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“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
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derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
IM SO EXCITED. i dont know literally anything about the game yet my friend just told me about it- the kid might not even be frisk?? but that one hairstyle tho.
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
theonlyeaglebird replied to your post: Just curious how cum You knOw that you made up the phrase spsrkledog That’s like how I started all the “HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE” dubs of that one comic with the kids in front of the principal. im not sure
odlaws: no im not making a one sided romance with dracula and an early 1960’s surfer kid no i didnt just draw the kid describing the sunset to him..
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
“Were are you off to traveller?”“We are going to hell”
trutranstrender: I don’t want trans kids to worry about ‘not being trans enough’ anymore. I want everyone to know that regardless of how much dysphoria you may or may not feel, your gender identity is 100% valid. Anyone who says otherwise is just
just-cheyin:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenNOW IM LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND.WAHWAHH.
pettyforyourthoughts: skyakacielo: How do you just miss like that? he did his best
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
kernelatorsblog: panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your
taquito: little kid in line just asked me if i liked his 3000$ shoes and i said idk what they are and he said im just a hypebeast not a sneakerhead
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
catziel: catziel: this kid in my grade just posted this with a bunch of his faces photoshopped onto it……. STOP GUYS IM NOT KIDDING OMG HE CANT SEE THIS FUCK
deergay: theactualdavestrider: deergay: friendly tip: if youre eating chinese food and it tastes awful, just smother it in soy sauce. just fucking cover it in soy sauce im not even kidding that fixes everything but can it fix our government soy sauce
I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me
GOSH IM KIDDING IM NOT ALWAYS HORNY. I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE IT WENT WITH THE WHOLE HAPPY AND HUNGRY!
Hello Dash! I wanted to give you something on your birthday, so I drew your kids floating in space ;0; I apologize for any bad quality, my computer/scanner’s been acting up. I just wish that you have a great day today, and happy birthday!! aaAA MY
