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SURPRISE PORN CAT In honor of my 100th post (yes this is actually a modern photo manipulation of a Victorian nude, but c'mon. PORN CAT!).
This deserves more attention - Klixen seems to actually let this guy enjoy his blowjob - she doesn’t ruin his orgasm, but brings him off & then sucks his dick, and licks up his cum - wow, surprise, surprise ….
hornythoughts: One of the best porn scenes I have ever seen. Just walking up to a girl, lifting her dress and slamming your hard cock deep inside her ass. I wonder how many girls would actually like being surprised with buttsex? If I have any female
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Part 4 (and likely the final installment) of men.com’s X-Men porn parody will be out this week. The special effects seem nearly non-existent this time around, but that’s not too surprising considering there are six dudes fucking on screen. That’s
SURPRISE WOLF I STILL TAKE THIS CREATURE OF YOURS VERY SERIOUSLY. Hope you don’t mind that i stylized your mask a little OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN and also an exceedingly accurate portrayal of my behavior when i was
zjemptv: terfs actually endorse medical neglect as a specific punishment for trans people surprise surprise
trapwolfe: kolossalkunt: thickthighing: I love this. She looks so surprised. Actually, everyone who sang on was killed that night for singing over Beyoncé. It was on the news. SLAY
Surprised how palatable this actually is. Some others in this category can be so disgusting. It doesn’t have the strong grit most pea proteins do. Lots of adaptogenic herbs I really like. “For the rest of my life?” Shocked by his Doctor.
Sometimes I actually have some free time. UNBELIEVABLE, I KNOW. So why don’t you add me and keep an eye on what I’m actually wasting my time? My nick is, a big surprise; FoxInShadow Actually I just need you to trade cards with me
zelka94: Gaster for my bby @ksuriuri. I uploaded this 2 days earlier than I intended, because I am a very impatient person and I like to ruin my own surprises ‘ID Space overload for this one~ Also my own take on Gaster’s Gaster Blasters because
talesofsymphoniac: So this was fun and actually pretty accurate? I got “Casually feminine”
both teams from michigan lost yesterday, taking out some good ships with them. sad day. i was surprised that this many vriska ships made it through but looking at the concentration of vriska ships on my bracket, i guess it was statistically more probable
shitpostgenerator: lordmeowdemort: Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas whoa now
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
yellowjuice: yellowjuice: just learned that someone made a cryptocurrency called Ponzicoin and people are freaking out cause it ended up–surprise–actually being a ponzi scheme and they ran off with almost 趚k. and this is the second time this
There is no surprise here. I am however a little surprised that someone actually had to do a formal study to figure this out. ;)
kolossalkunt: thickthighing: I love this. She looks so surprised. Actually, everyone who sang on was killed that night for singing over Beyoncé. It was on the news.
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Cheers to you, mate! Don’t I actually look quite surprised on this week’s submission?! But surprised in a more pleasant way like I noticed a sassy Lady standing in my hallway – how did she get there anyway?! – who had possibly watched me entering
adurot:fini-mun:Yesterday at work I had a costumer who’s last name was ‘Robotnik’. I was so surprised to see the name that I said it outloud. When I looked up at the guy he seemed really stunned and surprised himself, and went “you actually pronounced
lordmeowdemort:Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmasSeriously this is the weirdest buildup to an apocalypse
alpacapoop: I have discovered nflslash fic. I am scarred for life. I would be actually okay with NFL slash if it wasn’t so goddamn racist. Everything I saw was white quarterbacks and the few black players featured were usually rapists/abusive
ppitte: Posnak commissioned this picture of Dis encountering a bear in the woods from me, and as I think it turned out surprisingly nice and I rarely do backgrounds, I asked a permission to post it here. Drawn with pencil and colored in photoshop. The
It’s been three years. I don’t really know what I’m supposed to say about this? I feel as though I hit any kind of milestone and I’m usually really surprised that 1. I have been alive that long and 2. People tolerate me long
I just started the stardust crusader anime and my two current faves are Abdul (not a surprise) and Star Platinum (actually a surprise, because that’s a stand, Donnie.). Kakyoin is definitely trans, but I’m pretty sure nearly everyone who has
fallenvictory: “I think the first [female character] I’m going to talk about is actually Shuri, played by Letitia. That character, to have a little sister, it’s not very often that you see a superhero with a little sister. So I think that is
thebookworm:evilsupplyco:Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.This is surprisingly motivating.
wakemflockemrobots: You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code
lordmeowdemort: Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas
ofhounds: why does mental illness have to be so exhausting? what a shitty side effect. almost anything would be better. for example: sudden, unexpected teleportation. surprise! now you’re depressed in peru
avocado–toast:I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So about a week before his actual
y'know, “Howdy, bang” is such a Steven-y greeting that I wouldn’t be surprised if Garnet was copying a greeting he once gave to her
I got Pearl for that Crystal Gem quiz, surprising no one, haha. I included the gif you can download ‘cause I thought it was really cute. You can take the quiz here: https://www.whichcrystalgemareyou.com
yandryelle: Quick traditional random HAHA I don’t normally draw with actual paper and pen (surprise surprise) because a) self has no equipment and b) WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME I HAVE CROSSED THE PATH BETWEEN MANUAL AND DIGITAL AND I CANNOT RETURN I
Surprise -- Turns Out Nestle Actually WAS Stealing Water In Calif.
actually everyone makes me upset so that’s no surprise
jennifer lawrence for miss dior
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin
thedoctorstwin: tome-withlove: phosphorescentt: jaclynxhyde: makeupandchucks: This is great. this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots. yes I’m actually surprised that my state passed this. Pleasantly surprised.
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
lebritanyarmor: bvley: aiyanaalewis: Hey men, surprise surprise! You’re actually NOT entitled to everything. 😘 Can she get an AMEN! facts .
bingetheforks-mulltheknives: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit:I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT A pleasant surprise Actually made me motion sick o.o
meowsatan: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise You’re blind and everything’s a surprise
badnaughtywife: I have a Surprise! 😀😀😀Actually two surprises…I got my nipples pierced today! 😄😄😄😄It will be sometime before I can change the actual piercing for something more dazzling but the work is already done and I hope you
imdeadsteven: thatweirdskeleton: imdeadsteven: isnt being guman (gem human) amazing ive seen everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mod Sorry Steven ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHAT IF THIS IS THE aCTUAL FINALE LIKE WHAT IF ROSE DID THIS AS A PRANK BUT THEN EVERYONE WAS
transparent-flowers: *goes to boy’s house* *gets offered a yogurt**goes to girl’s house* *gets offered blankets, tea, nailpolish, strawberries, oversized hoodies, smoothies, fuzzy socks, Kinder surprise eggs, hair ties, pomegranates, lotion*
When you open the fridge and you actually see good food...
killer-squirtle: join-the-moriparty: sexytimesonfire: leonardo-dicaprisun: al4skan: im actually laughing so hard at this tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG Canadians are weird is that big girls dont cry
cummbunny: surprise more pink 😔 am I always going to have to feel guilty about my body and being on pro ana blogs, please stop reblogging me if you are pro ana or thinspo 😔
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actually i had a sylveon dream last night, which shouldn’t seem surprising but its only my second dream of it ever i had a real one and i was petting her cheek and she kept trying to steal my sandwich
foulserpent:no one who has said “shoplifting hurts retail workers” has ever actually worked those jobs i stg. bc if you had a shitty retail job you would know that everyone working there steals . and if you didnt kno that its bc you were the
so with my third attempt, i have actually managed to finish S1 of “Love Live” yehaw
aresmarked replied to your post: aresmarked replied to your post:checkm…on a more cynical note (hardeharhar) i think a wicked monochrome thing would be good ‘cause wicked actually handled racism/discrimination real well >.>tru
there were times that were less funny than someone once thinking i actually deadass thought of yang as a girl clone of sun
Someone messaged me anonymously on my other blog in super hateful language basically telling me how shitty of a person I am and how sorry for me they feel. Uh? If anything I actually feel bad for you… Projecting all this hatred towards someone they’ve
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