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“I really want to purchase a vibrator, but the way I usually get off is by humping a pillow or whatever. I can’t just use my fingers to stimulate, I need the whole grinding motion, so would a vibrator not be a good thing for me to purchase

todaysdirtysecretis: To think about how it all started. How it was only a brotherly thing, how I was just letting my little brother watch me so he could «improve his technique.» How we both knew exactly what we wanted but didn’t have the courage

usedteenslut2: How stupid is my big brother? After sending him a dozen pics of me naked he still just sits in his room and jerks off to them rather than coming to get the real thing. Guess I’m gonna have to take the initiative if I want

kygentleman6666: verga-marron: Sometimes we just want to be comfortable when we get home from work! I know, I do. That’s the first thing I do when I get home, and that’s take off my clothes! Is that what you do honey? Beautiful.

verga-marron: Sometimes we just want to be comfortable when we get home from work! I know, I do. That’s the first thing I do when I get home, and that’s take off my clothes! Is that what you do honey?

youdeservedegrading: “Hi Daddy! I was just going for a swim, I couldn’t find my bikini, but underwear is basically the same thing, right?” “No honey, and I don’t want you getting your nice underwear wet. You need to take it off before

Just wanted to mention a few things. first off, if you sent messages through the new messaging system… we don’t see them on our app - only when we access tumblr through desktop - so if you don’t get an immediate answer… we apologize&hellip

snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog

catsofinstagram: From @justmangobrown: “Trying to get chores done with a determined cat . Spoiler alert: his persistence always pays off” #catsofinstagram #twitterweek [source: https://ift.tt/2ryvxxt ]

Any of my followers going to San Diego Comic Con? There seems to be some kind of really cute Pop! toy featuring Rhodey in the Iron Patriot suit with his helmet off that I’d love to buy. I guess the best method would be to Paypal you some money

Heyo, I just wanted to apologize for my little anxiety thing earlier today. I’m ok now. I’ve been a bit on edge lately in general so my anxiety gets set off easy and I kind of overreact. Thank you guys for your kind words. I got a few nice

thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”

butchlvr: Serbian toughs. But will allow certain things to occur…for the right price. Just don’t even think of getting to them to bottom! It’ll piss them off and you really don’t want them to get pissed off at you, trust me.

Things that keep me awake at night: Would Anakin have turned to the Dark Side if his penis hadn’t burnt off?

graveyardstuffers: I like to think that hate anons are like Zubats, we all want to get one at first. But once they keep coming and once we keep seeing them, they just become annoying. The best thing to do is use your super repel (turn anon off) and just

To be honest, I think the whole “guys with beards” thing is a huge turn off. Everyone is entitled to like whatever they want but I just feel like it’s such an overplayed look. Plus I think the whole clean cut look looks soooo much better

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

behind-a-wall-of-illusion: sproutingflower: female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing tina and amy’s faces omg and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan loveee

depravedkitten: One of the things that pisses me off is when people reblog people’s pictures and shame their kinks and insult them. Unfollow, ignore, block, do whatever to get it off your dash if you don’t want to see it. Just because you don’t

delmondo:devil-boyfriend: just wanna suck you off while you plop down on the couch and stretch out and listen to you talk about your day 🥺 tell me all the things that happened today baby i wanna listen to you talk, and when you get close, i want

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

protip, if you’re anxious about talking on the phone and NEED to make a phone call, I like to type out what I want to say in notepad or whatever and then just read it off during the phone call. makes things easier

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

sexyhappychick: pillowtlk07: Ok…you want to get the coffee first and the kiss too?? Really!!?? Well @sexyhappychick since I’ve got that “wine thing” you had. You go ahead….I’ll just be over here sleeping it off. Hah! Serves you right

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

i’m so grateful to the people who have helped me out and sent me money to get my car fixed. i’m just so so so so broke right now and i’m living off my credit card which is the last thing i wanted to do because i’m trying to fix my credit score…so

elterryble314: johnniewaswolf: i’m so grateful to the people who have helped me out and sent me money to get my car fixed. i’m just so so so so broke right now and i’m living off my credit card which is the last thing i wanted to do because i’m

devil-boyfriend: just wanna suck you off while you plop down on the couch and stretch out and listen to you talk about your day 🥺 tell me all the things that happened today baby i wanna listen to you talk, and when you get close, i want you to go, “hold

holymamii: do you ever just get mad bc you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while others are having the time of their lives, being in love, being good at things and you’re just kind of there

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of

i-want-to-be-a-girl2:5 straight days of suffering at the office, just so you can get 2 days off to be the real you. Your old friends wonder why you don’t come around no more on weekends. It turns out, you got better things to do! The problem is,

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