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This is a new maid shot for me. I know it’s all fake and made up, but I couldn’t stop from thinking that no one that actually only cleans has a figure like that. :)Â But then, anyone that goes to work like that doesn’t clean a thing.
Don't put me last and expect me to put you first. It doesn't work like that.
As I have been made aware that on the tumblr app, the link for my FAQ doesn’t work, I’m reposting it as a… well, post. For easy access. About my art:I use Photoshop CS6 Wacom intuos 4I do not take commissions, but that may change if I set
noerher: “You’re going to catch a cold dressed like that..” “ It’s fine Momo, your kisses will protect me.” “It doesn’t work that way!”
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
I edited the last piece so it doesn’t suck as much \o/! if you see the new version, you won’t be able to unsee the old version’s suckage \o/!this is what I get for being a perfectionist \o/!thanks and I hope you’re having a wonderful day with
lmthebest: You can’t use your life traumas to justify being a shitty person it doesn’t work like that.
lmthebest:You can’t use your life traumas to justify being a shitty person it doesn’t work like that.
rsvnr: We are no longer little children. We can’t just take and take and give nothing in return. It doesn’t work like that anymore.
not-an-oyster: barn mates in a nutshell Steven doesn’t really understand that kinda stuff i guess, he’s a bit too innocent to know about how abuse works sometimes and stuff like that
getdestroyed-staydestroyed:“You’re not happy with the terms of our contract and you’d like to cancel it? Oh darling I’m sorry but it doesn’t work that way. If you really wanted out though there is a very….VERY stiff ‘termination fee’.”
momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.
bladderstuck: I just learned that astronauts can’t tell if their bladder is full or not so they’re trained to go pee every two hours. first, that’s cute as hell. I know it doesn’t work like this, but the space captain giving treats to his lil
randomgayyyblog: For those who keep asking. Yes I do waist train but you can’t just wear a waist trainer & expect results. Just wearing it around the house or when you go out won’t do anything… It doesn’t work like that way. I only wear mine
jotagainer: Woke up and: Surprise! I got fat! Damn, this is a real belly!? I’ll try to suck it. It doesn’t work. Well, I can live being like that, no problem! haha
over82much: jotagainer: Woke up and: Surprise! I got fat! Damn, this is a real belly!? I’ll try to suck it. It doesn’t work. Well, I can live being like that, no problem! haha So so hot
talktoten-a: They’re coming. ― "Sorry, it doesn't work like that. I don't мαкє sacrifices." ― | An Indie Tenth Doctor roleplay blog | | Five
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to… i think he has that kind of reckless unhealthy heroism of a gryffindor. and he doesn’t work well with others, not in the sense of being irritaing, it just never
I’m great at lipstick, I’m decent at blush/contour, and I can highlight pretty well for someone who doesn’t do it on the regular, but I can’t figure out how to do an eyeshadow look that truly compliments my eye shape.
delta-piscium:what do you think of people expanding on your work in the tags (adding their own ideas, HCs, and interpretations)I don’t like it, it’s my work/idea I don’t want anyone to hijack itI don’t mind/care, it’s in the tags it doesn’t
ohthebrave:It doesn’t happen like that. You don’t just wake up one day and find that everything has worked itself out. You must get out of bed, morning after morning, and make a conscious effort to control the circumstances of that given day. You
huh, that’s odd, that song worked on the blog I reblogged it from (I listened to it like 5 times in a row) but now it doesn’t work at all…. oh well
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
its interesting to me, though, because Greg just stopped what he was doing to follow his heart and be with Rose (and we know it all works out in the long run). He was in town for that concert and it doesn’t seem like he knew anyone there (although his
Like, everytime anything even remotely bad-ish happens in fandom, everyone falls all over themselves panicking and yelling that the show will be cancelled because of it. It doesn’t really work like that, there’s VERY few things that get a
I have decided I really like SH4′s “Your Rain” as, like, a really angsty pearlrose song. I mean, omitting the line that mentions parents because obviously that doesn’t work, but otherwise it fits really well, I think, especially the first half.
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
windycarnage: also people should keep in mind that sometimes when an artist says “doodle” what they mean is “stress-free art”. that doesn’t necessarily mean that the “doodle” they made is something that they didn’t work hard at or didn’t
I track the Being Human US tag, because it’s a show I like that’s no longer currently running and so doesn’t get a lot of use but when it does I like to check it outbut the way tumblr’s ‘recommended post from tag’ feature works isn’t by
brownskinhoe: for real like I HATE guys that say that love thick women, big women, fuller women but only actually want someone with a bubble butt and double Ds with a flat stomach like no it doesn’t work that way lmfao Do you have any idea how much
nicolezaridze:i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and brake at
patcheel: kinetickyote: kingdom hearts III worlds I want > Star Wars (Maybe Episode III) > Marvel (Avengers) > Pixar (ANYTHING PIXAR COME ON) TOY STORY PLEASE ANYTHING FOR THAT it doesn’t work like that….
kinetickyote: wulphire: patcheel: kinetickyote: kingdom hearts III worlds I want > Star Wars (Maybe Episode III) > Marvel (Avengers) > Pixar (ANYTHING PIXAR COME ON) TOY STORY PLEASE ANYTHING FOR THAT it doesn’t work like that….
tempeh-princess:little things that help ease symptoms of depression:turn the lights on and open a window eat something healthy and drink ice cold water find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad take a long, relaxing bath do yourself
slayer-of-titans: Rose Quartz Gems: *Innocently flirts with Pearl*Pearl: I’ve, um, found someone already but thanks!Rose Quartz: Aww, that Pearl has her own Pearl!Steven: It doesn’t work like that anymore! Well, not really. They kind of belong to
homojabi: I think that cis/straight people have the wrong idea about what The Closet™ is, honestly. I frequently get asked questions like “So are you out or in the closet?” But the fact is that it doesn’t really work like that. Someone’s Out
annes-fitblr: han-lifts: thefitally: ABS. Abs need to be built like any other muscle and need recovery to grow as well. As much as we all wish it was possible to spot reduce to get flat stomachs, it doesn’t work that way. They will show up at different
bicokun:funnytwittertweets:I’d also like to make everyone aware that I (govt employee) have to do half my work on a program based on MS-DOS. They tried to update it to something more Windows-based a few years ago, but it doesn’t work properly so now
jeza-red: nadia141491: jeza-red: The only thing I can think of when I look at this ad is “The moron is gonna get that shit into his eyes and that will be the end of it” crossed with “Cleaning doesn’t work like that.” and “You’ve just
aubgasm: Niggas talk about wanting a loyal girl when they have side hoes just incase it doesn’t work out with a certain girl, they got someone as a life boat and thats that shit I dont like
cwawissejoy: You can’t complain over something you pushed away, it doesn’t work like that.
omg my room is so messy. i just came home from work and was like UGH WHAT it doesn’t seem that bad when you’re sitting in it.
cloudkickincrysis: Kinda wanted to be out tonight … Buuttt it doesn’t work like that. 😒 ✌🏽️
wnq-writers: “I always thought that you had to know someone for a long time to be able to fall in love. But one thing I learned is that love doesn’t work like that. Love can happen anytime anywhere with anyone and while one least expects it. It happened
thehound:that might be the way it works in your muslim gangster world, but for us it doesn’t work like that.
fleshorchid: wait no if I wear it like that the back gets fucked up. it’s literally supposed to be here. I can’t move or it doesn’t work
necianavine: Shooting with Edelman Photography is always a joy, because we can both be as experimental and creative as we like… If it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t matter. Yay for photographer boyfriends! ;)I have a feeling that this one will be
hirxeth: “I care too much, but it never works. Like Now-I’m trying to be here, I’m trying to do Things. But it doesn’t work, I can’t find Anything, so maybe that’s what makes me crazy.” Palo Alto (2014) Dir. Gia Coppola
cloudsprout: peachymagazine: How to Feel Better Each Day Written by Emma, Photography by Isabella Life gets hard, and sometimes I wish there was a way to pause it and go back in time to when I was happier but unfortunately life doesn’t work like that
brownskinhoe: for real like I HATE guys that say that love thick women, big women, fuller women but only actually want someone with a bubble butt and double Ds with a flat stomach like no it doesn’t work that way lmfao
delestre:what would fix your brain? unravel and start knitting it anewscrub wrinkles with a toothbrushwash and spin cycleclean the tank, change the watervinegar baththe tri-color foam like in the car washsomething else (put in tags)my brain is normal
nicolezaridze:nicolezaridze:i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas
