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When browsing, if you find yourself fixated on the Alpha Cocks and not the girls on the screen, it’s time to find one in the flesh and let him have your wife. You don’t deserve her.
make-a-wh0re-out-of-me: Omg! Swallow !~ I have a gag reflex and there’s no way I would be spitting up like that not when it comes to cum anyways Down the hatch :) You don’t get fed seconds if you don’t finish the first batch ! Exactly!
subgirlygirl: sirandc: I love the “Ugh, not this again…” look followed by complete compliance. That’s right, it doesn’t matter if you like it… True. I may not like it. But, ultimately, it gets me exactly what I want… surrender. That,
so I’m guessing it’s a safe bet to assume that I’m not the only one peeing my pants atm
: If there’s no one besides you When your soul embarksThen i’ll follow you into the dark
Reblog if your muse has a dark side
Send '❀' if my muse is one of your favorites
Reblog if your ask is always open.
Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
henlo. am wag. i am steam so if u steam why not steam 2gether.Translation:If any of your feels like playing Team Fortress 2 with me (New Update and stuff) hit me up on Steam. Add me. Just search for “The Wag” And I should be the one with the gay
houseofalexzander: Wardrobe. If you are upset, angry or uncomfortable with me over the clothes I choose to wear… I am not the one who needs to change. But perhaps you need to reevaluate your feelings and why my personal style is contributing to your
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
shatouto:if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations
lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you… me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that
angryplum: shsl-pornstar: man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo “If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
it–was–just–a-dream: ✨🌿Please always remember!!🌿✨ Do not give up on yourself if your plants die!!! Do not stop growing plants just because some of them die!! It takes time, practice, and care to grow plants, even easy ones like succulents.
GUESS WHO NOW HAS INSTAGRAM <Link right here to my page if your interested.And since I’ve not had it for very long, if anyone else has one please send me a link I would love to follow you! So far I’ve been having a lot of fun on the site being
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:foulserpent:like i get it like having completely silent sex is kind of boring but you do have to accept the notion that if youre gonna be loud and you live in a building with other people , your neighbor might not want to
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “I wonder if “House Guest” will have that confrontation between Pearl…” OH I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s noticed that! Amethyst by far seems the most comfortable around
luiskingking replied to your post: Just one more hour to go, folks! Pleas… I wonder if cn counts how many people watch the show on their dvr I read somewhere that channels sometimes county DVR recordings as long as they’re watched within
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
emmablackeru: why you should be my friend I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit I will reblog your selfies no questions asked I will ask you questions on anon to make
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
togepistew: misskittystryker: houseofalexzander: Wardrobe. If you are upset, angry or uncomfortable with me over the clothes I choose to wear… I am not the one who needs to change. But perhaps you need to reevaluate your feelings and why my personal
So I am sure many if not all of you, have seen gifs for this hot commerical for GQ Spain…but maybe, you have not seen the FULL short film! It’s easily one of my favorites. Well, I present it to you for your viewing pleasure…enjoy!!!
I love how men get really comfortable with your body after you’ve been with them, for a time. They just slide their hand here or there, as if your body is their little nook. It’s not always sexual and I for one, find it comforting.
If he doesn't move your hair away from your face when you suck his dick, he's not the one.
sassymandyxo: If you won’t fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, you’re not the one for me
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z: wordismasha: yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
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Dear moon and you, Do you know what I started to like to do each night I think about him? Guess… give up? Ha-ha. Well, I stare at you and think about how it’s like if it’s easier just to give him the answer straight up. But dang, why is it
rearfuckhole: perverted-slutt: 😊😌 seriously one of the best on tubmlr imo. i have to TRY NOT reblogging all her stuff… or my blog = her blog + some other crap. probably butts. so yea. if your not following her, jokes on you.
If I'm Not The One; Then I'm Your Best Mistake.
bemusedlybespectacled:renthebarbarian:notabled-noodle:I don’t care if something is “natural”, because natural is not the same as real. maybe being trans is unnatural or medication is unnatural. or whatever else. but. that doesn’t make the experiences
gender-fluid-alex: houseofalexzander: Wardrobe. If you are upset, angry or uncomfortable with me over the clothes I choose to wear… I am not the one who needs to change. But perhaps you need to reevaluate your feelings and why my personal style
dlubes: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: delsin-rovve: parkermurdock: clestroying: lackabond: if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with i only last 35 seconds i have spent 4 years searching for this
zerobrand: One of the nicest people I’m lucky enough to call my friend… if your not following him… your fucking up. GO FOLLOW @feedyourhead710 @feedyourhead710 @feedyourhead710 !!!! #feedyourhead710 #zerobrand #cleanconcentrates #dabsrus #dabbersdaily
mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you
sirsgoodgirls: If Sir tells you tonight is the night you fuck another girl, that means tonight really IS the night. Your job is not to protest, or ask why. You’re job is to do as your told and thank sir for the opportunity
brttny32194: joyouscatus: yui-art: what do u mean this gift is not for me? my heart is broken i’m cry omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney give him the fucking thing
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
miniandmr: “Dripping so much your not sure if he has cum in you or its just your pussy… how about you put out your tongue and test it for yourself, or are you more the type to grab my hips and fuck me again like a whore and add your own?”
vogueslu-t:If u won’t fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, u not the one for me
daddys-dirty-world: So true! He’s not the one for you If… 1 He want things you don’t like. 2 Skipping foreplay 3 Ignoring your body language 4 Takes forever to make you cum. (For God shakes, the G-spot is still in the same spot.) :) 5 Wanting
elloalexzander: Wardrobe. If you are upset, angry or uncomfortable with me over the clothes I choose to wear… I am not the one who needs to change. But perhaps you need to reevaluate your feelings and why my personal style is contributing to your
the kind of ‘feminists’ who make me mad are the ones that make you feel like shit if you don’t do what THEY think you should. like hating on girls who pose nude, hating sex workers, hating mothers who chose not to breast feed, even women who chose
bunabae: one of us is braver than the other
undead-moon replied to your post: I think I’m going to save up for a PS Vita….. The Vita’s going to have a price drop sometime before christmas if your thinking of one because honestly 250$ is not worth it :( I regret buying mine. ahhh really?
brainstatic: lnnocentbystander: brainstatic: I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with ISIS in a Mesopotamian tablet smuggling ring should be more than a one-day story. Idk, I’m torn about this. Like ISIS are obvs scum. But are
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
The hand toast, Still one of my favorites
If you want someone to play get your ass a simple bitch that waits at home for you all day & never asks questions, I am not the one patna
