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veronica-steam: Constipation Relief After 3 days of being constipated, I have had enough. I eat everything I can get my hands on to try to make myself go to the bathroom. Spicy food, greasy, ect. Finally it’s ready to come out but it wants to come
Bottom left picture. And I quote myself here, “Jesus goddamn mother fucking Christ. Holy oh my goddamn fucking holy shit damn oh my damn goddamn shit fucking Christ. Goddamn!” Me ams want to go to that country. Sure PYP, why not?
“Impending Zion”, as we began our hike up to Angel’s Landing. Taken by meee. When I get back from NYC I’m going to lock myself in a room with nothing but my CS5 and gigs of shit I’ve shot this year. Can’t wait to go
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
Go team RWBY. Please do this in the show too (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
My hand is doing well from some sketches I did yesterday, just tired muscles instead of being in excessive pain. Today I’m going to limit myself down to just one little page of doodles instead of the four or five I exploded yesterday. I think some
To be honest, i was REALLY skeptical about this title, i mean why a new Hulk? and all that, but i said to myself “it’s Greg Pak and freaking Frank Cho” and it was really fun to read, it’s fresh and easy going, and you enjoy the character because
Few words of explanationOkay, recently I am even less active than usual. Maybe you deserve something. Also I feel like writing too much about myself so there we go.Tl;dr Sorry. Hardware problems, life changes, mental shit etc. I dont know what the future
queseraawesome: 56 million. I don’t want to utterly lose my shit tonight so I’m just going to keep repeating to myself, 56 million. From the numbers we’re seeing now, 56 million people voted for Hillary, 56 million people said no to Trump. There
fappersum: I know I said that DV.A & Widowmaker Animation was the best I did but I think I one upped myself with this one. Was going to do sound, but it’ll sound like shit without either a voice actor or making the sounds myself both of which I
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
One of these days I am going to lose a tooth or worse. I am bad for myself and it is not going to end well.Was visiting a friend from way back in highschool and she lives in a rough apartment in a bad part of town – constantly has her shit stolen
kokiron: kokiron: kokiron: holy fuck Yamcha gets to be not shit for an episode nvm he’s back to shit mode i’m going to fucking PEE ON MYSELF LMAO
Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a piece of shit that can’t get my fucking work done for therapy.
It’s so damn cold here it’s not funny. And I’m wearings tons of clothes in multiple layers. xwx Y'know what? Fuck this shit, I’m going go and buy myself food because I want something WARM to eat right now.
Just a little something to remind myself with when I feel like I can’t do shit. Also going to all the haters out there who kept insisting my build is shit.
why are people trying to say dark pit is coded latinx i’m going to fucking shoot myself
neocrossing: Animal Crossing Population Growing: “OMG A BALLOON I HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS SHIT UNTIL IT CATCHES A TREE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S INSIDE I THINK I’M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF YES”Animal Crossing New Leaf: -Ignore-
theraggedyconsultingdetective: alexvlahos: I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episodeI think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about
prince-ichi: masasei: chiral night 11x17 prints finally done!! (right click + open image to see details) up for preorder at my storenvy~the print set preorder comes with a bonus chiral ren postcard. 8) Also going to be available at my Otakon table
unknownwonderful: 6 months hoe. I’m feeling myself a lot. I’ve come so far and stayed disciplined. I still ain’t done either. I’m here to help & inspire! I can’t wait till 8 months. Cause I got some people to continue to stunt on. 💕
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
Almost to the point where I am going to be making seperate transportation plans for myself because I am fucking sick and tired of this shit
queseraawesome: 56 million. I don’t want to utterly lose my shit tonight so I’m just going to keep repeating to myself, 56 million. From the numbers we’re seeing now, 56 million people voted for Hillary, 56 million people said no to Trump.
Getting back on this shit since its been two weeks after my surgery. You can rub your shit in my face and talk about me but what is that going to do? I’m going to prove everyone wrong, even myself. No more playing games, no more unhealthy food.
funimationentertainment: i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself
pizza-shit: If Candy Kong isn’t on this list, I’m going to shit myself.
dirtmom: intertnet:is there a scholarship for trying if this gets to a million notes i’m going to shit myself i hate this
brook: AAAH
princekheldar: polyglotplatypus: thebigblackwolfe: worldsweeper: sleepymothgirl: lizardsister: shaiza: the-real-rupaul: I’m going to shit myself Tiddies out, wig me before/after hrt IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND ITS SO BAAAAADDDD remember
vanitas-kiryuu: fire-salamander-dragneel: Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it… Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself
dirtba9: i :) am :) going :) to :) kill :) myself :)
I'm going to focus on myself. Im going to take care of myself. I'm going to love my self.
bahookies: me, around midnight lonely emotional wreck says things i’ll regret the next morning pro tip @myself: just go to sleep bitch
bubbaleft: I am screaming I can’t breathe I can’t go back to being alone I can’t go back to that I’m going to lull myself I can’t do this my lungs are hurting I can’t go back to doing this
somebodycatchmybreathhhh: “I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was
nudityandnerdery: geekgirlsmash: nudityandnerdery: chaoticneutralinc: I want to play a bard in our next game. Does Liam need another instrument? I think yes. I’m going to tell myself this is the kind of shit Liam says at two in the morning,
Needa stop fucking shit up for myself & go back to being myself. Ended way too many friendships for NOTHING..
patatronic: I’m Going to Kill Myself Tomorrow. By Patrick Sluiter Follow for shit like this and more.
Today is shit. I’m just going to marathon all things Studio Ghibli, and hide under blankets for the rest of the night until I feel better which is doubtful.
stilesstilinskihere: cookthesh: I’m going to shit myself FUCK MY ASS DONT EVEN FUCKING TOUCH ME DAMMIT
I’m going to emerge myself so deeply into Art right now until I numb out. Fuck this shit hurts.
It’s like I trust you but at the same time I think you’re up to no good and that this is all going to backfire in our faces and you won’t give a shit and I’m going to be left here with nothing k I don’t deserve this
gebdraws: I colored them today! I’ll be working on other shit so there is going to be few updates from now on. That said, it’s not everyday I go doing polished illustrations for myself. Trying to push myself to do that more often.
travelingforperfections: I’m going to treat myself with a full serving of my favorite obsession from a couple of years ago, Lily Ivy in Digital Desire…Perfect! Wowowowowowowowowowow. Holy shit!!!
people that know me in real life follow me on here, but i’m just going to go ahead and ignore that. i don’t give a shit anymore.so here i am, getting drunk by myself at 3am on a school night because for once, i just don’t want to feel. i don’t
I just keep spiraling down and down.Struggling with getting myself out of bed, to make myself go to classes, to get shit done that I know I need to get done. I know it’s self sabotage. I know it’s going to fuck up my future if I don’t get it together,
kdellavecchia: seven-57: xintsik: markmejia: Lo and behold, the new iPhone 5.. Well, or at least I’m convinced they’re real, but that’s up for you all to decide. Thanks Andy! Haha. Matte black omg I’m going to shit myself with joy if this
cedpipe: going to shit myself laughing
slugbox: Look, you can call me an old fogie, or a grumpy old man… but if Evangelion becomes the next tumblr trendy shit I’m going to shoot myself. When Evangelion came out there WASN’T EVEN INTERNET UNLESS YOU WERE LIKE A SCIENTIST. IF YOU HAD
stillcozyy: Told myself I wasn’t going to get attached and my dumbass gets attached
beroberos: sherbeeee: O M G YOU GUYS NEW BOOK 2 LEAK bryke just sent this to me yeah i’ve got super sweet connections and noW I’M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF SWEET CHRIST I WONDER WHAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY MEAN IT’S CANON IN MY EYES
I put 11 months of my life into this relationship just for it to go to shit. I blame myself for being such a cunt sometimes but I also blame (social networks, hoes, & everyone that has fucked me over) for my trust issues. :( Even though we don’t
Dude I’m so proud of myself! If you read my other text post you know me & my boyfriend broke up. And I was going to get back with him… But some unnecessary shit got said. Anyways - I’m proud of myself because I haven’t even thought about him.
Genuinely sorry to all the people I had to unfollow because they reblog photos of you/your posts on a regular basis. If I don’t have to put myself through that shit, I’m not going to. You’ve already made this hard enough for me.
