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IÂ want my gf like this. - With all my heart. I cum harder and faster, thinking how another man is fucking her ass while she’s giving me a blowjob. Update: Just noticed the “behing” instead of “behind”. Sorry about this,
“Thank you for the lovely night out and for walking me to my door. I’m glad we went on this date……A kiss? That’s for kids. How about I ingest some of your DNA instead?” 8===D——{ Wetiquette
stephiejo90: “Instead of just a hand-job big brother…how about I ride your cock for my first time? I so wanna ride you and get fucked by my own hot brother….Ok?” After lil sis giving me hand jobs for such a long time. She said she was ready
“Well, how about you suck my cock instead?”Steve said. I was shocked at what I heard and I was about to run off back to the cabin when Steve grabbed my arm and turned me back to face him, he pulled my arms off of my breasts and he got to see the full
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
redacted-thething:Me, realising that this is how I type, and probably why I send a shit ton of short texts instead of a long paragraph:yashee-but-jjba:Wowkneecap-stealing-bitch-rainbow:sam-reblogs-things:When I type about my ADHD, my dyslexia, or my Asper
majormitchmajor: living with @courtneyact is like having my own life-sized barbie doll to play dress-ups with and take photos of. but instead of just a doll, she’s like a barbie that helps me learn more about world issues and how privilege should be
whismicott: me: i need to do a thing executive dysfunction: ok but how about, instead of that, u just sit there feeling bad about not doing the thing me: ok
@staff how about instead of blocking soft core fetish videos from actual people you do something about the literal millions of p0#n bots on tumblr? I can’t even reblog my own fucking posts without getting a wave of them following me. Jfc
modifiedmummytobe: Instead of me having to explain why I don’t like rape jokes, how about you explain why you find them funny.
daddys-way-you-dirty-girl: alexinspankingland: Poor Harley Havik is in a lot of trouble There is a Naughty Slut in every dirty girl… Show me just how hot of a Naughty Slut you can be dirty girl! How about I just block you instead?
squidbiscuit: Last year Mom: What do you want for christmas this year?Me: Health insurance.Mom:…..how about a subscription to loot crate instead?Me: Okay, that sounds cool. This year Mom: What do you want for christmas?Me: Revolution.Mom:….how abou-Me:
meadows-furry-field:sexywittlecutekittens: FAJust wanna touch it [10/20] “How about, instead of eating you…you eat me~”-Meadow Mmnph~
I need a boyfriend. But I need one that can love me how I need to be loved. And maybe one who, upon discovering my nsfw blog, gets excited about it instead of angry. And maybe even offers to take/be in the photographs…..
shitfacedanon: instead of redemption arcs, how about vegeta arcs. like how a character is now living perhaps with the heroes and interacting with them casually and is sorta part of the group.They’re still a asshole, they haven’t changed in the slightest
I was talking to a friend about how I might have to just go and read the spoilers that are out there because it might just all be spoiled for me over the weekend anyway, just a little bit at a time instead of all at once. But then I decided no, I can
reaperdoodles: My first and most certainly not last Steven Universe painting! I could write an absolute essay about how much I adore this cartoon and how much Pearl means to me but instead I’ll just tell you guys how much I love being part of a fandom
lord-kitschener: Hey, Tumblr, how about instead of just trying to get high on your self-righteous “Look at me I’m saving the Muslims by saying the Charlie Hebdo staff were problematic and had it coming! Look at me I’m fighting Islamophobia!”
meadows-furry-field: sexywittlecutekittens: FAJust wanna touch it [10/20] “How about, instead of eating you…you eat me~”-Meadow
your-classy-slut: I enjoy looking at this, because it reminds me of the amazing sensations derived from it. Seeing it caress over every part of me, leaving me teased and wanting more. Now, instead of the water… how about you do some of the touching.
imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite and second favorite characters throwing paint filled water balloons at each other and you try to break it up and get hit by two balloons at the same time
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
instead of studying for silly geography, i’m reading on sociology. haha call me a nerd or whatever, but it is interesting to read about the studies on how a group of people react and their mentality. I like how this book can explain and put to words
nevaehtyler: Mental health really needs to be taken more seriously in the Black community I wished my mother had acknowledged my depression instead of making it about her and how she has it worse than me.
thegivenchy-code: It’s so funny how forgetful I can be when I’m around you. You’ll yell to me about how I forgot to put two sugars in your coffee instead of none. And tell me to pick up my clothes from the floor. But when you’re not around it’s
markdp92105: exposedhotguys:Check out the full video of me jacking off naked all over a hotel by clicking HERE!!!! i could go on & on about how FUCKING HOT this video is, but instead i’ll just suggest you check it out for yourself … . and get
“Join me for a dip instead of stare…how about it?”She sways her tail slowly and smiles.
morbidmanatee:omghotmemes:*Click* It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad
effemimaniac:effemimaniac:effemimaniac:call her USPS the way the delivery of her package to me is ensured 😏all this talk about the USPS got me thinking about how I should have been focusing on US instead of getting my Post Serviced…. ALT
berandomness:berandomness:The anger dwells within in me, I think I shall blast music and do chores about itSat on the floor stewing in anger instead of doing chores, which believe it or not, isn’t healthy!!! So here’s the anger, right wing
dips-go-home-ur-drunk: datadonald: What if for summons instead of Disney characters Sora can summon his other selves like Roxas, Xion, and Ventus nO BUT THINK ABOUT IT LIKE SORA SUMMONS XION AND THE ENEMIES ATTACKING FORGET WHY THEY’RE ATTACKING
neongenesisevangaylion: i have spent a real long time worrying about how my life isn’t dramatic enough for me to be a writer instead of savoring the years i have without the anxieties and grief of the mature adult world
neongenesisevangaylion: what i dislike most about being gay is how dependent we are on technology when it comes to finding partners. i really wish that i could just find someone irl that i gradually fall for and they gradually fall for me instead of
Instead, I threw my arms forward, ending up on my hands and knees, still choking and gasping. That’s when Colleen moved my bikini bottoms out of the way and shoved two fingers into me. Perhaps the most astounding thing about it was how easily they went
wet-monsoon: Why do gf/su fans feel the need to yell about how an episode is ““filler”” if it’s not completely dedicated to plot, like you guys do understand how draining it would be if it was constant exposition instead of fun stuff in between
seattlesugarbaby: “YOU should be paying ME lol”“I respect you too much to pay for your body” “Instead of buying a vid how about we meet up and make one ;)”“Don’t I get a special discount?”“Why don’t we just go on a regular date
ivyaura: how about instead of fetishizing young girls, we fetishize men in their mid-late 20’s. like ooh baby, show me that degree and tell me about your steady job. yeah, talk to me about doing your taxes
isabellab4: I think about kissing you I think about kissing you I think about kissing you… How much time do we spend Thinking instead of doing? Because he might think about it But no one ever traces their finger along my lips No one kisses me in my
cushinforthepushin: zombieskillyou:Instead of Pants Off Friday, Im enjoying Bra Off Friday 👌 Have a great weekend everyone. Like the feed? How about a tip? Gofund.me/lgin2o
reachingmyskinnygoal: thinspo of the day please tell me that im not the only one who started crying seeing how perfect she is and thinking about how fat i am instead
When someone tells you that you hide and hurt yourself instead of Manning up and shit… But yet they hide and pretty much hurt themselves instead of Manning up and facing the problems. How about you take your own advice before telling me what to
sanguinesaisei: sleeperawakes: I’m so scared of being alone that I hide most negative emotions so I don’t scare people away. Sometimes I just want to talk about how sad I feel but I’ll just make a joke instead and hope people like me enough to
I never really do inktober. But I felt like trying a new stylistic type thing.The most interesting thing about the Persona series to me is how they use Stan/Lucifer/Satanael as a Promethean figure, instead of demonizing him as the ultimate evil who fucked
Kaitlyn lay on her bed, looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Instead of going out for Halloween, how would you feel about staying and home and, you know?”“If by ‘you know’ means what I think it does, that sounds great to me. Care to be more specific
Okay guys hear me out. So instead of Bowser stealing the Princess, how about the next version, Bowser steals Mario and Luigi and Princesses Peach and Daisy have to go on an adventure to save the boys? I’D PLAY IT SO HARD
colombianada: I can’t help but think about how much less stressed I would be if my love was here with me instead of so far away
Also please don’t send me asks about how you’re sad about me deleting old art, please respect that I have new interests and want to move on from a fandom instead of trying to drag me back to a place that wasn’t safe for me.
neopianangst: i love talking about how codestone prices have changed “since the war.” it makes me feel like a grizzled old general reliving past horrors instead of an unemployed twentysomething layabout
lady-of-the-spirit:I think more enemies-to-friends-to-lovers should have both parties worry about “how can they forgive me for what I’ve done to them? How I’ve hurt them in the past?” instead of just one of them. Add some spice.
crapademiaa:how about instead of asking me out, you tell me i’ve bewitched you body and soul?
patrik-star:robber: hey give me all ur moneyme: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my moneyrobber: okrobber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money backme:no im not a dick who robs peopleroober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
Give me back the nights we stayed up late talking about how the world turned instead of who posted what and where.
5000letters: I was speaking with someone recently about how the last person I was with made me feel like I was very difficult to love and instead of refuting me he said “you were difficult to love, for him maybe. For someone else it’s going to be
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