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This really happened to me today, thank God I wasn’t wearing one of them colorful underwear I usually have on
omg the best thing happened to me today
So this actually happened to me today ;n;Don’t forget your sunblock (and then accidentally fall asleep in a tshirt outside)
hesgorgousandnaked: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever
playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe:
nado-smell: samzilla: this better not happen to me today I AM CRYING IDE
realthug29: iamreginafaith: takemeasiamff: blinded-ff: teejincminor: daddyrayoner: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God:
thelittlestgypsy: hennyandcoke: sarcasticsweetness: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA This TOTALLY happened to me today so accurate This literally happens to
Actually that just happened to me today.
that-g33k: That redhead is the best thing happened to me today! Beautiful girl with a sweet set
danaetaylorgang: unwantedloverfanfic: roommateff: blinded-ff: teejincminor: daddyrayoner: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God:
nexilis: so this was a captcha that happened to me today.
daddyslittle-spaceprincess: Question: When does the s-type take some responsibility in their part of dealing with people that haven’t proven themselves worthy of submission? Answer: From the start. This happened to me today on Fet. A “Dom” approached
ahueonaosuperlative: this how you dance to dubstep XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD she’s the best thing that happened to me today
seacrit14: twerkingforrocprod: deshiavu: blinded-ff: teejincminor: daddyrayoner: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What
buzzfeed: yrbff: adamjk: something truly amazing happened to me today. I went to the post office to drop off some mail and there was a quilt waiting for me. a woman from new zealand, a total stranger, wrote me a letter on a page from my book and
dykewithadick: eroscestlavie: you know, tween lesbians have steven universe today and that’s great but honestly..bb lesbians who came of age in the mid-aughts got to crush on captain amelia from treasure planet. a formative and collective experience
Dan, listen to this awkward shit that happened to me today. Ok so like there was the storm or whatever, I finally emerge from my house completely and totally hungover to go and buy food cause the grocery stores opened up again finally. So im shopping
knifeandlighter: Dan, listen to this awkward shit that happened to me today. Ok so like there was the storm or whatever, I finally emerge from my house completely and totally hungover to go and buy food cause the grocery stores opened up again finally.
talk about assault idk waking up is just weird at this point. I almost ask myself if I’m going to have something like that happen to me today, you know? I just. the whole thing was under such casual circumstances and now I’m just scared
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
anarchy-kisses:I went on google and searched “dog being interviewed”, this is the best thing to ever happen to me today
pantlesshero: jeegoo:petkota:so this happened to me today fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that [ID: a picture of a white persons hand holding car keys shot from their perspective. a small beige black and grey bird is hanging from the
Obtained these achievements for Mass Effect 2 today. Insanity wasn’t nearly as difficult as I expected it to be, but I’m still proud to have completed a run-through of it.
Chloe and I were walking home today and came across a little mourning dove chilling by the sidewalk and it didn’t fly off when we got close. I decided to take a picture ‘cause mourning doves are one of my favorite birds. (And Chloe’s
dcu: Mark Hammill imagines what a conversation between the Joker and Luke Skywalker would sound like, and it’s the best thing to happen to me today.
lunazes: “Hey, so you’ll never guess what happened to me today!”“No, you have to guess!”
kingg17: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod:
dreamy-d14: playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod:
captainerhmergerdeh: inourfamilyportrait: sirsplayground: Sir I hope so This happened to me today…I wasn’t expecting it but it happened
got pulled over today
Let me tell y'all the bullshit that happened to me today
today was...
lilinas: The best thing that happened to me today was when I accidentally typed “fick” and I could hear my autocorrect struggling to decide which way to go. It chose “dick.” I almost didn’t have the heart to tell it it was wrong.
The awkward moment when you're left alone with your friend's friend.
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
jeegoo:petkota:so this happened to me today fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
deepnest: deepnest: deepnest: is it USPS misconduct for a worker to use office logs to find someone’s full name and address and send them a letter unsolicited this isnt a joke post this happened to me today. does anyone know full context because ive
jaybyrd429: sexampling: ricinberg: bye THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY I FUCKING HATE THAT GODDAMN MATHLAB YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST ME AND A COMPUTER AND MATH WORK LOL
elodieunderglass:teashoesandhair:jeegoo:petkota:so this happened to me today fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that He’s not stealing, he’s robin (Clasping your shoulder gently)You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
cariosus: this is the best thing to happen to me today
infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
Today was the best day of my life, I’ve never felt this happy or complete, with you, everything makes sense and everything has meaning . You are the best thing that ever happened to me 💕
paranoidparents: this happened to me today and i felt the best way to channel my annoyance was through meme.
It’s not fair… I know you how you feel, I feel the same okay. It’s not like I want you to get hurt either… But you know what? When something good finally happens to me, it’s like you just have to ruin it. I’m a big
cloudyheadedstoner: weedstop: smoketogethighcustheworldissolow: anne-24-95: smoketogethighcustheworldissolow: sarahkaycat: Something awful happened to me today… Oh no! Plz tell me you did the vacuum /pantyhose trick?! wtf is the vacuum/pantyhose
abitchlikethis: Before I go party, I would like to post this for everyone. I FUCKING MET JARED PADALECKI IN ROCKEFELLER PLAZA TODAY :3 :3 :3 :3
Battle Moose
happy-blood: “It was a terrible surprise. It was probably the worst thing that has happened to me in my life. I remember the day after that I woke up and I was heartbroken that he was gone. I just felt like, ‘OK, so I get to wake up today and
xxvalleygirlxx: hennyandcoke: sarcasticsweetness: siyrenmoon: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. HAHA This TOTALLY happened to me today so accurate Yess
valperch: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
lisa-i-am: lisa-i-am:The most frustrating thing happened to me today because when I was trying to queue up the next part in the pool story somehow I deleted it and I wasted 4 to 5 hours of work putting it together. So I will do it again tomorrow since
witchaulait: this fucking happened to me today again ME AF
