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idle-minded-sucks: Stupid Quickie: Bountiful Pryde by Idle-Minded Ugh, I can’t think of a better title.If I ever get around to making an X-Fats comic it will likely be based around the idea that Emma Frost is fat and her twisted vanity is why everyone

So I've been thinking about this whole Facebook thing and about how everyone is getting outraged that nothing you ever say gets erased even if you've 'deleted' it and how US law enforcement agencies have the right to access this information without judici

Harder! I don’t want to hurt you! Harder! If you can’t slap my ass… how the hell do you think you will ever fuck it? If that is the goal… I can get harder. That’s more like it. SO when do I get to fuck it? After I show

littlesisterwish: bumsaregreat: bumfinger: dogyystyle: This gif was requested so here it is! How the fuck did you get them inside that jacket? O_o Holy shit If I ever got implants I would want them to look like that. Perfect!

thepleasingobsessiom: thepleasingobsessiom: Some mornings I want the taste of cum :) the best part is that I get to taste it all day ;) And if I ever get to suck any of you guy’s cocks tell me what a good cock sucker I am and where you want to cum

I agree with your family’s lawyers that we should have a pre-nup. This is the agreement. All your income during our marriage belongs to me. If we ever divorce we add up all our assets and I get 100% of that and you get nothing. Take it or leave

the-movemnt: ‘Atlanta’ star Zazie Beetz cast as Domino in ‘Deadpool 2′ The success of Deadpool made a sequel a no-brainer, with recent reports from Deadline suggesting that down the line, the franchise will eventually merge with the in-development

inbalanced: envlin: GUYS IF YOU EVER GET THIS DON’T CLICK ON IT IT’S A VIRUS THAT HACKS YOUR ACCOUNT!! I KNOW THE GIRL WHO INVENTED QUEUE SHE NEVER WORKED WITH THOSE PEOPLE AND IS TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE!! also please report unvvantingly that’s

thedancingcow: thedancingcow: Congratulations, you have an argument against a Black Widow movie. Now let me tell you why that argument doesn’t really work. Okay, but she wasn’t really well known to the general public before the movies, so it’s

ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc

ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc

merkwelt: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical

merkwelt: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical

thepleasingobsessiom: thepleasingobsessiom: Some mornings I want the taste of cum :) the best part is that I get to taste it all day ;) And if I ever get to suck any of you guy’s cocks tell me what a good cock sucker I am and where you want to cum

andrewcentrism: 01000110010101010100001101001011: If I ever get a colour tattoo, I’m going to get it in this watercolour style. :) that fox is absolutely gorgeous, along with likt all of these

slbtumblng: cheezyweaponrants: Its too easy to get nostalgic over Earthworm Jim.Including the dumb as nails cartoon.I loved it tho.Probably the only accurate “games to cartoon” show we ever had.. Earthworm Jim is that kind of Game that if you play

appledress: babrahamlincoln: If I can’t ever get my hair to do this again, here is proof that it happened once. OH MY GOD I LOVE IT AND YOUUUUU AHHH MY CUTIE PATOOTIE HOUSEMATE <3

drakefan666: if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

elegantpaws: bootyschool: foulmouthedliberty: riseofthecommonwoodpile: riverofwater: fruitcult: awwdorables: French Bulldog argues bedtime I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS me now THIS is good content if i’ve ever seen it

merkwelt: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical

penfairy:“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another

tinyconfusion: “I think it’s time for white middle-aged males to step aside. And if Billie Piper ever wants to play the Doctor, I’ll assist her. Who wouldn’t??? I think that’s what they should have done, Rose should have .. I do, I was standing

boygen1us:CAN YOU PLEASE RB THIS WITH IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES OR NOT IN THE TAGS??? (I BELIEVE IT MORE THAN ALMOST ANYTHING IT IS TOO SAD TO THINK WE DONT HAVE SOULMATES)

mycroftrh:So oleander - a relatively common pretty garden flower - is so incredibly poisonous that if you eat honey made by bees primarily fed on it, you’ll die. Ever since I learned that fact as a kid I’ve wanted to write a murder mystery about

toothyandbooby: artemispanthar: That is good to know, actually, because Mass Effect is one of the fandoms I’d be interested in RPing, if I do ever get back into RPing. I wasn’t sure how it was, smut-wise, since romance/sex is actually in the game

Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.

we-make-it-ourselves: Okay, let’s get something straight here: Día De Los Muertos is not “A Mexican Halloween” If you did not know that, it is alright it is not your job to know everything about ever culture but allow me to explain exactly

mszivadavid: Get to Know Me Meme▸ Favorite Actresses [2/5] ↳ Tatiana Maslany “Go with your gut every single time. It’s never, ever wrong. Even if feels like everybody else is telling you that you need to do this or do that. Your gut

thepleasingobsessiom: thepleasingobsessiom: Some mornings I want the taste of cum :) the best part is that I get to taste it all day ;) And if I ever get to suck any of you guy’s cocks tell me what a good cock sucker I am and where you want to cum

mymarinemindpart2: Ok followers. I have a new anon lady submitting to M3P2. you will have to trust me that she is a military girl. I wish I could say she has a fondness for Marines, but I’d be making it up :P So if we ever get to see more of her, I

arandomassortmentofderp: jedibusiness: If we ever get to the post-apocalyptic era, I hope everyone dresses like this. Hot damn. It is necessary to my continued well being that I have these. All of these.

truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being

If I ever form a feminist club on campus, our first order of business would probably be to educate people on the actual belief that it’s for gender equality, not hatred of men. Second act would probably be getting dress code equally targeted/enforced.

ebonyenigma:How about “none of the above.” It’s a false choice. When i do this, i feel neither degraded, nor that i’m unworthy. With me, the guy happens to be receiving one of the best, if not THE best, blow jobs he is ever going to get. i take

justhereforfun0027: That’s it slave, like my red cunt! This is the closest you will ever get to it.. if you do it really well I will lube up before I Fuck you, but if I done get off then I’m going in dry

merkwelt: ironinkpen: ironinkpen: “that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical

dailyonedirection: “You can’t wish for things like this, you can’t ever sit and imagine that you actually get to do this. If I had to call it a job, then this is my job. and I love my job.” x/x

jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: As if I’ll wear that dress again you dick, all you have to do is NOT GET THE FUCKING SPIDER.It’s either the spider goes or Foof does. I’ll kill both Moo and Boo with my bare hands if you ever do something to Foof

truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being

japanloverme: Every otaku knows that when it comes to food, omurice is one of the surefire ways to get to your waifu’s/husbando’s heart. Haha (๑>ᴗ<๑)If you’ve ever wondered how to do it, here are the *basic* steps in cooking omurice

truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being

lavendroused:lavendroused:because I remembered another weird thing I do and also that someone once described it as “the most transmasc thing ever” so let’s get to the bottom of if that statement is true or notdo you shampoo your armpit

captainharrie: if you ever feel really intimidated by a speedpaint like ‘damn how they do that how they do that????’ remember that because its all sped up it’s deceptive what youre really looking at is so the person isnt like some magic painting

youronlyretreat: Guys the situation is slowly getting worse for Asians and Muslims in the East london area. There are more and more acid attacks happening. God forbid it ever happens to any of you, or that you have to witness it. But if you do make sure

thebosomancer: Clothes swapping with the best non-protags :)If I ever get around to it, I’ll do the other outfits too, but Flannery’s got first dibs because cleavage.Also, when is big ponytail appreciation day? Do I have to start that myself?Patreon

bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT

fuckmytwinkboyfriend: Some of my boyfriend’s bulls are so aggressive with him that I start to get worried, but every time when it’s over, he assures me that he’s fine and the rough fuck is necessary if he ever wants to get pregnant for another

arealbull: The ever flexible Esme x If you don’t have a pommel horse you need to get one. It helps that @for–example is very flexible. I’m still mildly obsessed with the harness she made for the evening.

master-of-o: petmistress: Simple rules: I get to do anything I like with you, and then when it is your turn you can retaliate. I did forget to mention that it may be years and years and years before it is your turn. If ever. —Miss Heather

youbluemymind: royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking

tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that

dopeassjay: Now I’m questioning you, do you feel that this is real? Do you get these butterflies inside? Do you ever think of me and then smile, even if it’s for a bit? Am I ever on your mind? The one you’re searching to find? Will I ever call

fuqa: purfuct: royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking

royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking kidding me? do

onepersonscrazyness: if I ever get a pic of the height difference between jen-iii and I it will be proof that we could successfully pull off cosplaying as Yang and Neo and that we need to one of these days. The height difference is perf

if I was that easy to get over, maybe it really was better that you found someone that is actually important; if he still makes you smile after all i put you through, then he must be really special. I know all I ever did was hurt you , and from the bottom

kikachumartini: do you ever get in the shower and feel like you forgot to take something off? as if a piece of clothing is still there somewhere, a sock, or maybe your underwear but it’s your skin, you’re so disconnected from your body that your

drawbauchery: drawbauchery: Here are the fusions!! Some are finished, some are ideas. Under the cut, because this subject matter is…just wrong. If anyone ever wants to add onto it, I’ll stick em in here no problem. Heed the warnings. This is forced

i think i’ve seen all the art there is of marimite otp this means i must make more

inbalanced: envlin: GUYS IF YOU EVER GET THIS DON’T CLICK ON IT IT’S A VIRUS THAT HACKS YOUR ACCOUNT!! I KNOW THE GIRL WHO INVENTED QUEUE+ SHE NEVER WORKED WITH THOSE PEOPLE AND IS TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE!! also please report unvvantingly that’s

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