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ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: Do you remember the first time you stripped down in front of her, naked, and she saw your cute little white dick, how excited she became… or something like that. Perhaps her parents should have taught her it is rude to
lucky for me i dont have to worry about this/ my sister is yaoi fan and my parents respect me not liking it when people touch my computer do any of you have a problem with this?
How did you get into diapers? Why do you like them? Have an embarrassing story about being discovered? Or an inspiring one about finding a Mate/Parent?DiaperTime magazine is seeking a couple of true stories for our next issue. If you want to share
alohomorashlie replied to your post: Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill… world history is FUN! Are you sure? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?!>Sksdjal just kidding. Its a cool subject but to be honest Its just the class I have a problem
tamamuratamao:WHEN NICE PEOPLE HAVE DOUCHEBAG PARENTS AND YOU DONT WANNA BE RUDE BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIVE WITH THEM OR TRULY KNOW THEM BUT EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ABOUT THEM MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL LIKE STOP DOING THOSE THING YOU’RE DOING TO MY FRIEND OR
loliphon: justified-flames: loliphon: HOO BUDDY!!!! I love having people completely disregard my memory problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can relate Do you wanna talk? Yeah. My memory used to be the best and now its awful so my parents are like “oh
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you
jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you see smol birbs with few or no
imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
the shoes I should wear with the dress I’m bringing to AC are at my parent’s house and I’m really considering just going in my Doc Marten’s and stomping on the feet of any man who tries to harass me
nitoriaiichirou: talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father?????????
shrineart: A list of red flags for potentially abusive parents. This list comes from my experiences with folks that have been abused. NOTE: You DO NOT have to have all of these markers. I have know people that read through a list like this and go “but
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
ladynorbert: waltzingwithfire: When asked about sacrifices. “To bring up the term ‘sacrifice’ in relation to our lives, is slightly obscene I’d have thought”. Can I please ask her to come to my aid whenever someone tells me that I will never
astraldemise:astraldemise:how do all the victims in these 80s slasher movies have such big houses like how many rooms do you need for just a family that consists of one or two parents and one teenager you are living in mansions no wonder theres murder
shavingryansprivates: *hides face behind hands in front of baby* “where’d i go!?” “i’m like 8 months old i don’t even have an ounce of ability to conceive the idea of object permanence why do you keep disappearing you’re my parent this
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch
howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground,
neyugneigna: latenighttyler: lilerrrk: Do you guys remember when we were kids? When we didn’t have a care in the world? When we were able to run wherever we’d like until our parents told us to stop? When the only place we wanted to go was the park
kurtthewurt: I wonder this about my roommates. If you can’t boil an egg or tie a trash bag, what in the hell have you been doing for 2 entire decades????? likewise with mine… Like how did your parents raise you and how do you college living
tamamuratamao: WHEN NICE PEOPLE HAVE DOUCHEBAG PARENTS AND YOU DONT WANNA BE RUDE BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIVE WITH THEM OR TRULY KNOW THEM BUT EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ABOUT THEM MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL LIKE STOP DOING THOSE THING YOU’RE DOING TO MY FRIEND OR
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
I wanted to go home this weekend to see the fam but my parents made me feel like they couldn’t care less if I came. They were just kind of like “godddd do you have to come now we’re kind of busy we don’t have space or time.”
boygeorgemichaelbluth: magnacarterholygrail: i be tryna do what my parents did to me as a kid and tell myself “naia, you can have a piece of raspberry cheesecake if you clean your room” but then its like lol nigga i’m 24 i could eat the entire
loveisrespect:What is Gaslighting?You’re crazy - that never happened.Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you see
illogical-bullshit:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled
not-quite-the-killer-queen: dyke-vriska: re-brandhaver: maxrobby: i think the hip new trans thing to do should be choosing as inconvenient a name as possible. like, you have a sibling of the same gender? choose their name. choose ur parent’s name.
cyan-opinions:pussystigmata:im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access…its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and
thisainthighschoolpussycat: I have to do shit like this with my parents all the time. You gotta shut them down early.
animeadult: tbh kissing is more fun/exciting when it’s something you have to do discreetly like when a parent is nearby and doesn’t know you’re involved with someone and you give them a smooch when the parent looks away and you just feel so sneaky
boys-and-suicide: Parents need to learn yelling at their kids does not do anything but leave scars on them. If you have a problem you sit down and talk like civil human beings. Yelling gets you nowhere. Please remember that for all you future parents.
urie:that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty
oracleanne: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled
ashinan: lifeinthearctic: emotianal: chin up lil buddy oh my god. #raccoons #okay no fuck raccoons #do I have a story for you guys #so when I was a wee little bean sprout #my parents were like let’s go to stanley park and we’ll get tandem
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
humanpomeranian: lmfao parents be like do u have any idea how hard ur mental illness is on ME? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ME? AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS ALL? WE’RE GOING THROUGH THIS TOGETHER, THIS IS JUST AS HARD ON ME! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lemme add it
Life is doing downhill. I don’t know if I miss you but I do miss having someone to spend time with almost everyday. I feel like i don’t have friends, my grades are slipping, my parents are on my back about everything, college is coming soon, I’m
Have you ever known someone who types/texts with perfect grammar or just at the very least puts a period at the end of their sentences? Like you can send a pic with ‘Look at this view!!!!’ and they hit you with“Looks good.”like??? are you upset???
lordbape: why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have” like bitch do you think… poor people.. don’t
Haven’t heard from my parents in little over a month & they have my sister text me asking how many tickets I’ve racked up. (Traffic tickets) Like why do you guys care? I’m the piece of shit daughter you wish you never had, remember?
