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homestuckfluffcanons: All trolls are deadly allergic to spicy food and can’t even be around anything smelling like it. The humans found this out the hard way. Suggested by homestuckpotato
kiyalunga: Give me your oversized hoodies and tshirts I’ll sleep in them forever
tsunderexvx: Eat me out and don’t play with my heart
amateurcracksman: entropysamples: amateurcracksman: Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are. That is so
suluboo: relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
dimpleforyourthoughts: i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you
gnastly: I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly, I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books, and to help
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
muffinworry: creativewhiz-kid: chewynerds: sketchbook-and-tony-adventures: Save the puppets! Positivity Board belongs to the amazing dandyling! tony has finally met his match Positivity Board trumps all Oh dear, imagine a Nails on Blackboard vs.
“my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
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mudblood228: quinoaok: friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing” “dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you”
rboz: I liked Carli’s headcanons on Gajeel and Levy’s first time so I drew something for it. I think I didn’t do it justice but I wanted to try so here’s some sexy and cute stuff with my OTP.
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saltykillua-moved-deactivated20: actual married couple
hardcoregrandma: me as a parent
poopner: spacestepmom: P sure I was going somewhere with this not sure where but yeah. I love these two :(((( thank u so much
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imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Welp here’s the start of my next goal. This keeps my sads at bay enough that I don’t wanna die. Needed: Base MSRP 贛,456* Earned (roughly): 轺
panducky: if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
anti-social-jaguar: quirkdemon: tuxedoangel: teapotsahoy: Yes, good, correct use of train technology. This is so cool…… she’s a dragon she’s a dragon Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.
inhalexhal3: dannydino11: rollin-in: legalmexican: hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart Or make me lose my pants Or both. Both
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okaymad: when you’re eating and you bite into something really spicy
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yeah-ditto-obvs: literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone that’s it that’s all i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
bontxt: universe-and-universe-universal: Allow me to give you a quick lesson in economics to describe to you how royally screwed we are. A network is a based off of one thing only; not to make you happy by keeping shows that only you like, but rather
tavr0ss:can someone fucking explain to me how a novel that romanticizes abuse and rape is being turned into a feature film that will be released on fucking valentine’s day but consensual romantic love between a gay couple is branded obscene, sick, and
meloetta: nichisse: meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk* *swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun* jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
keep-beachcity-weird: the-world-of-steven-universe: 107 Steven Universe Facts YOU Should Know! - ToonedUp on CartoonHangover.Love Steven Universe? Then you’re gonna love these 107 facts! Steven Universe and his adventures with the Crystal Gems have
jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
eagererudite: artdweeb: Durden likes to watch me change clothes. This is so my female, she’s a little creep and I love her
youeitherskateoryoudie: youeitherskateoryoudie: i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their
bfgfs: Dad jokes, anti-jokes, jokes that are so bad that they’re good jokes, are all within the realm of my appreciation… but Ray somehow manages to go beyond that and find something that just makes me cringe so hard with his non-jokes… And yes,
drovie: afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2) oh no i’m allergic it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing sure it’s the thought that counts and i
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
inkskinned: please show me you love me. i don’t take much. little notes, doodles on post-its, noticing how hard i worked on something and taking the time to really appreciate it. i don’t need long facebook posts or large shows. i need you remembering
ohheyimpaola: sans and frisk cuddling gives me life
iknowthedrill: flavoracle: iknowthedrill: Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night? I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at
give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys: snowcoveredsunflower: deadmomjokes: barfingunicorn: 823-hauntingconman: capnskull: the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside.
miss-nerdgasmz: kuttithevangu: At least one writer suggested that the chupacabra had language skills and could understand spoken Spanish (including profanities), as seen in this description of an eyewitness’s encounter: “The housewife’s eyes
gaylawyers: “i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
sonypraystation: woodmeat: sonypraystation: inbox me a job and I’ll design a robot for it waste management
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
didyouknowmagic: tlrledbetter: addesin: etherslide: “Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me!Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have discovered
bombing: girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
crazytwirlcurls: Just give me all of the “Izuku accidentally calling All Might ‘Dad’/All Might and Izuku father-son bonding” content in the world and I’ll be happy with life Took me like two weeks to finish but it’s DONE
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps summoning demons and it was cute at first but it doesn’t fit our decor
miyakuli: ** Permission to post from their pixiv/twitter was granted by the artistDon’t remove credits & don’t repost/edit the art Please, rate and/or bookmark their works on Pixiv too ** - Waiiiii!- Hey, round face! Make me float too!- Kacchan,
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
kritterart: A Zenyatta approached me while I was busy obnoxiously murdering the ceiling as Reaper the other day. He thanked me once I finally stopped shooting and it was quiet again. Then I shot some more. He REALLY wanted me to chill out….
masseffecting: And here are a few more!
beltsquid: hoarous: infiltraitor-n7: replaying ME1 like … did… did sovereign always have a smiley face on its back…? Imagine if Sovereign constantly texted Shepard throughout the game and punctuated with emoticons Rudimentary creatures of
coelasquid: skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and
toastyhat: stevencrewniverse: Sorry to do this everybody. New episodes will return in September. Just sit tight and we’ll see you soon! is it weird that thinking of this as the characters being on vacation makes me feel better about it? I’m
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