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shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck,

makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s

failtrolls: Field research on wild tentacle nests can go awry for even the well experienced welp, im no @draks-nsfw-doodles , but i think this pic came out rather well ^^ lemmy know what you think, wanna see more like this? Shit, man, if I didn’t

ruby-white-rabbit:chibisquirt:memewhore:#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brownThank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂Even in slow mo it’s a blur

shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive

NO. SLEEP IS THE ENEMY! I RESENT SLEEPING! I SPEND A THIRD OF MY LIFE DOIN’ THAT SHIT! THATS LIKE 30 YEARS NOT EVEN BEING CONSCIOUS! FUCK YOU SLEEP! YOU STOLE MY LIFE!!!!! XD

flygex-eatin-on-softies: tumblr has made me so angry about totally irrational things, like when I see shit like this I wanna flip out and be like “HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO THEY’RE NOT EVEN SCREAMING AT THE SAME TIME, IT’S A FUCKING COMPILATION

transarmin: if anyone ever tries to t ell u ur trans* headcanons for snk are shit bc theres no way they could transition in that universe just remind them that people fucking turn into giant monsters and that if the giant monsters are possible then so

chriscappuccino said: the most important clause. but like, tbh even though I’m not cis, I still have a lot of toxic cisnormative shit going on in my head, so I don’t even trust MYSELF to write any trans characters who aren’t like, dfab nonbinary.

Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and

pissboast: this shitty bath bomb meme is so bad like have fun with your gross shit water? do you really have to take every opportunity to shit on things women & feminine people like? it’s not even funny it’s just gross and reeks of misogyny

I am going through a wave of like. really bad thoughts. and you’d think after dealing with this shit for basically my whole life, i’d be better at handling it, but I’m not. I’m not even sure what to ask for, even. I’m sorry.

thetalkinggrilledcheese: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something

kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a

tragedyinremission: Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and its like “holy shit where have you been all my life”

v4nessax: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are not milk. you don’t even like cereal.

yswx: un-xsteady: If your girl sends you a selfie you’re supposed to obsess over that shit, make her feel good. Like yes that’s my fucking babygirl lookin fine as hell. pls

why do all the white girls i know look the same istg.

suzy-carmichael: like who even cares about proper spelling or punctuation on tumblr? im not being graded on here so what are you saying really? is that supposed to strengthen your argument? congratulations on not knowing what to say so you pointed

discreet420mseeking69mforvaping:OH SHIT you know what else i forgot is this WONDERFUL essay on die antwoord’s entire performance as blackface. not just their literal use of blackface. like, they’d be racist even if they didn’t do that and this

lexxgotthejuice: jehovahhthickness: fromrushhourwithlove: beardqueer: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: It’s so easy to contract an STD, so don’t ever act like it can’t or won’t happen to you. Even when you use condoms

blackpoeticinjustice: shittykvtt: Ok so boom, the point being made was some of y'all 21, not doing anything of the shit a MINOR is doing & still living up under mommy & daddy. Like ? Legally they not even responsible for themselves, but you at

rickjohnson replied to your post: Man, I’m so virgin, I don’t even know … i could teach you homie i’m like an encyclopedia with that shit I appreciated the offer but I won’t need it any time soon, it’s not like I’m planning

heckscream: How not to get hacked by 4chan Don’t give a shit about them They can’t harm you as long as you carry on as you normally would They are not “hackers” or some shit even though they like to think so The more attention you give them the

enchanted-dystopia: destinyrush: Tré Melvin: #ThatsHowTheFuckYouSound “Dear white people, If you ever argue with a person of color, regardless of their race, about whether or not their racism plays a factor in any given situation, or if it even still

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

Watching R&B divas and Kelly Price is wayyyyyy to cocky for her pay grade. Yeah, you’re a legend but you fell off. Don’t act like your still big shit when you’re not even headlining anymore. Shittttttttt

snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re

Just...not her. Please not her.

thisdoesnotsuck: therealmeighan: Oh, shit. Even I know this one. Other things you do regardless of whether or not you like children: “Eat” the damn play-doh cookies Slurp the invisible soup Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

pixellexi: circuitfry: qozxe: wow um excuse me It’s kinda funny how jon always is drawn all fat and even acts on camera like he’s fat and you see him in the shirt and I shit you not I’m gonna say this he looks not so fat Arin please

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed

c2oh: “Will you hit me?” she asked her brother, in which he replied no, he would never. “Even when I’m stupid?” she asked, in which he replied no, she was not. “Do you think mama will like me better if she met me now, just a little,”

emmablackeru: why you should be my friend I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit I will reblog and/or like your selfies no questions asked I will ask you questions on

thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

bad-wolf-of-baskerville: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

perchu: lifehackable: See More Daily Life Hacks Here i love how vague this is. its no[t even gonna tell you how to do it. its not even gonna tell you how its fucking floating like that. it doesnt matter. make a wind tunnel you piece of shit

tittyphysicist: I love when a nigga look at you all mesmerized and shit. Not in a “I wanna fuck the shit outta you rn” way but in the way where you know they’re admiring you for everything that you are.Even though I like the former too.

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

And when you’re not even willing to do that? Really seems like you don’t give a shit.

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

evangelworldorder: You know how many things you have to not give a damn about to even attempt something like this? His life is free as hell. HOLLY SHIT

Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about

purrbunny: idk man ive just always felt the most comfortable and empowered wearing clothes that fit tight and what not. and not even for the attention, like I wear the same shit alone in my bedroom because it makes me feel good. sorry im ranting, ive

the kind of ‘feminists’ who make me mad are the ones that make you feel like shit if you don’t do what THEY think you should. like hating on girls who pose nude, hating sex workers, hating mothers who chose not to breast feed, even women who chose

boobs/cleavage will apparently get you shit at concerts or not even boobs…but just chest (let’s be real, I have no cleavage) will apparently get you shit I had my cardigan unbuttoned because it was hot as balls and the event staff guy gave

madman-and-still-not-ginger: sageleighton: dahliasheng: This scene from “Lazarus Rising” just totally sends my mind to the gutter. No shame. I like this version better. cock block denied. what do you mean this isnt word for word

dynastylnoire: black-geek-supremacy: be-blackstar: dominirican-mami: solarsenpai: thingstolovefor: Walgreens your worker enjoys making black customers wait 2 hours for pain medication The fact that he’s a minority himself as a “homo” disgusts

bagmilk: methuser: canada has money that’s scented like maple syrup if you scratch the little maple leaf it smells like maple syrup, i’m not even shitting you we have scratch and sniff money if you scratch american money you can smell strippers

i don’t care if people don’t like sylveon but if you think its shitty as in not a good pokemon to battle with then you shouldn’t even play pokemon cause obviously you don’t know how to use it properly, my sylveons are one of the

snarthurt: biobugluv: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy

lesbianlove07: kaliforhnia:Tbh if you piss me off i will ignore your ass for days and not even give a shit about it and I’m not chasing after anyone that treats me like shit lmao fuck that man This

dearbisexual:dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions

In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.

I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.

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