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hironicamente: Thank you Capcom, I don’t even remember the Mika buttslap anymore…….….….Who am I kidding? of course I remember!!! *cries*But I kind of like this costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Sauce:http://imgur.com/a/ZEtJOMy facebook pageMy deviantart
memestealingbisexual: bisexuallybiased: blackvulva: lesradicalfeminisms: what are words you’re fucking kidding Lol lesbians aren’t the only queer womenYou guys don’t even like the word why the fuck would you think this pamphlet is just for
billythomas: These days I don’t even use lube. The kid just opens up for me and I slide in like hand in glove.
nepheliad: officialtwistedsmile: -uhhleeseeuhh: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3 and I don’t even normally like little kids. “where should take this stuff?” “leave it here?” lol omg LOL LOL LOL AWWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTEST THING EVER.
cyberho: I don’t even need to ask I just KNOW a white kid did this, if I would’ve done something like this my mom would’ve slapped the face out of my face Unfrosted pop tarts are the unholy grail of foods
thegoodvybe: “I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it
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nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
I don’t even understand how people can hangout with their babies like all day. I’m taking care of my 3 year old nephew and he just like repeats the same boring shit over and over again. I’m dizzy with his tiny little voice. I love him
themrcreepypasta: themrcreepypasta: piercethevolumes: This kid needs to get punched in the fucking mouth. He’s STILL convincing people that he’s you even though you’ve confirmed you don’t even have an Instagram. I despise people like this.
darkfiretaimatsu: I don’t even care whether you reblog, I just want to see the notes go up~ I think the colliquial term with the kids today is “smash that like button”, but just a gentle caress will do. Especially on mobile, where you make accidentally
lanuminga: jasonlasers: kid-genius-billionaire-playboy: michellicopter: Gryffindor Steve & Ravenclaw Anthony Tony YES YES YES YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. i don’t even harry potter but this is like yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nyu-tah: OMG
gentleantics:i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”
skullduggering: beatonna: We are touring King Baby in some schools and I love the kids do you like hot dogs?
bogleech:I wasn’t a “fan” of Reboot but I did watch and at least like it as a kid and if you were a true fan excited to hear they were making something new I am so, so sorry. I am so sorry. I don’t even know how to prepare you for how godawful
harajukuhallyu: Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them.That they can be functional people without being a mother.That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.”Teach girls that they don’t have
you-oughta-know:I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: deansdaydreams: Jared & Thomas, Jensen & JJ, Misha & West i love how jared and jensen’s kids just look so happy trying to be just like dad and then west is over there like i don’t even know this man what
faeries-everywhere: wontonwu: jackie-smile: losteh: kjdac00kiemonsta: jennfang: “90’s kids will get it” OMGGG LOLL. ah fuck these stupid pencils. had like every color & pattern. nbjkfd i still have some. you don’t even have to lose
pumpkinpsychosis: goodreasonnews: igotkittypryde: I liked this quote so much I made this thing. “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they
pizzaforpresident: THE WALKING DEAD IS THE MOST STRESSFUL SHOW ON TV LIKE DON’T EVEN TRY TO BRING YOUR FANDOM OPINIONS INTO THIS BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE THE WHEELCHAIR KID ON GLEE NEVER GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
cumleak: jackadiddlediddle: onyeplaysdrums: Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is That’s a coffee table not just any coffee table. its a coffee table built to look like a simple coffee table but actually has a hiding spot for
wowfunniestposts: Dubstep played with live instruments. holyshit. these kids have talent. i don’t really even like skrillex but these kids are pretty dope Siiiick HOLY FRIKKEN COWTHE SKILL. frikken amaaazinggg!!omgmarryme HOLY CRAP WOB WOB WOB RAH
afatblackfairy: I remember when I was younger people used to clown on other kids who got shoes from payless or shopped at Walmart as if it was an insult. Now I’m like: Damn Payless having a sale! Yaaaas bitch! My ass don’t even like to shop at
Don’t add kids. Them bastards like to cockblock.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
uncaughtcriminal: gender-fucking: does anyone else have a ton of trouble placing people, especially kids, ages? Like, if I see a kid, i can guess there age to be between 4 and 10 and that’s as close as I can get. And don’t even get me started on
sweetest-cunt:calling guys “honey” is a power move because it’s instantly throwing them so far past the friendzone; they’re in the kid brother zone. like, not only am I not interested in your dick, I don’t even want to consider that you have
gaysubtexts: okay so we all know that Niall doesn’t really appreciate the miracle of childbirth but he actually looks adorable with kids God help me Read More
simplyjnguyen: dataznkidbreaker: Dubstep played with live instruments. holyshit. these kids have talent. i don’t really even like skrillex but these kids are pretty dope Siiiick HOLY FRIKKEN COWTHE SKILL. frikken amaaazinggg!!omgmarryme HOLY CRAP
peterinca: I don’t even want kids – like definitely, absolutely do not want kids EVER – yet this is still amazingly hot.
kids-n-teens-blog:I see people complain about not being able to sleep or do homework because of Facebook and I’m like You don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
vangberg: nicevagina: I’d give you a source for it but honestly I don’t even know, I’m laughing so hard jfc Wtf, that kid looks like some crazy mix between the Terminator and a Minion
scottish:I hate it when you stop being friends with someone or you break up with someone and now you’ve got all this information about them at the back of your mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things
Lucy: You don’t even know what crow’s feet are. Ricky: I do too, they’re like pigeon toes. Lucy: Come here, look. See? Ricky: Oh, honey are you kidding? You’re beautiful.
princess-moriarty: theguntogirl: #can you even imagine though #like John couldn’t make it but Dean was in the back row #and all the other kids waved at their moms but Sam waved at dean I DON’T EVEN FUCKING WATCH THIS SHOW AND IT’S GIVING
“I don’t even like kids. Pediatric surgery has nothing to do with liking kids. I mean, you go into peds because it’s elite. You know, hardcore, the best of the best. Did you know that there are only 38 pediatric surgery fellowship spots in the
bigmammallama5: stone-monkey: Hey Americans, the Uk will trade you our Royal Family for the Obamas. All of ours, even the kids. We’ll even throw in some of those “handsome” British actors you like so much, we don’t care. Hell, take the crown
onceuponaswanqueen: I know my mom used to tell me how good it made her feel, that I was such a happy kid,but honestly, I don’t even remember what that would’ve even felt like.
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
platinum-bulletss: goldennmami: creamofmango: janemba: nofaddano: flacarica:my children are going to have no white friends our kids are gonna beat on kids like these I’m so sad This is so violent and they don’t even know it He look like
thegrenadeguy: ilovethesmeezingtons: glitteryconverse: thatboywiththefedoraandraybans: girlwiththe-brokensmile: hahahaha JOE, YOU ARE NOT BRUNO MARS. STOP IT, MAN. :P don’t even try. this bitch tried it. Just stop like really just stop.
i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people don’t even impress me anymore i’m in too deep
letthetribeincrease: allochthon: This should be on everyone’s dash, when they’re having a bad day… Honestly I don’t even like kids but omfg
saltheartedbarmaid: kane52630: madejlesbian: “i made a kid cry we’re going to hell” One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character “I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal
-nathansykes: loveethewanted: thesung0esd0wnthestarsc0me0ut: fl0ppyfish: my ovaries have ACTUALLY exploded this time, no going back now oh dear god this is too cute and I don’t even like kids! haha :’) PROCREATE WITH ME THOMAS! Aww! this is
dumbdaisies: ur so cute like you don’t even know. i wanna take a bubble bath w u but i also want to go to all the best breakfast places and play footsie under the table while we share super duper yummy smoothies but I also want u on top of me all night
nickelbackthatassup: don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take
homoosesexual: rewatching Dead in the Water Sam: You don’t even like kids. Dean: I love kids! what I hear Sam: You never liked me Dean: I loved you Sammy
ugh my Mom told me that my sister in law is pregnant again #1 ew #2 I don’t even like her or my brother that she’ married to #3 their other kid is a crybaby brat who isn’t even out of diapers like jesus slow the fuck down #4 I’m
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
dirtydescent: itsmysecretdesires: I should’ve known she wasn’t hiring me to be a babysitter, I don’t even like kids in fact, come to think of it, i don’t think she even had kids…
thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I
