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brutal-whore-degrader: Now go make me a sandwich before your kids gets home

whoresmilfsdegraded: Good job whore. Now go make me a sandwich.

Eww virgin, why don’t you just fuck off already! i’m sick and tired of looking at your gross ugly face obsessively, constantly drool all over me on tumblr. Go be useful to society for a change and make my man a sandwich or something, now! You better

cajunbigdaddy: You’re DAMN right! I am going to make him a sandwich or anything else he wants! His big cock fucks me so much better than your little white dick ever has!

watching game of thrones on sky go also ever since this scene i wanted them to make an elle sandwich out of me ;3 UNNNFF

I just realized I sent the exact same message to two different people by accident, possibly making me look like an ass, sorry.CURSE YOU XKITcc hypno-sandwich enscenic

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

shes like “so bxtch gtf out of my face b4 i smack it got yo bxtch ass in the kitchen and go make a fxckin sandwich…” lol

hotelmanosuke: “cool story babe, make me a sandwich” is actually an ancient mayan prophecy that, when translated, reads “i am going to be single for the rest of my pathetic life”

hallelujah-youngandloaded: ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor?

casdcan: castielsmiles: What am I even doing I can’t believe this post is a Christmas must reblog it took me 2 seconds to make this when I was dosed up on NyQuil happy christmas fuckers go make a sandwich

stephenthebuttbandit: imagine if you got asked out by the hottest dudes ever and he showed up to your date wearing a pair of crocs, a fedora, mom jeans, and a “cool story babe, go make me a sandwich” t-shirt.

black-buttercup: imsoshive: Me : Ma, what’s for dinner? Mom: Go make you a sandwich. Me: I don’t want a sandwich. Mom: THEN YO ASS GON STARVE! Me: 😫😫 @litaqutie

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

therealeovaldez: hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

go in the kitchen , get a knife , and make me a sandwich bitch!

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.“ Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh it’s humor duh

miss-melancholy-usa: ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh

deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich” Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

pr1nceshawn: Go make me a sandwich.

deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on

deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich” Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this

asklelemonylenny: askfiercedeity: temple-of-time: pretty much sums up everything. ((excuse me as i reblog stuff i find on my dash that relates to my life)) ….No one has ever actually told me to go make them a sandwich. o-o -Lemony Lenny

fang107: Holy shit. Went to subway and this guy who was making my sandwich was interested in me. Kept looking at me and smiling. Then when I was going to leave he just pointed at me with a huge smile and said. “And I will see You, later.” What

sir2u-boy: I’m so fucking drained…I couldn’t cum again if I had to…now go make me a sandwich.

artcorrart: “Honey! I’m bored!” She had complained. “Then go make me a fucking sandwich,” you had half-joked, your eyes never leaving the game. At full time she was nowhere to be seen. Shit. You hoped you hadn’t pissed her

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

sassbuttcas: deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

prostitutionhoe: “Go make me a sandwich”

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I

interracial-bbcallday: Now GO make me a sandwich!!… and hook-up some grape kool-aid too…!!!

sensualplayfulpet: 1duckfacekilla: I’m gonna go make a sandwich. “Would you like one?” Never mind, you’re busy. You are not allowed to cum while I’m gone. I can see & hear you from the kitchen so do not think you can fool me. Do not cum

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

kristendixon79: afterallposts: thehottesthere: http://www.thehottesthere.com/ even look and reblog here http://afterallposts-p6.tumblr/archive kristen: “Okay, I brought the Wonder Bread! What? You said you were going to make me a sandwich…”

ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh it’s humor duh

brohoes: uro-boros: hitmewithlighting: stripesandteeth: I told you I was in an AmeriCan mood.Eh, I liked this when I was done with it in class. Now I kinda hate it after scanning it in jhgdf AHH too cute Awwwwww go make me a sandwich.

hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”

go-make-me-a-sandwich:

degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: No go make me a fucking sandwich.

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and

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