What’s not to like?
gettingstuffed: Holy shit… Gaping around a fist. Cant even say “with a fist stuffed in her” because that’s obviously not her definition of stuffed. Two fists? That’s more like it. ‘Gaping around a fist’ that’s definitely
pussymodsgalore Pump that clit! Pity it is not a video! Her clit has been vacuum pumped a long way up the tube until it looks like a cock. Don’t think you can buy the kit and get results like that immediately, she has obviously been doing that
Stunned, you asked yourself, “why me? I love her…” But your wife was obviously enjoying the sex … and a lot more aroused … not like other times …
n-a-blue-box: paperflower86: “Be careful, Steve. You might not want to pull on that thread.” My take on the Winter Soldier file because I’m a terrible person and I like to make myself sad. Obviously the file would be much longer and contain
hentaiwriter: Hey, I got commissioned to make this for Nutaku.net!(I just did the video editing, obviously not the voice over, haha)Was pretty interesting making a video synchronized to a voiceover track, I’d never done anything like that before; was
j-lawperfection: “Obviously an Oscar is not something that can ever hurt your career. In fact, it only does wonderful things for it. The only thing that’s really changed is my personal life, being able to go out and stuff like that. It’s a
Club Beacon- Velvet Velvet has always been one of my favorite girls– and it has everything to do about the fact that I like bunny girls. Velvet’s design was actually about NOT doing the obvious (bunny girl), while still doing it (bunnygirl).
slutbrat: slutbrat: Like .. I obviously don’t expect every 1 of my followers to buy my content that’s fine but if u don’t believe in paying 4 porn in general then sorry but ur not welcome on my blog
enbouton: #sometimes a family is a disbarred lawyer #and three film students well into their 30s that he pays to execute his worst ideas (via @sob-dylan)
Like I don’t think i’m being unreasonable really? Like I generally don’t mind any kinks whatsoever, but there are a few i just don’t think should exist, and a few that i don’t think are acceptable in any forms.
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
not-terezi-pyrope: Really astoundingly obvious answer to the “but what if the robots steal our jobs” that people bring up whenever they’re arguing against artificial intelligence technologies for whatever reason; We don’t need to have jobs Like
anothersh0tatlife: gaymos: girl that shit don’t even match Yes red and black what a fashion disaster, it’s not like those are the two most worn lingerie colours. Obviously I should take underwear advice from you. Ignore the person who said it
charxm: Just want a dude that’ll turn up at the weekends with takeaways and a few drinks and chamber into bed with me. Food, laughs, films, sex, canoodling and just chilling. Obviously not every weekend, sometimes I’d like to do stuff or maybe not
fuckinncaitie: ignobler: Good point. There is obviously more than one path visible in this picture… lol In case you didn’t know the Yellow Brick Road has tiny offshoots like that leading to destinations along the way, its not a separate
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
berrypunchreplies: Colgate: Don’t worry I’ll warm you up! Berry: Ohhh really ~ Colgate: Not like that! Berry: Awwww… Colgate: …Ok, ok! We’ll do it your way! ((FUCK EVERYTHING!!!! So much wrong despite the obvious of this being HORRIBLY LATE!!!
wkdart:wedgekun:Dear cnn: fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWELL OF COURSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAPBEING RICH MEANS YOU CAN AFFORD SHIT THAT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAP. LIKE, LITERALLY BY DEFINITION. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? And on tonight’s edition of Obvious
catbountry:The thumbnail is not enough to prepare you for the ride you’re about to experience. XDDDDI mean, It’s obvious that either that’s edited in or the whole thing is fake, but omfg that’s so great! I want to put a character like this in
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
jaclcfrost: like when two characters obviously, clearly, blatantly love each other you can debate and have differing opinions on what kind of love it is all you want you can take it as romantic you can take it as platonic but never forget that fact
whenever anyone says something definitive that they obviously can’t really know (like “that can’t happen” or “It’ll be fine”), my little sister says “You don’t know that, you’re not Garnet.”
passius: like that’s not obvious
strokebunny: Just let it all wash over my breasts … Oh. Well obviously not like that, silly pet
thelibrarina: professor-whom: I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
clarknokent: unapologeticallyblck: fuckin-up-young: For obvious reasons, I’m fucking pissed about this. I am so disgusted by this…like wtf is this bs This is what cultural appropriation looks like. It’s not only that they steal our culture.
When it happened three months ago I wasn’t sure if it was a fluke or not (one line, c'mon) but I would just like to state for the record that Historia started getting thought bubbles as soon as her memories were recovered.Thus justifying my petty
broodylesbian: tbh i really hate the quips about going to college/uni then “turning” gay/bi as if that’s a bad, laughable thing or the whole “all girls are bi at college” thing. not only is that obviously lesbophobic + biphobic, but like for
skin-trade: motokoayoama: I like working with actresses, and I like women a lot, not for obvious reasons, but just in that that there’s so much about what they bring to the scene that keeps it so interesting. Their instincts are so different, and they
humansofnewyork: “They say that you’re supposed to stand up to bullies, but there’s not much you can do when the whole class is like that.” “Why do they make fun of you?” “Let’s see. My weight, obviously. The fact that I read
calicko: omg you guys need to shut up about self care being bullshit like yes obviously it’s not going to cure anything it just provides a pleasant temporary distraction (usually involving sensory stuff) that’s why it’s called self care not self
sissytrainerblog: I like that she makes it obvious, however every Daddy knows that your ass is available to me whether you want it to be or not
jaynelovesdick: This is an obvious misconception that many have about girls that look like thisclearly girls like us think a lot more than most peoplenot only that we get the results we wanterog we are not just smarter than most, but suckseed more
bogleech: On the subject of “being terrible isn’t the same as being mentally ill,” more murderers check out as neurotypical than not. Sometimes when that comes up you get people like “uhhh they KILLED SOMEBODY so OBVIOUSLY they’re not stable!!”
cosmic-rumpus: i do believe that once upon a time john said something along the lines that going god tier is like magical anime girls tranforming but not as sexy i think you may have to rethink that john. because obviously this is the pinnacle of friggin
if this boy doesnt like me then there is no hope for me. i think its pretty obvious that im flirting with him, and he seems like hes flirting back. i mean he texted me “hey youu” cmmon does that not sound flirty?
So it seems I have a thing for guys with broad shoulders. But it's not that simple, oh no. It's the kind of broad shoulders that aren't entirely obvious like Rugby players, but just when a guy has a certain shirt on, and you can see from the back that
breathing-apparatus: how about rip my fucking heart out, look at that like obviously they’re fucking and they’re all like “Omg is this wrong, is it wrong that i love you?” LOOK AT HOW SAM CASPIAN IS ITS OKAY BBY YOU CAN BE TOGETHER IT IS NOT
orguns: i love liking someone who is not generically attractive someone that your friends will quickly dismiss but someone that is so obviously beautiful in your eyes i think it’s having the ability to see someone as a whole not just the way everyone
porncute: I’m so sad about the gorilla that was shot dead because some irresponsible parents left their child unsupervised for a long time. also, why the zoo had to use real bullets instead of using a tranquilizer gun? ugh same!! I saw this and I
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
bleached-fairy: I’m gonna go do my homework and when I finish and get back on whoever REBLOGGED this gets a promo:) You must be following me and her You must NOT LIKE THIS POST You will gain some followers that you didn’t even know existed(obviously)
sass-and-curves: Not sure if I like this whole “Insert a gif” thing….Like, does it give credit to the people who created them? Because browsing through, it’s not just a gif taken from tv. Some of them are obviously from gif sets that people have
indica-illusions: novac0caine: antique-j0k3: please do not give your dog weed you dumb fuck You’re obviously the dumbfuck if you actually think I would give my dog a good ass nug like that. ^^
stevenuniverseconspiracies: Anonymous submitted:Okay so I don’t know if someone’s said this before but I was thinking… Lars is obviously a slacker. But he still holds a job and does go to work. Why? To not be homeless. It’s seems like Sadie may
dearestfemme: tbh for me a lot of being femme is being like. a home for others. if that makes sense. like. obviously not at the cost of my own needs but. i wanna move thru life with an obviously femme grace. sure that sometimes means invisibility but
inabluedr3am:Not to be like that but, if u do get scammed by a fake sugar daddy I feel like u kinda deserve it? they make it like PAINFULLY obvious they’re not legit idk man Same goes with the fake mistress’s.. like really..
black-diaspora: clitrex: call me an oversensitive cunt or w/e but like fucking obviously withholding info that would make somebody not want to sleep with you for the purpose of sleeping with them is rape like fucking obviously?? and miss me w that “they
mandareeboo: I love how Ruby’s obviously at peace with herself as Garnet; calm and serene. She’s never really like that when she’s not; she’s pretty relaxed for a Ruby, sure, but overall she doesn’t get that sort of satisfaction alone.And then
theknightingale replied to your post: so forever and his old roommate moved a sofa and a… I swear to god, you and Forever are like, the cutest, most made for each other couple ever. Every time you post about you and him you both sound so perfect
“What’s your name?” did someone ask for a motherfuckin uhhhhh…8XA backstory? cuz here’s some of it. first two restraining orders, at least.if it isn’t obvious from that statement, major warnings for: stalking, assault (non-explicit,
mister-maxy replied to your post “So strawbanana could be little red but that’s too obvious, why not…” Adam is Hans, Blake is Kristoff? for the sake of the AU neptune is hans. like
is it really that hard to not openly be a jerk about what people ship
kinkyminx: 20 Days of Sex - Day 3 (overdue from last night.. oops blame the vodka) Three sexual fantasies that you’ve had. 1. Domination. (hah like that isn’t obvious). I’m a pretty dominant personality, not in the Mistress/Domme sort of way,
I have a lot of feelings about people who are completely and entirely able to constantly stay hydrated with clean, fresh drinking water, but choose not to. There are SO many people in the world who have literally no access to clean drinking water and
naked-yogi: I am 100% a lil saddened when I send nudes and ppl don’t respond to them like the goddess I am 😒 I am saddened that someone asked if I send nudes unsolicited…The answer is no..
