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smalllittlething: daddy-emjay: smalllittlething: The mailman came with a surprise package today!! I opened the package and discovered a weird white blob…but when I cut the last layer of plastic wrap a teddy jumped out of it! Well not exactly jumped

New hairdo! It…. came out exactly like the old colour! That’s okay! Whoa!

dreammaker-13ti:Misty knew exactly what it would take for her to seduce her son, she was just pleasantly surprised at how huge he was, and how he was pummeling her deeper than her husband has, and now she would not have to go look for a fling to fill

butchlvr: dadchaser63: …”What Son?,…we are the only ones here, who cares?”… “Well, yeah, I know, but….gosh!” “Oh c'mon, son….why are you so surprised? Did you think I didn’t do it, too?” “Well…no….not exactly. I mean,

woggywoowoo: I’m not very good at this memorial stuff. So you’ll have to forgive me. Sophie passed away yesterday. She was in poor health for a while now, so it wasn’t exactly surprising. It still doesn’t make losing her any easier.Sophie was

stripperskywalker: i can’t believe people were surprised that luke skywalker tossed his lightsaber in the last jedi i mean he saved the galaxy by doing the exact same thing why tf not do it again when in doubt: yeet

iheartnintendomucho: Businessmen, Children and Entire Baseball Teams Fly Off Screen in Japanese Smash Bros. Trailer Inspired as usual, but not surprising. Japanese commercials for Nintendo games are always brilliant. By the way: there’s exactly one

lifeliesandgrief: luckied: Jean tilted his head in surprise. “Really? Had a good year or…?” He was curious to what was causing Maes to feel so wonderful. “Not exactly.” he said. “Let’s just leave it at never better, hm?”

nevaehtyler: Disappointed but not surprised as per usual. On September 16 it will have been exactly one year since this piece of trash killed Terence Crutcher and she will be working as a cop again like nothing happened. And just for the record, this

nnscribble: roihka: haa bumped into this bit of my late comic blog in my files and thought I could post it here since i guess it’s relatable for many a tumblr-folk…? hopefully the translation’s not too ridiculous it was surprisingly difficult

stripperskywalker: i can’t believe people were surprised that luke skywalker tossed his lightsaber in the last jedi i mean he saved the galaxy by doing the exact same thing why tf not do it again when in doubt: yeet

50shadesofcanteven: emotionalempowerer: The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US! That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper

50shadesofcanteven: emotionalempowerer: The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US! That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper

wearenottrumpsamerica: Who could’ve known??

yokhakidfiasco: satabando: twitblr: What exactly is the government’s usefulness if it can come through clutch in this time of need?! (x) we gotta stop being surprised that the country that was literally built off ppls backs doesn’t care about

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