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lixpex: You’re sure you want to play with the Magic Paints? I don’t know if you’re ready for them, dude. But okay, if you insist. Be careful, this stuff feels real good, but it’ll blow your mind. (And leave you ready to obey like a good boy,
pulling up your shirt like that is a great way to get a creampie if you’re banging a dude that’s into fake tits.
Re-blog if you’re a light skinned black dude that likes Big White Dick.
this anime is so dumb but i can’t stop watching it let me show you why
sublimecock: justsomezombie: I’m JustSomeZombie on kik and at LPSG. Hit me up if you’re bored and want to chat! Like the dude said…
Submission from @danya-is-fann:Hello,sorry to bother you)I Just like what you’re doing is beautiful and you’ve really inspired me I just wanted to ask you if I should continue to paint and here’s what I did for a couple of hours))Thank you for your
yazzydream: Dipper: Think! What’s the number one problem with most monster hunts?Soos: If you’re a side character you die in the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! Do you ever think about stuff like that?
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
rabbureblogs: spazzeon: How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras? If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying like… see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes
Reblog if you're a furry, Id like to follow the lot of you.
onewhoturns:mockiatoh:themauvesoul:Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable.
narcojuice: Y'all really saying I’m gay for making out with a dude half naked in his bed?? Like lol, am I supposed to kiss a girl? Everyone knows kissing girls is gay cause you kissing every dude she ever kissed. But if you kiss a dude you’re kissing
sleazepeddler: jshine969: poppasplayground: Rubbing the Right Way on #WangWednesdays Damn he looks like this fine ass dude that tried to steal my friend’s laptop lol For more posts like these…follow the Sleaze Peddler! If you’re brave and
I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to swing in and say I’ve been watching Pose and I’ve been really enjoying it, esp because it’s hitting me in that Found Family/Character Learning to Become a Matriarch” hole in my heart. So
tiny-floating-whale: I like artemispanthar because if you’re ever looking for a good answer to a question about Steven Universe he’ll have it. 100% rad blog. !!!! Thanks little dude! I’m so glad you like my blather :) Aaa, this is really
str8guysecrets: If you’re ever fortunate enough to be in a situation like this, make sure somebody’s recording it. Oh, and make sure you send me the video.*Bonus Fact* the guy playing the bitch is actually a straight dude who does the gay-for-pay
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
if you’re a dude who likes fat girls you don’t deserve a medal or deserve to be praised or idolized for it. honestly
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
toadprince: toadprince: if you’re gonna worship murderers on the internet why not worship the dude that beat jeffrey dahmer to death I love people with life sentences who are like “might as well murder This Notorious Serial Killer. What’re they
childrenofthehigher: If you’re gay, what’s your purpose in being with men? Do you just like fucking around with dudes or are you trying to build something lasting and meaningful with a soulmate…..as you both help raise each other up? It’s all
mizukihisakawa: Well um.. This is ridiculous. But, why all the Rivamika shippers hates the rivetra shipper? I’ve seen someone insulting rivetra. Like dude, why? I ship rivetra and IDGAF about the rivamika. :/ confused. If you’re talking about
Men are disgusting
nightmareeps: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the
savanita: me w my #1 woe @lil–queen at @nachodung’s Orphan’s Thanksgiving @lil–queen we are so cute like ???? we vibe so well
breakingstraightmen: “I’m so fucking hard. It will only take a few minutes, dude. I don’t care if you’re straight. Come nuzzle your nose in my pubes. Worship me. I’ll teach you what a real man tastes like.”
like 9 times out of 10, if you’re a dude and you follow me and i follow you right back, it’s because i think you’re cute there is almost never any other reason than that
people wanna ignore the truth of this website, which is that if you’re a girl who is not white and thin, you will not be given nearly as much attention or as much exposure and compliments and reblogs as those who are you really have to work twice as
sensacionseduction: if you’re a dude and dont fuck me like this I dont want you.
casismyfavoritecolor: ja-mbles: conquerorwurm: If you’re ever sad or in need of a distraction, please watch this video of a man making bread. i watched a dude make bread for like eleven minutes and i dont know if i wanna put bread in my mouth or
faceofagoodgirl: nakedinasnowsuit: I’m honestly so worried about young women and the kink community. Seriously, if you’re new to kink and you’re like, 18-25, and some older “dominant” dude is giving you attention? Be fucking cautious. Don’t
nakedinasnowsuit: I’m honestly so worried about young women and the kink community. Seriously, if you’re new to kink and you’re like, 18-25, and some older “dominant” dude is giving you attention? Be fucking cautious. Don’t take it as flattering.
pure:I definitely think there is a need for more anime fans who are normal human beings instead of mouthbreathing nerds with erectile dysfunction or soundcloud rappers who need to be in jail for domestic violence. To that end, I support Kim Kardashian
Dude if I ever get wrongfully arrested for my skin color I’m dead cause I’m going ape shit. It feels like such an instinct to just resist and fight back especially out of crostophobia and anger pumping adrenaline through your veins knowing YOU’RE
Omg men please stop commenting on my post about women being shamed for their body hair. Yeah obviously I realize that men are sometimes shamed for it too, especially if they’re ~super hairy~ but every time one of you comments on this like OH BUT I AM
listen if you’re a dude and you call women ‘females’ I automatically don’t care abt what you have to say
