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yaoisakka: So I have to give an hour long talk to middle schools tomorrow about running my own business (Note, I’m not sure I’m the best person to talk to about it - I’m so nervous I’m already about to puke, I talk to fast, and my business is
my-imaginary-gf-is-in-heat: Slapping, crying, spitting, screaming, puking, throatfucking etc. You know who these guys are. They make a living fulfilling your fantasies. If you don’t know them, you’re about to. ——————– Source: facefucking.com
animalistic-urge: Sindee Jennings returns cumshot fire with a puke blast. What a babe. Wow! Not sure what to think about this one!
WTF is that nastiness!?!?! I’m about to puke
artcorrart: Every year since she started crossdressing, she has a friendly competition with her sister at some random bar or nightclub, to see who will get bought the most drinks. She struggles to stay conscious, and not puke up about a litre of tequila,
amaster: I want you to spank your ass every time you are about to puke on My cock.
slut–degradation: I am so fucking going to do this right now. i have been fantasizing about puking on a dildo and then lying in the puke while i cum for years. but i can never work up the nerve. but life is just too short to not lick up your own
kingjaffejoffer: spiritsdancinginthenight: bonitaapplebelle: b-n-nn-li: shadybicth: swozor: ziallxalmighty: shadybicth: I’m honest to god puking I don’t understand how this is a thing AT ALL Do.. do americans NOT have beans on toast? No
crimesceneinvestigation: nobody: my cat, about to puke on the carpet:
kaysarahh: narcimallows: i made ramen noodles using blue pixie stix instead of the included flavor packet and let me tell you friend i’m about to puke 0/10 do not recommend hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why my girlfriend doesn’t eat blue
consulting-violinist: promo4homo: this looks like the burgers they serve at my school oh my god
k-lionheart: pussoliath: WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE OKAY FUN STORY TIME BITCHES: ABOUT A FEW YEARS BACK I HAD A SHIH TZU PUPPY NAMED TOBY. EVERY TIME WE CALLED HIM OVER HE WOULD RUN IN TO US IN THIS
Laid in bed all of today from bad food poisoning. It was either try and sleep off the nasty or me running to the bathroom to puke ;w; But it did get me thinking about random Undertail scenarios. I’ve seen a lot of UF and US crossover where Red
barebearx: kuklapootblr: nr1pig: hairysucker: Looks like fun to me! Affording easy access! “Open wide, faggot! I’m about to release your lunch! No gagging, no puking, I want you to chew and swallow every bit of it!” ~~~~PLEASE FOLLOW
puking-ferrets: etansel: marymargaret23: Okay, listen up. I’m hear to talk about fish abuse. I’m in Walmart with my parents, and I walk over to look at the dog toys, which are right across from the fish, and my parents walk over to that aisle with
onenutman: i’m literally puking @ all the people who are writing about the Tongan flag bearer (WHICH BTW HE HAS A FUCKIN NAME AND IT’S PITA TAUFATOFUA) and saying, “i need to plan a trip to Tonga to find me a man like that immediately!” like
This is a song in which I use to describeWhat I feel about people like youNo sense forHUMANITY , no idea about lifeThis premise has been proved You used my trustTo satisfy your brainless lustYour word isn't worthMore than puke in the dust BetrayerBetrayer
stopnodontstop: “Hurry up, dude, I’ve only got about fifteen minutes… and if you puke on these jeans when I cum, swear to God, you’re a dead faggot!”
close as I can get to a selfie after about 3 years of being a gross puke here in our wunnerful online community of frens
If I’m not pregnant please tell me why I missed my last two cycles, I’m so hungry I have the worse heart burn, I’m always tired, I feel like I’m about to puke at any moment, I’m hella bloated, I’m peeing so much, and
raylenelailee: possessedtotwerk-yo: grow-to-the-sun: wolfs—winter: servant-of-the-earth: Too much death metal for one to handle… Death Metal bands.. Bring Me The Horizon.. …Pierce The Veil There is so much that is wrong about this. puking
puta pls
cambridge-misogynist: Keep fucking her throat till your satisfied. choking and puking are problems for her to worry about, not you
shesanobject:Learn to recognize the “about to puke” face, so you can hold on tighter before she pulls away. Then you get to enjoy the “mouth full of puke” face.
califorrniiaqueen: stat3s: califorrniiaqueen: special-operations: Mood I would fuck the shit out of Mat Best I don’t think ya’ll get it.. @califorrniiaqueen, I get to meet him! Mat best is best. I’m about to puke that’s not fair! But
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god we’re so cute i am going to puke we’re too cute reading our text messages is like eating cookies dipped in frosting drizzled with chocolate stuck in ice cream topped with candy like it’s that sickeningly sweet i am super crazy about
bitcheslovehellokitty: narcimallows: i made ramen noodles using blue pixie stix instead of the included flavor packet and let me tell you friend i’m about to puke 0/10 do not recommend Wtf I just vomited a little
the swedish bdsmf community summarisedIts ok to grop random “sub’s” or lone women. It not ok to criticize rapists on the scene because privacy.There’s something about that that makes me wanna puke. Everyone is welcome. Because
I spent three days of my life freaking out about a lost birth certificate just to find it stuck in between some old tax sheets. SO done . brb as I go puke
geeandbeevstheworld: Hair pulled, spider-gagged and drooling like the worthless cunt I am while Gee thinks about whether he’s going to hang onto it while he forces his cock into my asshole or drag me into the bathroom and fuck my throat until I puke
