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God, those pics are hot! That black leather skirt fits her so well, it gets me aroused every time I contemplate her. That’s just me being honest. What do you want me to do? I love tight leather clothes, and again, this skirt just enhances her amazing
I am simple, diplomat, tactful, GOD fearing, honest, kind, loving, caring, respectful and understanding! What I do in private: LOve to fucking dildos and sucking your cock into my mouth, love to get messy and love to shoot lots of cumm on you! so come
I honestly did not think it was possible to have a bigger mountain of salt than when Obama got elected, but honest to god if Trump gets in we won’t NEED a space elevator. We’ll just fucking drive up the mountain to space
golfgalaxy:can anyone explain this?
metalslugx: metalslugx: people just sitting there like vultures waiting for the mcelroys to fuck up even the slightest bit so they can laugh and prove how smart and amazing they are, are honest to god extremely pathetic
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
missinglinc: onlinepunk: This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen I JUST FUCKING CHOKED 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
tearlessrain:tearlessrain:listen, it’s the apocalypse, you might as well write/draw whatever grossly self indulgent shit you want. other humans are in no position to judge you and god probably has bigger fish to fry right now.I mean do you honestly
U may call it a joke fursona but I call it a fuckin’ masterpieceJESUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL DUDEyep still looks like meaND THAT TINY SHEITH IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WANT TO MAKE IT MY AVATAR ON EVERYTHING FOREVERi honestly can’t
janesblueheaven: quick real talk about the dnc im a proud democrat - i am a proud bernie supporter but i have a question for the Bernie or Bust-ers: what the everloving fuck are you doing?!?!?! i honest-to-god did not believe that true “bernie or
lierdumoa: laughingfish: adamsmasher: rodham: welp. omg look at that font size they literally gave that fucking child 5 lines in font size 24pt to fucking read out “nazis are bad” and this colossal failure of a human went on an honest to gods
firebreathingbitchqueenx: just-shower-thoughts: People without glasses are really out here seeing for free Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
alph4cunt: Girls who go to school dressed like prostitutes and then complain about being sexualised are honest to god the stupidest fucking people on the planet
kingjaffejoffer: spiritsdancinginthenight: bonitaapplebelle: b-n-nn-li: shadybicth: swozor: ziallxalmighty: shadybicth: I’m honest to god puking I don’t understand how this is a thing AT ALL Do.. do americans NOT have beans on toast? No
budgiebin: catbountry: tenaflyviper: imremembering: Double Dare had all the best prizes, right? via I HAVE THAT PHONE. HONEST TO GOD, I HAVE THAT FUCKING GARFIELD PHONE. It was my sister’s that ended up falling into my possession. If I ever find
cheetahpeople: squaliformes: randuin: elbegoss: Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right god i fucking love the scp foundation oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing: Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most
#TenToo: Oh brilliant. What did you call him?#Jackie: Corin#TenToo: That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard. Why the fuck?#doctor who#tentoo#jackie tyler - gallifreyburning
perchu: catfella: perchu: katara: why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ? . what the fuck is sex
butifloveisagame: quickweaves: spunj: schlurb: wastedcouth: Found him literally wearing a police badge in the kkk photo I’m honestly so upset. The proof is mounting. Why is this country so fucked up. OH MY FUCKING GOD TOOK US LONG ENOUGH TO
This is how I feel when i’m on kik some days…fucking one person in an rp while others are waiting for me to respond to them…I honestly don’t mind that much, but fuck me, is it exhausting on the hands.
liftedandgiftedd: supamuthafuckinvillain: mymandolife: avengersonna: stonerscully: laughhard: Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat… is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it Holy My fucking cat used to do that
fullswap619: Love throwing the blanket over them… Some honest to god fucking then… Tinymiss13 kik Wow!
Be honest. Does the glorious mistake of my beard styling make me look too much like The Dude?
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, THIS WAS HIS PLAN TO GET IN?
YOUNG GENJI STILL LOVING HIS ANIJA WITH ALL HIS HEART I’M HONEST TO GOD SOBBING look at his little hands pull at hanzo’s sleeve, wanting his attention, look how happy he is to see hanzo i’m fucking crying i can’t handle this i’m dead too hanzo
people who say ‘go to comp if u want a tank’ and shit like that are honest to god such fucking assholes
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
I messed up. and now everyone i talked to about it is mad and disappointed in me. I’m shaking with despair and rage, and I’m going back and forth between wanting to hurt my friend and hurting myself. oh my god. it would just be so fucking easy to
laraneechan: sayitwithsarcophilus: polyjolllly: becausedragonage: I’m laughing my head off. “There should have been a warning.” The warning is that it’s a retelling of the fucking Illiad. Honest to God, a story involving one of the most famous
realhousewivesofnightvale: “How can we take down this flag and erase the honor of those proud Americans-”Confederates weren’t Americans. They were actual, honest-to-god Not Americans; that was the whole fucking point of the Civil War. They were
fullswap619: Love throwing the blanket over them… Some honest to god fucking then… Tinymiss13 kik
dinosaurjam: sashayed: oh my god? oh my god? oh my god? oh my god?? oh m Like honestly if you have never known the horror of being told your own body doesn’t belong to you then you will never understand how this feels
vanconcastiel: nhyworks: The more I see people forcing vegan diets on their pets the more I wish I could just…just fucking take them Honest to god if I had the funds and the means to care for them I would steal every poor cat and dog being malnourished
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
thebaconsandwichofregret: tubaplaysmatt: mailbomb: stargh0st: hankpeters: i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture what the fuck… I FUCKING LOVE THIS oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed
ME^^^^ Honest to Fucking God..
mother-entropy:nibeul:posts-from-a-darker-timeline: y’all gave me a mother fucking STROKE why would you do that honest to god, i didn’t even think to check the username, i just accepted that this was happening with a grim kind of fatalism.
Fuck you tumblr, your trying to convince me the world is flat now? I’d try to be funny but I’m just mad. I’d rather see a billion of your ads that are essentially shit posts but spreading honest to god misinformation is not a good look.
marzipanandminutiae:defectivegembrain:words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral #oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or
cubanflagemoji: honestly, fuck this. FUCK THIS. abc news wants to report about white couples who have to evacuate their hotels, but are going to ignore actual residents of Mexico? your honeymoon is being ruined? these people’s livelihoods are being
itsraininbritishmen: bammerella: nec-timeo-nec-sperno: thewaxing-mo0n: dontfuckyourproblemsaway: technicallity: theelvenkingsunderthesky: technicallity: honestly, who the fuck do these people think they are? and who the fuck raised them to be
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
1squirtle: heart: the weirdest things honestly happen in my school like back in the spring, this guy in my grade randomly started selling these seafood restaurant jackets for ū and everyone started buying and wearing them to school. the administrators
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
frozenmusings: lawlu: lawlu: I went to clean my daughters room and honest to fuck I almost pissed myself GUYS IM DEAD oh MY FGSOD
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
nosdrinker: retrospectroverted: nosdrinker: why does one ply toilet paper exist i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner. ok poophands
soldierofenlightenment:Modern ART
yourbiass:peetasallhehasleft:rory-williams: i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode NO BUT THIS STILL MAKES ME ANGRY
chokesngags: theryanproject: birf: tumblr updates are like someone coming into your house and moving all of your furniture 2 inches to the left while you’re gone OH MY FUCKING GOD Y’ALL DON’T UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.
weavemunchers: [college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?
empyrean-princess:I’m honestly so desperate I’m considering seeing if I can find a guy to fuck…god forbid.
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
slightly-bovverd: I was catching Pokemon in my living room when I saw the gym next door flash from red to yellow and I honest to god yelled “OH NO YOU FUCKING DON’T” and ran outside, through two sprinklers, up a steep-ass hill, all the way across
Identity-policing gays and lesbians are honest to god the worst human beings. Like the cognitive dissonance required???? Astounding. Please all go fuck yourselves and fuck off the face of the earth.
Yo honest to god, I can't fuck with anyone from hood, or I went to school with, NYC in general . Like I ain't a hoe but sometimes I just wanna be like yo I wanna suck your dick or sit on your dick. But then I gotta think twice Bc these niggas are always
danteogodofsoup: ejgc: adriofthedead: cheruphim: oh god every time this shows up on my dash EVERY TIME every time jesus fucking christ Oh my fucking god Bronies don’t really bother me, to be honest, but I’m laughing so hard. Great use of editing,
rwbyuri: dogtit: i already blocked u so you’ll probably never see this, but im still gonna go at this because it really really needs to be said chill the fuck out already, goddamn. honestly y’all gonna go on a rampage over ships of all things??
If I feel like you’re fucking me around or trying to scam me or you’re just being a pain in the ass to deal with then you’re not worth my time at all and I will block your annoying ass.
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