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cakefat: lets-get-growing: so i’m done being disgusted by my scars. they’re now a part of me and they remind me everyday how lucky i am to be taking part in life and that i do actually have purpose. don’t be afraid to appreciate your loved ones,
Lol wut?Did you guys actually read my journal post? Or did you just read “my life is in shambles” and assume the worst. Maybe wait until you get to the line about me exercising and shoveling dicks in me before you assume that I’m crying for help
Not just Kim Possible.Star VS. The Forces of Evil (2015- ) actually reminds me of Nickelodon’s animated series My Life as a Teenage Robot (2003-2009).Both shows have a very anime-ish premise and a “magical” teenager girl protagonist
skleero:Not just Kim Possible.Star VS. The Forces of Evil (2015- ) actually reminds me of Nickelodon’s animated series My Life as a Teenage Robot (2003-2009).Both shows have a very anime-ish premise and a “magical” teenager girl protagonist (Star,
lookinforhotbf: imagine if i liked someone who was my age and lived in the same town as me and actually liked me back but instead im in love with Older Korean men who are in Seoul right now and will never love me back ;A;
Wow what a night I drank a lot at a bowling alley with some people, a lot happened there, then came back to my stressful home and got shit there but w.e I’m drunk have chillin time 😎
ificouldbeheard: darkmoonsigel:dabbin-fairy:This is my favorite oneI have never hit the reblog button fastest in my life Happy birthday to me!
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
dailyleejoon: He actually scared me when he popped up out of nowhere… Hyuk and Yesung are just smiling and then there’s Heechul.. Being a creep.. LOL.♥
belladonnathyme:okay, the whole “silly writers, siblings aren’t supposed to actually like each other” thing was always annoying, but it has now morphed into actual real-life people telling me and my actual real-life sibling that our relationship
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
Don’t mind me, I’m just looking back on my life and finding it absolutely ridiculous.
I’m not the best at talking about my relationship. In many ways it’s because it’s been one of the few constants in my life the past four years. Thankfully, I’ve had someone willing to put up with me every weird twist and turn along the way. Happy
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
aliceapproved: grayceemaycee: Such an accurate representation. Hello, story of my life…
litahalford: it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice”
Sometimes I have nightmares that I’m still enrolled in school and I just forgot to go to class for 5 years and I’m scrambling trying to figure out how to make it seem like I’ve actually been there the whole time
I was trying to take a picture of my dogs because they were sitting side by side being cute but Leonard licked his lips between the time I pushed the button and my phone actually taking the picture and the resulting photo is really amusing to me
its funny, too, because I’m actually extremely touch adverse myself and I need to be really comfortable with someone to be OK with touching (and it takes a long time for me to get comfortable with people). So I wouldn’t think I’d spend so much time
me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
winterskorn: this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and if I have to suffer looking at it, so do you The red and black Alliance symbol actually looks pretty cool but blue and yellow Horde symbol just Does Not Work in the worst way
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
kenobifan7: iamnotdoingshittoday: This is the type of Jedi I would be. Same here.
theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3:‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’
My old high school friend invited me to go to Megacon (the biggest convention of all of Florida) with her and her boyfriend? Should I take the chance?
life-theuniverse-and-fandoms:shout out to my fellow ace kids who mistook aesthetic attraction for sexual attraction for years. finding out there was an actual difference was the weirdest thing for me and explained why I didn’t figure out I was asexual
dogsinspirerabbits: ghostguest: rj4gui4r: Be careful what you say and to whom you say it. My family needs to see this. this actually made me cry, this is so true and it’s so upsetting
gotarevolution: I’m at a point in my life where if you’re the slightest bit rude to me or if you make me feel like a worthless piece of shit I will immediately shut you out of my life and I’m actually very happy I’ve reached this point
f-64: womynstudies: OH GPOY FOR LIFE. GPOY and also, THIS SHOW!
Well hey there! I’m back. To anyone who actually noticed! But I have moved to the city, I’ve been at my job a few months, and I have found the love of my life. Along the way I’ve really fallen off track with my nutrition and fitness,
kitschens:bakwaaas:one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies
mobreezy213: buzzfeed: Tinni and Sniffer are actually the real life The Fox And The Hound. “Me and My Light Skin Bitch”
starryhoney: i’m getting rly emotional thinking abt the first time i actually got to meet raven in person after knowing her half my life (long distance) and i was so short n she hugged me so tight and i teared up n her smile was the most amazing thing
post (actual and retail) therapy sesh outside target. I love doing things alone, it’s peaceful taking my time and finding cute colorful things to brighten up my life.
I have no interest in one night stands. I have no interest in 6 month stands. I have no interest in love made for movie screens. I want for someone to take my body and soul, and spend the rest of their life with me. I want another human to fall asleep
apostcardtome: disneywalnut: g-retchenwieners: brititch: loveabovelooks: this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor,
ay-mariposita: revolutionaryalways: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane This.. Only once in my life and it depressed me and my loins
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
divinedorothy: how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness
krumpany: no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
theperksofbeing-a-weasley: Me in the apocalypse.
hey hello yes i’m reviving this blog bc i feel like shit and i want to waste my life away on a stupid social media site so i don’t actually have to be alone with myself.
actually though ive never been this unmotivated in my life and im not a particularly motivated person pls help??????///??
(Answering both at the same time since one ask is in common)2. Self harmed? - I used to… Wasn’t the best phase of my life actually, it hasn’t been easy to move over but with good help I did.10. Ever been in love? - Yeah, and it does feel grate
MondayToday is just I don’t know. Dysphoria is having a hard grip around my neck and I just want to disappear. Be gone. It sickens me so much feeling like this. Sometimes it amazes me how bad I can feel for not having a uterus and actually be a
My autism and social anxiety has fucked me for life. I’ll never actually get out there and do anything because I’d rather be home and alone. I just don’t know how to interact with people and my mind just go blank and I get lost. I really
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
my-little-ninja: ubercharge: and we get a short! thank you blizzard fdor my life This made me cry
Isn’t it Love?This whole sequence honestly added 5750 years and 8 months to my life