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“Please fuck me again, Daddy?” “Shut up, dummy, you don’t deserve my Cock and you know it. You used to be my favourite busty cocksucker. You were on your way to becoming my alpha. And you ruined it by trying to grow your tits
“What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt" I miss you, ’ll miss you. Please don’t stop of shivering the world with convulsive and contemplative
So I was walking home today and decided to ask myself a question, Do sirens sometimes become friends with some of the pirate ghosts they drown? Probably not but I wanted to draw it anyway
hungryhomos: sausagewithgirth: Dear Mom and Dad,College is great. I am meeting new friends and learning new skills. I am becoming very popular. In fact my new friends invite me to parties every night of the week. Don’t worry about me partying
gn-a: “Winning does not make me feel good. My Team B friends don’t even go to school so they can absorb themselves in practicing all night through blood and sweat. Rather, if we only had one road, we could all simply dream of becoming the winner.
avatarstateyipyip: friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
teenssfromhell: pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever
laxxus: Cana Alberona (ep. 212): I don't care if i can't become an S class wizard... I don't care if I can't tell my father how i feel...That's how much... I want to protect my friends! I don't need anything else! Just as long as everyone else is safe!
weedpeacelovecraft: gandalfexmachina: Okay I need input team. College AU Fili/Kili fic. It an become “try to fix their relationship and form a dirty basement show band” or “try to fix their relationship with dirty basement parties.” Make
What if I just become Bilbo. Like, a very queer Bilbo. And I just stomp around my dining room when my cishet friends are over and yell, “There are far too many cishets in my dining room as it is!”
When is it an inappropriate time to quote The Room?
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bokdongie: Do I have to take all my clothes off in front of all these people I don’t know?You need to. You need to take them off in order to have a bath. In Korea, men should take a bath together for them to become real friends.
broadcasted-idiocy: Gender is a human construct that Cybertronians don’t need to adhere to
If you’re over at someone’s house and their pet suddenly becomes violently ill, don’t constantly talk about what your pets have experienced unless the information has some sort of relevance to the situation. Chances are they don’t
gaystoriesporn: Str8 to Bitch I still don’t know how this happened exactly. I’ve been straight my entire life but somehow, because of one crazy night, I’ve become the bottom bitch for all my friends. Let me explain how. My name is Drew. About
sugarspun: apriliciate: merricat: bodyparts I thought this was a fucking joke when my friend showed me. same here. i don’t have any idea, how come this list become alice in wonderland ost um wat *sob*
When people reblog everything I reblog I begin silently loving them and we start becoming friends though they don’t know it shh you’re my friends you have no choice
arythusa: This matches up perfectly with a conversation I had with my friend Reyna from yesterday. Reyna: I know I’m not Catholic, I just want to become a nun! Me: But you don’t actually believe any of the THINGS that a nun would believe… . Reyna:
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the-mister-lestrange: “More than just friends, they’ve become like brothers. Or sisters, I don’t know. In fact, I don’t see them like normal boys. I mean that I cannot imagine me going out with one of them. For me, they are like my best friends.
treetopview:You know what I’m just learning, and I don’t know who else needs to hear this but it’s not cheating to make things manageable for yourselfI’m very dyslexic but I love baking, and packet mixes have become my best friend,
I love tenderly and warmly, but my love requires friendship. That’s why I want good friends, I try to be sociable, and sympathetic toward people. Until this dissatisfaction comes over me-you don’t know what I’m talking about. Then I become moody,
emmacdwatson: “More than just friends, they’ve become like brothers. Or sisters, I don’t know. In fact, I don’t see them like normal boys. I mean that I cannot imagine me going out with one of them. For me, they are like my best friends. I can
