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skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
Remember kids, if you don’t have interested in a indie comic in which happen to have a black female lead you’re a racist. I mean it’s not because you don’t like mediocre writers like Cameron Stewart or the cartoony style of Babs Tarr, no, is
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
Okay, I wasnt aware that Emos, Goths and Scene “kids” were not allowed to use Tumblr because we’re a bunch of Elitist assholes. I mean, Fucking, really?Get over youselves.
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
heck-yeah-mary: quarium-mod: Is there anything to be said in here? yeah, starting a few days ago, Mary and I are officially a thing! We are super close and have some excellent chemistry. I kid you not! she’s amazing and there’s no one that gets
brutalfaerie replied to your post: I’m grading my quizzes and I have more… same. grading makes me panic and I wonder if I’m not being consistent and sometimes I grade twice >.> I’m a grading softie. I’ll give a kid full
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed
chimchiri:What do you mean, this is not the ending? This is exactly what happened.
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
misstylersmith: Rose, holding up Rose the Dog: stinkyJackie: no!! don’t be mean!!Rose, swaying Rose the Dog back and forth: stinky bastard manJackie: nooo!!!!Pete, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat dog.Jackie, distraught: NOOOO!!
theblacklittlemermaid: les-grenades: i am already sick to death of people acting like casting Ruby Rose for OitNB is so freaking revolutionary like: finally a queer person playing a queer person on television! i mean: are you fucking kidding me?
heartscale: heartscale: i hope gamefreak reveals more gen 5 mega evolutions. and by that i mean i hope they say “remember the pokemon you all hated? here’s your mega ice cream with 5 cones. have a fucking mega garbage bag. dont forget your mega
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
mattsunsthighs: a note to anime-only fans about kyoutani kentarou this kid isn’t mean or a bad guy, he doesn’t beat up nerds or pick fights, he’s not a delinquent. kyoutani is just a frowny bab with lots of energy and pets stray puppies on his
lucidnee: Livin wit kids means u randomly see arms layin around And puzzle pieces. Baby doll arms and puzzle pieces all ova ma damn house. And this boy got one more time to not flush a toilet and have the bathroom smelling like a middle school boys
robotsandfrippary: robotlyra: manicscribble: neighborhoodlum: ??? are ??? you ??? fucking ??? kidding ??? me ??? i guess that means we’re not mocking hard enough President Barack Obama had to deal with a non-stop 8 year barrage of terrible racism
onlyhalfginger: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life
agender-plant:probably-a-siren:robotsandfrippary:robotlyra:manicscribble:neighborhoodlum:??? are ??? you ??? fucking ??? kidding ??? me ???i guess that means we’re not mocking hard enoughPresident Barack Obama had to deal with a non-stop 8 year barrage
bretterdayz: grandmaspice: bottleparadise: mapsontheweb: Distribution of Waffle Houses in the US. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE WEST COAST AIN’T GOT WAFFLE HOUSE? I live in Atlanta and I’m not kidding when I say I am less than a mile away from three
tw3rkingforjesus: whenpeterpanmetharriel: tw3rkingforjesus: My little brother got bored so he decided to do a thing. Kids at his school make fun of him for playing with legos and he gets really discouraged. I told him not to let anyone put him down
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
candycrushruinedmylife: i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
pomfette: i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
suzisafari: L7 before their photo shoot for Vogue Magazine (not kidding), 1992, New York City. (Source : L7 official)
nextyearsgirl: “I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway”
gentlekirk: favorite films → star wars (1977) she may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid
bitterpower: pookie02: You kids with your smooth animation that’s consistent and not constantly recycled. Back in my day you ignored when someone’s mouth didn’t move when they were talking or when a Ninja Turtle had the wrong color face mask.
lady-dixon: Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people. I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
thriftstorewarfare: A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Say it with me kids Christian Grey is not a Dom.
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
lesbolution: reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
chauvinistsushi:meepitperson:Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
fiftyshadesofselfdestruction: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken
wordsaremypassion: wonderland-weird: forever-pretty-awkward: If Disney movie titles were literal. Yeah, no seriously what is the last one…… The Black Cauldron. I thought it was creepy as hell when I was a kid. She’s Supposed to
closertotheclouds: (On Alex & Sierra’s performance of ‘Gravity’) “So, that song already has so much meaning to me. Uhmm you guys, and you sang that flawless, FLAWLESS. And I mean I’m not even kidding that was so beautiful and captivating.
stay-weird-af: jmarietee: lilith-not-eve: Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at
aha, so that time has finally come i have started school again SO that means i probs won’t be posting as many doodles as i have been~ this also means probably less doodle asks being answer also uwu
baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the
john-marshall: thegreatyeet: bace-jeleren: trans-mouse: john-marshall: john-marshall: john-marshall: use the right knives when you cook please i’m not kidding and i’m not being mean i’m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots,
