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walterwwhite:this was so fucking sad. you can literally see his happiness drop because walt said no I’m so fucki NG upset he just wanted to go go-karting with you walt fuck you

wowfunniestposts: my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice” it is like 400 dollars where did he get it what is what what what what w h a t this blog is hilarious My 12 yr old Stepson earns

YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

diancie: diancie: precumming: im getting yelled at cause i dont use chapstick Because you’re a crusty lipped bitch! He literally just said he hasn’t used chapstick in a few years….This is so frightening!!!! UPDATE: He also just said he doesn’t

callmekitto: ARE YOU SHITTIN ME RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY ALL SHE SAID WAS YEAH MAKE IT PRETTY WITH LIKE, PINKS AND PURPLES AND STUFF MAYBE OTHER COLORS IDK AND HE JSUT FUCKING HE JUTS DID IT HE JUST DID IT AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE HE JUJST DID IT IN LeSS

celtic-clay: sixthrock: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ that thing literally just said NOM NOM

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT HE CAN USE HIS FUCKING BLOOD AS LUBRICANT. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING.

thingstolovefor: Police stopped a black guy because a car he rode was too expensiveHe really said he had no reason to pull him over…you know the cop thought this man stole the car and when he found out it was his he just LITERALLY said “I just

merryandpippinchristmas: azkabans-prisoner: whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free” I literally just said this to a guy and he said ‘I can pay you with chicken nuggets’

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

verybluebirdy: ifonlyyoucouldseeit: This is Harley. He is a young buck. He likes to hang out under the bushes by my house. He lets me sit and read with him. Sometimes I feed him apples. oh no. oh no oh no. i literally just said ‘oh no ’ out loud.

thingstolovefor: Police stopped a black guy because a car he rode was too expensiveHe really said he had no reason to pull him over…you know the cop thought this man stole the car and when he found out it was his he just LITERALLY said “I just

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

walterwwhite:this was so fucking sad. you can literally see his happiness drop because walt said no I’m so fucki NG upset he just wanted to go go-karting with you walt fuck you

queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just

queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just

HOLY FUCKKKKKKK. I am literally on a cloud right now. darfin was just so so so fucking dominant like the most dom I have ever seen ever. like I have never ever been more turned on holy ajkhgskusgkuh. he really wanted sex and I went down slowly but he

coffeeobssession101: hedylamar: a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead This is literally

thingstolovefor: Police stopped a black guy because a car he rode was too expensiveHe really said he had no reason to pull him over…you know the cop thought this man stole the car and when he found out it was his he just LITERALLY said “I just

kuboe:Hannibal literally just did it for the lolz… he said wait.. my name is Hannibal……… what if I……….. oh this is going to be hilarious

walterwwhite: this was so fucking sad. you can literally see his happiness drop because walt said no I’m so fucki NG upset he just wanted to go go-karting with you walt fuck you

walterwwhite: this was so fucking sad. you can literally see his happiness drop because walt said no I’m so fucki NG upset he just wanted to go go-karting with you walt fuck you

My dad just started belting out ‘We are the champions’ and when he sang 'we’, I literally almost said 'are the Crystal Gems’ even though I was actually trying to sing along with him and this is a sign that I am in so deep

bogleech: sixthrock: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ that thing literally just said NOM NOM NOM

evilvarric666-archive:evilvarric666-archive:Dad passed this lady her drink and she said “thank you sir… Well I guess I’m not allowed to say sir anymore… Since it’s a pronoun!” and he literally just looked at her like

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