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Them rednecks at the truck stop never shouldâ€™a called me queer. They thought they were so intimidating, leaning over our table and showing off their guns to scare me. All that did was give me a better chance to reflect the sunlight cominâ€™ through

So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab

So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and

myredbike: When sheâ€™s away I think about her every minute of every waking hour. I have no proof but Iâ€™m convinced I also do so in my sleep. I miss the sound of her voice. I try to replay something she saidÂ in my head. It never quite works because

concealed-desires: concealed-desires: Wow, we never thought we would get so many notes on this one. Thanks to “happyhousewife” for posting our submission. It seems to be a favorite, so we thought we’d repost it. http://concealed-exposure.tumblr.com/

halfbunny: boys are dangerous because you never know how dark it is in their mouths until all that surrounds you is blood & teeth & the empty bitten space they make when they leave

notsafeforroskii: Welp I never thought this day would come

bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently

kannibal: Happy White Day Fashionably late as usual~ but it’s the thought that, er, counts? XD “It’s more wiry than I thought,” Bilbo said worriedly, examining the delicate hair ornaments now hanging lopsidedly by his face, with the concentration

jossujb: One of those AUs where Bilbo only thought Thorin to be dead, but he isn’t. I didn’t think about specifics - google yourself a fic if you’re interested. There so many people much better to figure out stories than I am. Though my best guess

bymybraidedbeard: Oh god I should’ve waited until I could get hold of a scanner… BUT I’m in desperate need of prompts/requests (preferably Rule 63 Bagginshield since it’s fem!bagginshield week! =)), and I thought it’d be nice if you had some

So uh… yesterday… uh… watching more Re:Connects… I thought that Ren’s bad ending was, y'know, bad, y'know, because getting eaten alive and shit. Uhm… I was very wrong. My roommate agreed with me. We were so very

The concert was very fun! Turns out I do know quite a few songs by the English Beat, I just never knew those were their songs. So that was a nice surprise. It went way later than we thought, though, (I only just got home) so I’m dead tired.

I hope people are aware that that post about the peanut butter cookie cats is a joke. Because a lot of the people reblogging it don’t seem aware of it and I know folks never bother to actually click sources (which in this case is a gif of Amethyst as

I saw a picture of Pearl and I was like “This is really good except she’s missing her glasses” and then it took me a minute or two before I realized she doesn’t wear glasses and never has so I have no idea where that thought came from but I believed

So, like, I really never thought to actually look at Pearl’s teapot in “Serious Steven” but there was a gifset on my dash earlier today and I realized that there’s a rose design on the teapot. Like, an abstract-ish design but to me they definitely

jenn14u: My 2000 post! So I thought I’d share a hot little photo of me out in the backyard, waiting for you to come up behind me, grab my huge tits, flip my skirt up, spread my legs and fuck my ass pussy right there! I never wear panties, so nothing

jenn14u: My 2000 post! So I thought I’d share a hot little photo of me out in the backyard, waiting for you to come up behind me, grab my huge tits, flip my skirt up, spread my legs and fuck my ass pussy right there! I never wear panties, so nothing

i dont understand. Why are some women so into dudes that are focused on sex money and drugs and then say they can never find a good man. But never try to go for the dudes that stay lowkey in college focused on a career and success and have respect and

im only going to say this once and never again. so listen up. attention all inattentive and distracted drivers: you have to understand this 1 thing. if youre at an intersection and your light is red that means the OTHER cars have the right of way. NOT

you cant take anything for granted. somebody you love can be gone -snaps fingers- that quick and youll never get a another chance to tell them that you love them. and thats difficult. especially when we has humans are so selfish…its hard to have

im going to say 2 things about this whole thing and then never again. 1 cuz its just tragic and heartbreaking and 2nd cuz theres something very fucky about the whole story( which has many tracks and holes in it as much as it is). so i will leave you w/

i will never understand why these so called “celebrities” and “famous” ppl feel the need to go out of their way to explain themselves or set records straight when it comes to haters and naysayers and rumors on their twitter or

I’m going to say this once and never ever again. So listen very very closely to what I’m about to say. Let’s get things nice and sparkling clear. For those close minded individuals who think that of all things… slavery is “ a choice”

im going to speak my piece about the whole cardi b thing and never again. so plz…listen up and listen well. my issue w/ this is everybody is talking about what she said or didn’t say …yet…no one wants to talk about the worse

So there goes republican house minority leader kevin mccarthy ( among others) on fox news saying “ video games are destroying society” while speaking about the shootings last week. those ppl have never ever ever played a video game in their lives.

I just want to ask 1 simple question: have we lost a sense of shame…or remorse in this country? I mean I have never ever ever seen so ppl have their brains melt and just simply rot and turn to mush. Is it really about the rights of workers and

kimberannbrand: trophic: ~Giveaway~ Ok so I was clearing out my room and I found a few things that I don’t use any more/ have never used, so I thought I would give them away! I recently did an iPhone giveaway and it felt so great to make someone happy

kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical

i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Read More Pressing his lips tightly together, Jean thought for sure he had found his biggest weakness. It would have been a big time score if he had. Finding what he was seeking, Havoc smirked instead as his soapy

cosmic-artsu: I’ve been sick with the worst cold for the past couple of days, so I thought I’d cheer myself up by doodling some of my favorite oniichans :*

verylilpimpin: bummass: Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Wait i never knew this lol i thought dove was just dipping in different avenues

nativepeopleproblems: potatoish: nativepeopleproblems: compulsive lying is a defense mechanism, not a method of manipulation oh my god I never knew I just thought I was a horrible human bein???? That’s because people are awful and they convinced

naamahdarling: infjconfessions: swampgallows: shakeyourmanetmaker: theproblematicblogger: growinglittlebooger: mariposa-mama: thegingerdementor: I’ve never thought about this before. What does everyone else think? Couldn’t agree more. So

50fuckingandlovingit: So this is something I thought I would never post (I’ve posted quite a few things I thought I never would, so why stop now?). I had so much fun taking slo-motion video of me squirting I decided it would be a fun video to share

undercover-hussy: I haven’t been around on here for a while. Thought this might be a good way to come back. Be gentle, I’ve never posted myself before 😳 I’m only a little sorry for reblogging my own picture.

undercover-hussy: I haven’t been around on here for a while. Thought this might be a good way to come back. Be gentle, I’ve never posted myself before 😳 My first picture! I like this one a lot.

—- I knew it was stupid. I knew I shouldn’t. It was so hard the first time, to make myself try it … this time it was just like an old friend … It was a bit different, though. It never made me talk so much before. I never felt

cityligh-t: mmmhhhmm, I’ve never seen this on tumblr before so I thought I’d post it

amordelbuho: moremetalthanyourmom: aubernutter: bright-happy-healthy: Pretty. Girls. DONT. Eat. I spent years wholeheartedly believing these four words. This phrase consumed my thoughts to the point where I never thought I would be good enough until

jackandallison2: These pics are from earlier this summer, but never shared. So, I thought no better way to “share them”, than on #Sharing is Caring Sunday! http://wetnready40. tumblr.comWe agree @wetnready40! Thanks for letting us be the ones

mraandmrsmcouplesextacy: 50fuckingandlovingit: So this is something I thought I would never post (I’ve posted quite a few things I thought I never would, so why stop now?). I had so much fun taking slo-motion video of me squirting I decided it would

So, I don’t know why I’ve never put this here. So here you go! :)

comfortably-lobotomized: I’ve never submitted. So I thought I would. 😘❤️ I love it! you’re so gorgeous, babe ♥♥♥ submitted by keep-0n-blazing Wowza she should submit some more :)

just-shower-thoughts: Being a worm must be awesome. It’s like “man, that dirt was great, I wish there was more.” And there always is.

every time I actually clean my room I never take “before” pics only “after” so if I take a before pic of my room does this mean I’m not really gonna clean it??

mindfuck69: Saying I love you or I miss you never meant so much, because goodbye was never for so long. The distance never so big. But all of it has made us stronger and made me love you more than I thought was possible. Yes I love you darling*

i thought this stupid fucking shit would get easier now that im done with school. wow fuck that. thats completely wrong. ive never been so done before. so sick. so upset. so fucking broken. over nothing. not a thing. wasted time. i wish i wouldve lived

It’s just a reminder that I’ll never be loved. I’ll never be chosen first. I’m just so tired of feeling like I’ll never be enough for anyone. I just want to be able to love and to be loved. I’m tired of being angry at the world. I want someone

did-you-kno: Never, ever, ever thought of it this way. I’m all about opening people up to ideas, events, facts, stories, and theories they may not have seen/thought about/realized they needed to know, so I thought it was important to share this. Happy

hungson-21: At first I thought mom had forgotten to grab a towel when she called me into the bathroom. I never thought mom wanted to give her own son a blowjob but she then went on to say my dad wasn’t pleasing her like she wanted. So she thought

loudmindsofttalk: alexdrover: waterfaucetprincess: nicegirlscomelast: numberonemovement: fais66: ilikehip-hop: Damn you fine as fuck lemme follow you & never speak to you   Tumblr thoughts materialized Everyone’s logic!!! Irritating

always-fx-deactivated20201104:concept: keeping a subs holes filled as often as possible so the thought & feeling of being empty is uncomfortable and unwanted they’ll do anything to be full again. begging, pleading & whining just feel full

properfaggot: He’d never felt so turned on. His buddy’s cock was almost entirely down his throat. He felt so dirty and so horny. He’d never thought about sucking dick before, but one thing had led to another and now here he was with his best bro’s

So last night I started dancing with this guy who I thought was one of my really good friends Andy, I have never been so drunk. Long story short I saw him again outside the venue and was talking to him for ages, he even sounded like him, and then he was

I was going through my folder and found a bunch of pics from a year ago or so I never posted and this is one of those haha

so I thought maybe Karkat has never seen snow before and yeaH here’s some wintery pic :>

satumwahdoodles: —- It’s finally done!! Funny thing is that I doodled this comic out on valentine’s day and just never did anything about it. But then recently I got a bunch of followers who liked my cheerleader+nerd girl ideas so I thought I’ll

kinkydaydreams: I think I’m struggling so much with dating sites because the messages I get there are so similar to the ones I get here (minus the dick pics, generally), and my immediate reaction is ‘no’ because that’s what it is on here.The

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