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“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T
effyeahitselyssa: OHMYGOD THIS IS WHEN HE WAS PICKING ON ME FOR FIXING MY BOOBS. THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOR FUCKING EVER JESUS CHRIST.
boyfriendboy:sissy blogs fuck off jesus christ
T’Challa: “Carol get the fucking message you’re wrong!”Carol: “But Ulysses told me that Miles is eeeeeviiiiiil we should lock him up”Goddammit Carol.BTW guys, i know that a lot of you are new to my tumblr, so the thing goes like this, every
Jesus Christ. Listening to Marilyn Manson makes me wanna fuck him. Lol
villainous-murderers: Shelly Ramirez, niece to serial killer Richard Ramirez, claimed Richard masturbated in front of her when she visited him in prison. “He said if I wasn’t his niece he would fuck me any day,” said Shelly about the
YOU GUYS MY BOYFRIEND IS MASSAGING MY BACK WHILE i'M LAYING ON MY TUMMY ON FUCKING TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST HELP ME I'M DONE
acidprick: black-nata: Tom Hiddleston sucking on a popsicle, you’re welcome. No. Sweet jesus christ. Something just broke inside of me. Not sure if my heart or reproductive parts. please.
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
eatyourpie: eatyourpie: ananke: eatyourpie: SMH white boys shouldn’t be allowed KIK. what a fucking asshole jesus christ Tell me about it, I don’t know why I bother. Never forget. Wow what a dick as if you need to prove to anyone that you
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
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backseatmarinade: earthtoelyssa: effyeahitselyssa: OHMYGOD THIS IS WHEN HE WAS PICKING ON ME FOR FIXING MY BOOBS. THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOR FUCKING EVER JESUS CHRIST. WHY IS IT BACK. I EVEN CHANGED MY URL. this will never not be funny
terumiafuro: terumiafuro: i never posted this did i. well heres a picture of me writing pokemon au fanfiction in class 500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms
That moment of burning shame when you find middle school fanfiction
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
agentbartowski: ugh fuck my parents i asked for an apple and they got me some stupid fucking computer i am so frustrated how could they do this to me i just wanted a fucking apple i am starving jesus christ they cost like not even a dollar all they had
the next limo driver that doesnt watch where there the fuck theyre going is gonna have their ass dragged out of the drivers seat and beaten to a fucking pulp. jesus christ!! scared the living daylights outta me. honk a horn. do something. dont you ever
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
shesfiction: fuck me jesus christ
showers-and-sunshinee: devildoll: are you fucking kidding me jesus christ
ugh when will i meet the guy who dead ass makes me never want to speak to another nigga ever again? and when i say meet, i mean irl meet. not through the fucking internet. jesus christ.
stephaniecoco: mockingly-pretty: ITS FUCKING 3 IN THE MORNING DONT DO THIS TO ME Jesus Christ
No. Fuck YOU asshole.Fuck you. This isn’t going on my private fucking tumblr. You’re such an asshole. I fucking held it in while we were messaging, for the last time, but no. Fuck you. Fuck you for in my life consistantly screwing me over.
itsjustfrank: “Which I measured with my rulers”
artmender: meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST THE ANIMATION ON ASH IS SO GOOD
roughsext: wildchild1969: This is why I only buy organic foods. WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE IN SALT ARE YOU KIDDING ME JESUS CHRIST I HATE FUCKING VEGANS LIKE THIS LET ME JUST ENJOY MY DAMN CONDIMENTS IT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT MCDONALDS IS BAD FOR
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
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laborreguitina: poesiaespanol: Rica comida de mi México. someone make me all of these foods esp. pozole
gayextremebrazil: FUCK ME JESUS CHRIST!
streetlighttraffic: porkot: #HE GETS DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT OH FUCK ME JESUS CHRIST DJSNLJDSNLSKJHN
whitegirlsaintshit: queermobile: delete this KEEP HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN A SET OF STAIRS!
what-is-this-i-dont-even: prettyboyshyflizzy:naturalneeshia: freshest-tittymilk: cosmic-noir: EXPLAIN THIS TO ME EXPLAIN IT WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY???\ Too much grossness in this picset I fucking can’t left colum 3rd down jesus christ its just
blackplayboybunny: lopmon: freelander207: Yo I can’t fucking believe it. Tyler, The Creator came by to Austin’s Coffee where I hang out. He’s actually super chill, he talked to me about the breakup and everything. I’ve never met a famous person
sundrycreations: I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because: I didn’t. I didn’t let myself DARE think it. I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders… because biphobic
deasu: fluero: aeromatic: melonclub: ishxq: coldbliss: her legs tho ^ Jealous = level 10000 jesus christ well fuck
My ankle is still fucked up, but if our lord Jesus Christ permits me and gives us a nice day, I shall be on my board
jennkitty: fitness-fits-me: vegan-vulcan: batmomy: sizvideos: Video With all my heart I cannot respect people who drink and drive. Because it’s 100% preventable and fucking selfish Jesus christ, watch the video, it’s heartbreaking…..their
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing of candles looked like nipples. Jesus fucking christ.
fitness-fits-me: jusdechatte: vegan-vulcan: batmomy: sizvideos: Video With all my heart I cannot respect people who drink and drive. Because it’s 100% preventable and fucking selfish Jesus christ, watch the video, it’s heartbreaking…..their
god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes
isopodde: KICKING YOUR ASS REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE
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I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
hemoluminescent: blacksmith14: togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD never not reblogging this.. I relate to this way too damn much
Me: *Beta reads Tenacity*Me:
stevenuniversequotes: Let me tell you something Mr.Universe.. I think you can do it but it won’t work if you dance like Pearl. You have to dance like you..you have to fuse your way..get open..get honest, invent yourselves together.. *wink* that’s
rose-iii: What the fuck diiid you just fuckiiing say about me, you liiittle biiitch? iii’ll have you know iii graduated top of my class iiin the Navy Seals, and iii’ve been iiinvolved iiin numerous secret raiiids on Al-Quaeda, and iii have over 300
flamingheadphones: Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. It’s a win for women and the LGBT community.Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
wHAT THE FUCK IS THUNDER SUPPOSE TO SOUND SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MY WINDOW JESUS CHRIST
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