dont you mean assholes
NSFW Tumblr
find dont you mean assholes on porn pin board
dont you mean assholes clips
Don’t you think you’ve watched enough, sissy?Be a good girl and turn around and we’ll let you listen in.
haversackers: What do you mean, you don’t like the taste of my asshole? Of course you do. Now get licking!
musclesgalore55: What do you mean the pink shirt is missing? That’s my fucking lucky shirt, asshole. You have ten minutes to find it. If you don’t, you’ll be locked in the closet for a couple days.
dirtydads-filthyfathers: “Look Son, you gotta understand … I don’t care if your asshole is sore from your Uncle’s visit. I mean, you’ve got a throat don’t you?”
theparanoidbunny: cawnstantheadache: beyoncebeytwice: jesus has risen Merry fucking Christmas it’s really real i just looked it up thank you santa I don’t mean to sound like an asshole on Christmas but….Best present I’ve ever
It is officially the holidays and you know what that means. You guessed it, time to practice that old line art and draw as many things as I can!
You don’t really want to date, do you? Wouldn’t you rather forgo a social life and just lick mean girls’ assholes?
kid-omega: raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
ihatecispeople: Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no
Definitions for today:
lostboys5sos: thetremblingofmyhand: if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF
saevitas: be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
ihatecispeople: Please don’t be mean to freshman. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no
wendiana99: You can’t scrub it off, you just have to paint over it. Don’t forget a good primer. By good primer do you mean the blood of the asshole who painted that?
gaysfinest: I lowkey love the asshole type relationship. You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there’s comfortability. Making fun of each other, calling
canifillyourholes: “I hope you’re ready to be a daddy, asshole! You apparently don’t know what the word ‘ovulating’ means, ” she said sarcastically. “Yes I do, bitch, and I didn’t pull out on purpose. Your job is to get pregnant.
lubberly: llbwwb: Wombat baby ,by anuta (This is actually a possum not a wombat, I don’t mean to sound like an asshole or anything, just thought you should know).
stonedregulus:greyeyedmonster-18:(not yucking someone else’s yum applies to other things, not just kinks.)literally. just because you don’t like taylor swift doesn’t mean you need to be an asshole today 👍🏻
do-not-feed-the-drug-child: pipius: That is mean and a good idea The writer of this note needs a note of their own on their car that reads: “You ARE an asshole, please don’t reproduce”
keetme234: I hope you don’t think this is over you dirty little black bitch. Just cause I squirt a little spunk on you doesn’t mean I’m done. In fact, hold those fat brown cheeks apart and let me get a look at your tight virgin asshole while I
girlbosssukeban:cornitude:bitmemisoykuler:Vestida para dominar Well, your laughable locked cock will never ever get to fuck any ass or pussy anymore. But what would you pay me to kiss my asshole? What do you mean, you don’t have any money?! Well,