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Me to wife: “Honey, check this out…”Wife: “Oh my God! You know that’s Photoshopped, right?”Me: “But what if it isn’t?”Wife: <pause> “Fucking hot, that’s what.”Me: “Fuck, I love you.”
So this is my current primary sniper rifle in Borderlands 2 and oh my God if it isn’t the gaudiest thing I have ever seen. Seriously - wood grain and gold trim? What the hell, Jakobs?
fuzzyxteddybear: travelisabeth: kryptonize: wo-nderland: fucking-wh4t: r0y4nthony: suits the blog. if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed this suits everyones blog ok OMFDKGHFJGHJK oh Paint me like one of your French girls.
myystorysofar: beh3re: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU HAVE NO HEART GOOD NIGHT Damnit this is
raised-by-creatures: amazinglornaisnotonfire: wo-nderland: fucking-wh4t: r0y4nthony: suits the blog. if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed this suits everyones blog ok omfg On ma way to steal yo girl paint me like on of your mc
submit-yield-obey: Hello all Y/you wonderful tumblr. folk, :) i’m looking for some new blogs to follow. i’ve got a little too much fucking and not enough BDSM on my dash right now. And if i’m already following you this isn’t a complaint, i just
I adore my cat, really, but when I’m the only one in the apartment during most of December he just get really overbearing with the whole “love me with the amount of attention I normally receive from 3 people.”
Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping this is the
puppies-and-poledancers: sandundsiebdas: Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome. Well, if this isn’t fucking me I don’t
When you’re about to make a post and TAG IT even, patting yourself on the back for actually making something and then you think– What if this isn’t original What if this isn’t interesting or clever What if it’s been done
1hat3u: hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
skimpymoms: hard-for-life: jessthemonkey: If this isn’t a “Fuck me now son please,” look, then I don’t know what is… Finding heaven in my mothers boobs Follow SkimpyMoms for more mom & son porn!
fuckingaloadedgun: “if this isn’t on your blog, i’m going to have a problem with you.” “if you don’t reblog this you can unfollow me right now.” So fucking true.
DROP SCIENCE LIKE COSBY DROPPING BABIES (ed note: don’t correct me if this isn’t what dirt said, in the words of @deacon87, “fuck you”)
elorviel: usingtimewisely: stinkypuff: a day in the life of me if this isn’t on your blog then what the fuck what did I just watch…
vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong
plebcomics: i think we all know what this is in reference to …wait what the actual fuck please tell me this isn’t really a thing that is happeningI swear if idiotic Tumblr “feminists” have chased off the creator of one of the best Firefox
jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this post.
THIS RIGHT HERE IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO ME.
if this isn’t the realest shit
kimslutstuff4: kimslutstuff3: come on! this cunt isn’t going to eat itself. reblog if you want a taste, or to fuck me. Im so fucking horny right now OMG I got deleted yet again, im getting tired of this shit, ill start another blog for when this
poz-skinhead-pig: naturalalphamales: clevelandfag: asatelliteboy: Via: facedownassupmrduff do you think i care if this isn’t a comfortable position for you to get fucked in, faggot? Well used, well bred. looks like fun to me either slot looks
hornyandsleepdeprived: pain-ismy-pleasure: ekisaleks: littlemusicalwitch: jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this
ekisaleks: littlemusicalwitch: jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this post. The notes are just multiplying They’re
theg0dshxt: brownglucose: whitegirlsaintshit: dank-illusions: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU
i-like-it-in-the-slash: #IF THIS ISN’T A LINE STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROMANCE NOVEL #THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS #IF YOU’RE A BIRD, I’M A BIRD (THE NOTEBOOK) #YOU HAVE TO PROMISE YOU WON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME (A WALK TO REMEMBER) #BECAUSE
greglestrade: sherkeys: greglestrade: sherkeys: what if lestrade dies What if you shut the fuck up. it’s literally taken me 23 hours to get the joke that tumblr user greglestrade reblogged this and that’s the joke that’s the fucking joke isn’t
tropengefluester:toosaad: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU HAVE NO HEART GOOD NIGHT :((((((( omg
the-reason-the-rain-falls: fatpeasants: amazinglornaisnotonfire: wo-nderland: fucking-wh4t: r0y4nthony: suits the blog. if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed this suits everyones blog ok omfg wut me
n0nexsistant: ixnay-on-the-oddk: My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice. if this isn’t me, idk what is
sexualified: Im very nice and caring but also filled with neutrality and rage
Mrs. Mia Wallace
tastefullyoffensive: by San Esparza
calums-candycane: mypunchbag: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU HAVE NO HEART GOOD NIGHT I needed
letsgocheckoutpandora: #if you don’t watch spn this is just a guy laughing #if you do you are probs cryign your fucking eyes out right now because this isn’t a happy laugh #future cas gives me so many feels he’s not a stoner he’s in constant
cocaine-tears-fall: violet-discretion: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong *i’m dead inside* i don’t do drugs, i am drugs**
vivalaorgasm: blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck? Fuck if this isn’t about me
smellslikepeaches69: rhymeslayers: IF THIS AINT THE FUCKING TRUTH! Yoooo if this isn’t you; you can’t can’t hang out with me.
chillxmami: i’m such a nice person and i give way too many chances so just imagine how badly you’d have to fuck up for me to tell you that i don’t care If this isn’t me…
outlaw-lady: If this isn’t fucking me 😂😂😂 😂🤷🏼♂️ meh I drive a little fast in either setting
littlemusicalwitch: jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this post. The notes are just multiplying
pokemonpaul: maurypovichofficial: me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love Fuck if this isn’t me
sensxal-bliss: nomediocre: briadior: dank-illusions: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU HAVE NO HEART
ihaveslowinternet: chancemedley116: Made a compilation of my favorite vines that I haven’t seen yet. Let me know if this isn’t allowed or whatever. this is a fucking goldmine
likeslothstoflames: iamthefreshestprince: da-shit-i-do-like: jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this post. it is
kiss-meyou-fool: jar-of-daisies: vverism: cricket88: Tell me about it, stud If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong I got CHILLS just looking at this post. x
callalilly849:Sunday EveningSir fucked me twice and called me names and told me I had to stay naked for the rest of the night because I don’t deserve clothes and I have to ask permission before sitting on any furniture. 🥰 If this isn’t romance
helllla-gay: n0nexsistant: ixnay-on-the-oddk: My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice. if this isn’t me, idk what is Same
leaving
i want waitress Pearl to serve me a plate of cheese ravioli at Olive Garden and when she asks if i want shredded Romano cheese on top of it and i say yes and she says "say when" i won't ever say when because i love her and i want her to cheese on my pasta
I am so done with trying in this relationship–I have put in so much and you have given me back next to nothing. Love isn’t real if you have to fucking ask for it.
