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askgamerponies: I should have known. I really wish I could just receive the book “Inner Billy Bass: A Mechanical Look at the Inner-Workings of Novelty Singing Rubber Fish” instead. Very insightful read.As for Mass Effect 3, don’t let the ending(s)
ishouldgay:The best part of DA2, that was introduced in DA2, was the personality system and I widh they had brought it back for DAI instead of giving us two accents. The personality system had so much more replay value! I even thought it was better
uncleromeo:odinsblog:This is almost funny. America is considering a bailout for airlines, but not for the people who the airlines depend on to fly the airlines. It’s the equivalent of calling a mechanic (instead of a doctor) in response to someone having
momfricker: the-entire-furry-fandom: whenever i am frightened i wiggle my ass around hoping whatever might be there to possibly kill me can be seduced into fucking me into freedom instead its a coping mechanism like this
sunteaflower: My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway,
someone made a board game for a project in my school and my class is grading them and this persons board game had mechanics literally 100% identical to FE:A and then said “everything was my idea”
I can’t help but laugh when people who complain about Downpour and Shattered Memories having rain/ice-based mechanics instead of pure fog (nevermind that they both also have fog) are also the same people who complain about Pyramid Head being in
quinnidae: Illustration of the feeding mechanism of the sea gooseberry. When relaxed its tentacles expand, acting like a spider’s web to capture prey. Instead of stinging cells, these tentacles are lined with special adhesive cells to prevent prey
odinsblog:This is almost funny. America is considering a bailout for airlines, but not for the people who the airlines depend on to fly the airlines. It’s the equivalent of calling a mechanic (instead of a doctor) in response to someone having a heart
Her Code Got Humans on the Moon—And Invented Software Itself
spartadog: I felt like I didn’t get to play with costume design as much as I wanted to when I did Zenyatta, because if I gave him any jewelry it would have gotten lost in the complexity of his mechanics. So, Reaper gets to join instead. No specific
salsadipalicious: according to MGS backstory, Huey Emmerich technically created vaping in 1974, maybe earlier. Huey often smoked an electronic cigarette of his own design. A mechanical apparatus similar to a cigarette, it expelled vapor instead of
Still need a new engine but feels good to have my runner back home instead of at my mechanics house
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that steampunk is not magic, it’s mechanic ^^*Uses magic instead of Spike anyway. Spike never needed again*this message was brought to you by Tara Strong’s voice