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I taught my first class ever today! I overused a few words and I went a little over, but it was a lot of fun! And my students actually seem like a super bright bunch of people. Extremely diverse. And many of which are already active in things

So I’m pretty sure teaching is one of my favorite activities. I know it’s supposed to be, seeing as though I’m in a grad school program for education. But actually being in a classroom as a teacher is an amazing feeling and I want to

linzeestyle: while my prof was setting up for his lecture… …oh my god I’m making a folder like this next time I teach a class with powerpoint. Totally doing this for next activity that I need a laptop hahahahah

Two of my students came out to the class today and the observer didn’t actually have anything to critique and holy shit. I’m teaching and I’m doing it well.

I don’t read Homestuck or anything, but I have to thank it. One of the shyer girls in my class mentioned her liking it in a poem activity and another student piped up that she liked Homestuck, too. They exchanged contact info after class and

donnie when you’re a teacher this is how you should reward your students I ACTUALLY LAUGHED DURING THE ENTIRE VIDEO OH MY GOODNESS. What if I do that the first time I’m having a discussion in the class? I think it’ll really set the

I opened up the sociology textbook I got a copy of from my cooperating teaching, because I’m going to start collecting ideas for lesson plans and stuff. I look at the cover, where everyone’s signed in their text book. There’s four

kawaii-desu-nope: knope4pope: if i was a teacher i’d play this everytime a student was right Invaluable resource for Donnie’s future teaching endeavors

It sounds like I’m not going to go in for the professional day tomorrow. I have not been contacted to go to it and even then, I won’t know who my cooperating teacher is as late as Wednesday. It just really sucks, because I could be helping

I keep freaking out, because I somehow have to work in a bullshit multiple choice quiz into my unit plan. but like… I fucking hate that shit. I don’t want to make students do multiple choice tests. I know they’re bullshit. They know

allegoricalabsurdity: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: orpheusly: This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help. Moe Lisa by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

cracked: Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit. I will forever be ashamed that I am student teaching at a school that forced me to take out the accomplishments of regions outside of Europe during

I’m having this issue where I really love teaching and I want to do it the rest of my life, but the economy sucks and it’s probable that I’ll get super depressed and unemployed and unable to live long enough to actually secure a long

Little things get me through teaching World History, like the fact that Elizabeth I was totally gross and spat on the floor in front of people and all that great, scumbag stuff.

Today I noticed that one of my kids was doodling on a Post-It note during class. I looked over and realized she was writing “DURKA DURK” in fancy font. When I asked her why she was doing it, she just said “I was planning on dropping

I doodled a picture of Armin dressed in devil horns and a latex suit saying “Hello, Jean” with Jean in fairy wings going “H-HAH” today……………………………….

school’s been cancelled in my district. it better fucking snow. way more than the approximated 1-3 inches.

sent my resume to the guy in charge of building safety in my school, because he said he liked me and he wanted to pass the bio along to administrators sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we’ll see how that goes.

iwillmakeyourofl: “In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

charmsandpandas: in the middle school i always compliment the kids when they have stuff like this on sometimes i get this suspicious look like do you like the design or do you know thing

TEACHING THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)

Oh God, my teachers had to dock so many points from my grade in elementary school, because I wrote in cursive/made my text fancy. It became enough of a problem my mom had to approach me about it. It’s actually ridiculous how much of elementary

I feel like I can make a formal announcement now that I got approved by the Board of Ed. I’m happy to say that I will be working at George G. White Middle School this coming school year! If anyone has advice about how to teach seventh grade ancient

I am teaching at a middle school and people are asking me if I’m a student. I know I’m young looking but I don’t think I look like I need to find the sixth grade orientation!

lunch duty is very stressful (hell hath no fury like seven sixth grade girls who want to go to the bathroom when I only have two passes) and the teacher’s lounge is so noisy that I get nervous, but I like teaching so I’ll try my best to deal

I’m pretty sure Exodus is coming out in the middle of my Egypt unit.

I had my kids do an assignment in which they picked a song that described themselves/their summer and so many of these goddamn kids are doing “happy” by pharrell I’m so disappointed.

I think one of the hardest parts of transitioning to a working adult is the fact that I don’t have homework? I mean, I have to plan and stuff like that. Teaching is def a career field that is prep-heavy by nature. But I don’t have to

things I have gone over in my class that weren’t on the curriculum: the ebola epidemic, why the principal keeps skipping “under god” in the pledge of allegiance, the difficulty of domesticating animals, homelessness and its presence

today a kid asked me how christopher columbus was able to eat with wooden teeth. definitely speaks volumes about the handling of social studies curriculum in us schools.

I love tracking the Alexander Hamilton tag during the school year, because you see these waves of teenagers going “oh no he’s hot” depending on where he appears in their social studies curriculum.

people in the teacher’s lounge keep thinking I’m being dedicated to my work by scribbling in a spiral notebook during lunch, but really I’m writing Caesar/Joseph fic.

throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I

I went to my boy’s soccer game today! They got absolutely destroyed (apparently they were up against the hardest team in their league), but I got them to crack a smile at the end of the game. A dad went up to me and thanked me for stopping by,

everyone at my job calls me donnie, except for the principal and my second grade teacher, who is now my colleague. I am entirely okay with this, because I am still in a state of shock that my second grade teacher is my coworker.

I’m grading my quizzes and I have more failing grades, but I also have more As? Is this just the bell curve in action? I’m a baby teacher I can’t tell if I’m fucking up or not.

Today the topic of politics was brought up in the teacher’s lounge and I just wanted to curl up and die, because after being raised in Bergen County I know better than to talk about politics. At one point a co-worker who is trying to get closer

when it rain it pours!!!!!!! figuratively and literally!!!!!!! 1) my department has been just told (halfway through the year) that we’re expected to perform a pretest, teach, and have a project focused on persuasive essays. so I basically have

I think I might have made a friend at work? He’s a sub, but he’s there a lot. He’s super brainweird, too, so we talk about having sensory issues and stuff. We also talked about the finer things in life, like Under Siege 2. He also

today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad, but I decided to not engage when I heard a kid call someone a “dildong” in the hall. I pick my battles, ok?

I have to go to bed, because I have professional development tomorrow while my kids sleep in and enjoy a day off >:( grumble, grumble. at least it’s a half day, because I’m a part-time teacher.

in other news, guess who’s the dramatics director for my school’s production of high school musical.

so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson. this time around I had not one, but two(!!!!) students show up in slings, one of them breaking his collarbone and the other one busting her wrist after slipping on ice yesterday. it also

I had the meeting with the person who observed me! and… well, I think I did all right? I can’t really tell after these. But I still have a job so…????he said that if I was teaching in a junior or senior hs class I’d be eaten

So a bunch of water pipes burst in my school so my classroom in out of commission. the science teacher lost a laptop and all her plans and stuff from the past year. I don’t know the damage of my other people’s stuff. Obviously this want what

pyosmom:me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

I swear to God the only two things that come out of my mouth when I talk to students who aren’t mine is “tie your shoes” and “stop running in the halls.”

I was sitting in my room during another class yesterday and was eavesdropping (as I do). at one point a student was writing a sentence and he wanted the person to be seeing a “bad movie” so he said “I’ll have this person see

ahhh so apparently tomorrow I have to be notified what my contract will be like next year. I’m not terribly worried in terms of having a job, but I don’t know if I’ll be part time or full time.the good news is that the seventh grade is being expanded

apparently the art teacher went up to a guidance counselor today and said “hey, can we have donnie go full time if [he] teaches some enrichment classes?” and the guidance counselor said, “you can’t have donnie, [he’s] got a full load of classes

lord I caught a kid plagiarizing like. I was able to put portions of their essay into google and found them word-for-word. I don’t entirely know what to do, because if I had the energy/didn’t get fucking fired I would make her do it in front of

so as long as the board of ed approves me I have a full-time middle school teaching position this september? so that’s nice.

Also, there was a moment in which the english teacher was calling me to update me about the situation and I was just screaming “LEAVE MY KIDS OUT OF THIS!!!!” while they tossed around in their sleep.

oh! so it’s teacher appreciation week this week! obvs you don’t have to get me anything (although if someone wrote some of my fave trans hcs in action I wouldn’t say no), but try to be kind to the educators in your life!also! consider reaching out

johnnyjoestarrelatable: the Social Anxiety in Elementary School™ Report Card a joy to have in class works well alone needs to come out of their shell needs to participate more in class does not work well with others

voxeterna1:So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well,

vertigoats: thank-you-mrs-loopner: here it is, the most relatable onion article @transaizawa I’m screaming bc I got tagged in this by you and @hardisonparker

It’s spirit week next week and one day is favorite character day and I just can’t tell if going in full cosplay would be an awesome or terrible idea.

I lost out on a job because I “don’t have enough middle school experience” (even tho I taught middle school for a YEAR) so I’m feeling real bummed out, because I’m wondering if that’s a way of saying “You’re too gay to teach middle schoolers”

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