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Dinner is in the oven!!!

Time to FEAST!!!

Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs over toast!!!

I’m up and dressed at 4pm. Here’s my first meal of the day.

gaytchie replied to your photo: I’m up and dressed at 4pm. Here’s my first meal of… a nutritious part of this complete breakfast Heres the nutritious part!!

I once got a frozen pizza with no toppings except for a little sauce on the edge of one side. the rest was just the dough

Ash says: “Lucky Charms, a nutritious part of this complete breakfast”

WHAT IS THIS COOKIE MY MOM GOT ME?!!! IT HAS CHOCOLATE CHIPS ANMD MANDMS AND PEANUT BUTTER AND AN OREO FUCKING COOKING INSIDE IT!!!

You've got me fucked up

timeswontchange: This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

someone once said "burn my dread," babe

WHERE DOES MY MOM KEEP GETTING THESE HUGE COOKIES?!!!

fuckyeahfatvegans: snarfysees: fuckyeahlaughters: World’s largest pizza box serves up to 70 people More like 1 people.

Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M cookies my aunt made and brought over and grabbed like 15 of them. Its ok though because my mom will think my dad took them and my dad will think my mom took them and no one will really care.

shakingfoodgifs: hoooottt pocckkeetttts

shakingfoodgifs: grilled cheese

shakingfoodgifs: follow shakingfoodgifs! “I like to make pancakes, they are so very tasty, I could eat them all day, because they’re so very tasty” -GIR2007

I’m feeling the same way today too, pizza

oldsportyspice: jacobtheloofah: 9gag: I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life. are you a wizard it’s like a sun i bet this pancake could sustain life

buttpilgrim: lauraheartstaxes: Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME. SUPER USEFUL

IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!

MMM. Popcorn and pancakes: first meal of the day.

theheartmaid: cupofcarrots: brolarosa: chocolate CHOCOLATE

sushiowl: morbidamusement: cupofcarrots: brolarosa: chocolate CHOCOLATE Did someone say… chocolate?

Just finished cooking dinner!! Chef boyardee on toast!!!

When I eat swiss rolls, I like to suck the filling out from both sides, then peel of the hard chocolate layer with my teeth and eat that next, then unroll the rest and lick the cream filling out and finally eat the rest of the chocolate cake part.

ryeou: how to: 「chespin cookies」

john-is-dollywood: thedailywhat: Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs. [cosbysweaters] This is the first time that candy corn has ever actually looked like corn to me and I need a minute to process this

fructose can suck my dick

*casually eats a loaf of Italian bread thats been sitting out for 2 days*

I just ate like 30 of the big tootsie rolls and I have a pizza with breadsticks in the oven and I sorta spoiled my appetite for the pizza. Gonna eat it anyway!

@ snowpoint-city now!!

$Its 4am, I’m completely sober, dressed like Ash Ketchum and I just got back upstairs after eating a box of lean pockets and ½ a box of cap'n crunch.$

Its 4am, I’m completely sober, dressed like Ash Ketchum and I just got back upstairs after eating a box of lean pockets and ½ a box of cap'n crunch.

*casually eats bag of mini marshmellows*

sarahjane-and-thedoctor: [pancake intensifies]

What have you got there, Ash? Habanero potato chips!!! They don’t look that hot! How bad could they be? Chomp! WAGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH Maybe they’re a little hot after all

nintend-hoe: i’m in love

Bring revolution to the universe!

pxlbyte: Pixelated Zelda Cookies I love when the people that make cool things on the internet actually go through the trouble of showing us how they did it. Read More

I left the pizza in the oven for a little too long because I’m playing The Four Swords. oops.

vagisodium: THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

iheartnintendomucho: Real Life Poke Puffs will make you drool Pokefan and redditor Shnowflake has taken the Gen 6 Poketreats and turned them into real life edibles. I would devour each and every one of these faster than a Snorlax that just woke up from

prguitarman: Dinner is ready

kotakucom: Real-life Poké Puffs. Delicious.

mummyshark: Experts suggest stocking a variety of canned foods in case of emergency. I trust the hell out of them.

tluke22: Where have you been all my life?!?!?

I forgot to go to the store after work for food and I have no pizza here :( Gonna have to make a special trip.

….aaannnddd I am now home with pizza. Just gotta cook it!

Pizza is in the oven! Gonna get a shower while it cooks! I also got a jar of that apple pie moonshine someone at work makes!!!

PPPIIIIIZZZZAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.

autisticsouda: reblog if #same

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