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sexhaver: i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes
dumbasian: dumbasian: you’re all so weird how do you even function in the real world like you cant make a callout every time someone does something wrong in the end if you really cared about the safety of other people or whatever you would educate
i-cant-even-function: If you ever find an asexual, keep them close by as a friend because (1) you’ll never have to worry about them wanting to fuck you, and (2) if you find a pansexual and combine them with the asexual they will become a magical entity
i-cant-even-function: I love sitting down with the family for dinner and thinking “none of you know that I was reading a story about gay people five seconds ago”
modern-gem: arsenolite: perIDOT CANT EVEN CROSS HEr aRMS RIGHT SOMEONE HELP THIS DUMB BABY FUNCTION JFC yet she does it anyway
im-a-high-functioning-psychopath: aazure: fairyspork: megghimelara: Horror make-up!! What the fuck do you mean make-up ahs is fucking amazing I cant even put on eyeliner properly
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