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“Not in a million year” huh! Whose fuckin’ little whore are you now?
thetrippytrip: 25 million Americans have smoked marijuana in the past year, and more than 14 million do so regularly despite harsh laws against its use. Our public policies should reflect this reality, not deny it.
Dammit, I had COMPLETELY forgotten about Muramasa (oh god how I love that sword on my 2HQ build). As for paladin line, yes I agree - he’s not fit for that, not in a million years with his rash personality. 8’D I was looking at the topic from
catay: I don’t sew as much as I used to despite having fabric for a million projects. I know I’m not alone in that. But what does drive me to do it is a deadline and an inspiration. I saw a couture monarch gown a few years ago and fell in love.
amateurzone: I would not have put that face with that body in a million years!
WAIT. Am I that girl?!
ebonysexologist: supersiku: thewearhaus: I COULD NEVER Not in a million years. Bless her heart though. Love this….. short men and tall women He might not be short
“Hey do you mind if I tell you a story? One you might not have heard? All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago, in the heart of a far away star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across
mbstard: masochistmommy: 5fingerasssmack: daddy-and-his-girls: I’m a catch. :) -D Not in a million years…
I’m not a follower; neither am I a leader. Not a mountain, Nor a river. In the vastness of space, With all of the Universe’s might; A million years I have waited, For the change of Life’s fight. And one day I’ll be a speck of
ohelsanna: scientists say we are made of dead stars i could not believe it until i felt your lips a million galaxies in the space of a breath a thousand light years in a glorious instant i never thought i could be an astronaut until i met you
sinattea:I drew this a million years ago for @wuffen and never shared on this particular platform, so here it is now, a parting gift for the wolf who single-handedly dragged me into this and many other ships. i love this so much holy shiiiittttthank
did-you-know: According to some 40-million-year-old bones that were found in Antarctica, penguins used to be over 6 feet tall and weighed more than 250 pounds.Kinda like this, but not really…(Source, Source 2, Source 3)
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shadow-daughter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i know i sound sarcastic but i honestly in 200 million years would not have predicted that desecrating the graves of ancient microscopic organisms would unleash a curse that would
“He sweeps her hair back from her ears; he swings her above his head. He says she is his émerveillement. He says he will never leave her, not in a million years.” ~Anthony Doerr, All the Light We Cannot See
robininthelabyrinth: Strange Creatures Brothers Be (aka WWX & NMJ sworn brothers) - part 1, part 2, part 3 - “Not in a million years,” Wei Wuxian said flatly. “We could all reincarnate a thousand times over, and the answer will still be no.”
wontongod: knifeandlighter lmao god in his heaven she sounds cute.
dormermydearest: “I would never kill you, not in a million years. You may not be as unique as you thought, but you’re still a work of art, I appreciate art.”
musclemotivationnation: Do not expect fast results. This is your life. You won’t make a million dollars in a year. You won’t graduate college in a year. You probably won’t live in your dream home with your dream partner in a year. So stop expecting
edhardydouche: FUN FACT: in the millions of years that dogs have existed they have never fucked up not even once
paddedlittleparadise:Thanks to an anonymous reader for suggesting the following story idea!“Come on, Derek. You heard me! If seeing a girl in a diaper is such a ‘stupid’ thing - something that would ‘never ever, not in a million years’ get you
edhardydouche: drsuperjess: edhardydouche: FUN FACT: in the millions of years that dogs have existed they have never fucked up not even once Except for the time my dog ate my trampoline I don’t know what to say to this
evviejo: thirteen x yaz in rosa‘are we actually leaving?’‘not in a million years.’
thingstolovefor: Wrongfully Convicted Illinois Man Studied Law in Prison, Wins ฟM Settlement After spending 20 years in prison for a crime he did not commit, 51-year-old Chicago Heights, Illinois resident Rodell Sanders was awarded ฟ million
just-shower-thoughts: If you grab any rock and split it in half, the inside you now have revealed has probably not seen daylight in millions if not billions of years.
sailorchatbutterfly: Chat: M'lady, would you like to go on a date with me?Ladybug: *laughs* not in a million years, silly kitty!*the next day at school*Adrien: hey, Marinette. Would you like to go on a date with me?Marinette: Y-Y-YES ADRIEN! A MILLION
thekingsteez: hypnotic-flow: ..huh? He’s clearly delusional
10 MILLION CONGOLESE PEOPLE KILLED IN 23 YEARS UNDER KING LEOPOLD II COLONIAL RULE DO NOT FORGET WHAT THE BELGIANS DID IN CONGO. NEVER FORGET
kemetic-dreams: BET Refused To Air 2015 Million Man March To Avoid Offending White Viewers Black Entertainment Television recently came under fire for not airing the Million Man March’s 20th year reunion held in Washington, D.C. on October 15th.
realfemdomwife: Male not in chastity - ME: “Hunni, would you ever wear girls panties for me?” HIM: No! Are you kidding? Not in a million years! Male im chastity after 7+ days - ME “Hunni, put these panties on and I’ll tease your cock”. HIM:
cuckoldselection: Never in a million years would you have had the imagination to fuck your wife like this. That’s one of the reasons why she lets her lover’s cum on her face but not you.
dommevee: This to me was SO powerful! People judge what they do not understand. Most of you would pass by me in the street and NEVER guess in a million years I was a Domme. 50 Shades of Grey only represents a part of the BDSM community. There is
quantumlotus-deactivated2023040: Lake Baikal, Russia. It’s not just the oldest freshwater lake on Earth, at 20 to 25 million years old, it’s also one of the largest and deepest, holding an astounding one-fifth of the world’s freshwater.In the winter,
talesofdrunkennessandcruelty: 300 Million Year Old Machinery Found In Russia, Experts Say Aluminum Gear Not The Result Of Natural Forces, May Be Extraterrestrial This is some amazing journalism… http://www.ancientx.com/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=75
pureplastic: beyonceminajkardashians: «L'uomo Vogue Italia» 2014 Your fave could NEVER. not even in a million years.
crossfit-cupcake: Since I have not done a Flex Friday in approx. 1.72 million years. Bahahaha. Who what how. How do you pose I feel incompetent it’s been too long since I’ve taken good flexing selfies😭 I could not figure out what angle would make
wobblydev:in october of 2016, the parliament of Poland enacted a total ban on abortion with 5 years prison time as punishment.millions of women across the country went on strike from their jobs in response. not only did they strike from their places of
infinite list of my favourite movies Aladdin [1992 dir. john musker; ron clements] “Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.”
fourdirtygirls: eradicatedfairy submitted to fourdirtygirls sorry, but just can’t beat that ass. not in million years!! Gorgeous
fourdirtygirls: eradicatedfairy submitted to fourdirtygirls sorry, but just can’t beat that ass. not in million years!!
acklesboner: consultingavengers: I’ll NEVER get tired of this… not even in a million years Someone help me up off the floor please
ohmystydiaheart: NEVER SHALL I FORGET THE WAY STILES LOOKED AT LYDIA AFTER SHE KISSED HIM. NEVER, NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS
klngaegon:Never in a million years did I think Game of Thrones was going to take off like it did. It’s taken me five years to catch up with it. I’m still not sure I’m there.
goldenfools: “Never in a million years did I think Game of Thrones was going to take off like it did. It’s taken me five years to catch up with it. I’m still not sure I’m there.” - Emilia Clarke for The Hollywood Reporter (April 2015)
“Hey, old man… I’m gonna bite it off!” said Sabrina with a big grin.“Not if you want to go on living, young lady!” he replied.“You know I’d never in a million years do that to you! True, I might lightly rub the edge of my teeth over
fuckyeahcheatingwives: thumplr2point0: one of the finest real girlfriend videos there is. his cock is enormous and she is a tiny thing who gives her all for the camera. She would never, not in a million years, do this for her husband. His cock barely
freakinmilkonthatshizz:not in a million years will any part of this would ever happen in real life
this fool had over 2 years to get the obamacare website up and runnin. the cost to american taxpayer went from 94 million in 2011 to 292 million in 2012 and estimates of 500 million are not out of the question. she is not being held accountable. in the
kcamberart:it’s been like a million years and my love for psychonauts hasn’t diminished in the slightest. not even a little bit.
Never in a million years did I think Game of Thrones was going to take off like it did. It’s taken me five years to catch up with it. I’m still not sure I’m there. — Emilia Clarke [x]
heavyblueballs: traice66: heavyblueballs: ”.. perhaps some lube and you could edge yourself between the girls, think you could manage that without cumming boy?…” Not in a million years, heavyblueballs Don’t worry, I feel the same way traice66 lol
bbykittentoes:here is my offering to make up for not posting anything in a million years 🍝
![infinite list of my favourite movies Aladdin [1992 dir. john musker; ron clements] “Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1a1bb4553dd9212e16c3e8b46f2cb51f/tumblr_n66vmn8dlP1rkptaqo1_250.gif)
![Never in a million years did I think Game of Thrones was going to take off like it did. It’s taken me five years to catch up with it. I’m still not sure I’m there. — Emilia Clarke [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6232d2604f6b73ec3459106f954b017/tumblr_nls48f6vxt1r00543o1_r4_250.png)
