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Lee is fat, ugly, and doesn’t have a girlfriend. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have needs that must be met, so he finds a prostitute to bring home. Mei Lin, the prostitute, is pretty and very sexy. Let’s see what happens next. Check out
quantumsatis: Of course not, but it’s not the fact that it’s not my hand that doesn’t make it the same. It’s the fact that my eyes are not probing your depths while this happens. curiouspirate: It’s not quite the same.
damselsandothersexyness: Showing skin isn’t a necessity for me, but that doesn’t mean I don’t marvel at it when it does happen.
Relationships only fail if you don't try. You need patience. People just want an automatic love story, but it doesn't happen that way. You have to put in effort. pull your end of the rope, and if you truly love the person, you'll go out of your way to
youarenotyourwallet: I’m free… but I don’t know where I belong. I long for a place that doesn’t exist, I long for a presence that was never there and I long for a love that in all probabilities won’t happen. We’ve been lied to our entire
damnitsbig: hessomuchbigger2: She told you size didn’t matter to her and she believed it. But that was because she’d never had a big one. But you convinced her to try one night and this happened. She’ll never think size doesn’t matter again.
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
alwaysbewoke: everyjourneylove: samurai-ko: loganmcowen: xaldien: loganmcowen: Of fucking course What sick bastard doesn’t “You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped”
See Kamala? Carol doesn’t care about you, or anything, the only thing she cares is that “she is right” not only that, but there was all those “red flags” telling you that doing this was a bad idea, but you still did, and you put your friends
shelikeshairbands: True confession time: Chris Harder is not my type. Love his blog. Think he’s totally hilarious. But he doesn’t do a thing for me. It happens, nbd. But this scene with Felix Warner is so ridiculously hot, that I have watched it
subgirlygirl: 18 Signs That He’s the (Dominant) Man For You It’s been a long and dusty road, but it’s finally happened! You’ve met a great guy who - dare I say it out loud? - could possibly be The One™. But how do you know? Compatibility doesn’t
pressurepride: sirfrogsworth: “But Obama did a bad thing too!” Agreed. Now that I’ve acknowledged that, can we please stop the bad thing currently happening that doesn’t require a time machine to fix? that’s an old soviet propaganda technique
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
Sometimes, you just need to get sucked off without any expectation of reciprocation, and without asking for it.
rointheta:“Guess it’s just the two of us now,” she says, but the furrow doesn’t leave his brow.“Rose, what’s happening?” he asks, and the fear in his voice ripples through her core.By the time the Torchwood zeppelin arrives he doesn’t
queenandsavior: “You know, there’s not a ton about my father that I remember that doesn’t suck. But he used to tell me that there are no coincidences. Everything that happens, happens by design, and there’s nothing we can do about it; forces
Was suuuuper pumped for a coffee date this morning. But, work stuff came up for him so we had to take a rain check. I understand, but that doesn’t keep me from being a slightly bummed little.
brocialist: friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can make money and live
renaissanceofchaos: Took awhile but the animation I promise for my patreon is finally done (kinda shitty that patreon doesn’t allowed .mp4 uploads).The original idea was to make fully hand drawn animation but alot of things happen last year (salary
thedonn: publicthenprivate: How she looks in public, then how she looks in private… ok now i don’t believe this is the same girl…. tit size is completely different in a bikini??? that doesn’t happen but that naked girl is a solid fuckable
I’m going to need to shut my window if that helicopter doesn’t stop circling the area (its so loud) but its hot so I don’t want to do that
Maybe “everything and everyone changes” doesn’t mean that the characters are actually changing but that we’ll learn something big and shocking (like the Gem origin or their purpose on earth or what happened to all of them) that will change our
pumpknseed: practicing my linguistics… *_* click for translations into english… sorry it doesn’t make tons of sense, but that’s what happens when you only know different parts of every language…
Like, everytime anything even remotely bad-ish happens in fandom, everyone falls all over themselves panicking and yelling that the show will be cancelled because of it. It doesn’t really work like that, there’s VERY few things that get a
scribblekin: Been hanging onto this for ages, the plan was to figure out editing some fraps footage into a speed draw vid to post w/ this, but that doesn’t seem like it’s gonna happen anytime soon so here’s just the pic by itself -I really loved
jordan-reet: It didn’t hurt, it was alittle messy I won’t lie about that, but hurting was the last thing that happened. It felt great. If it does or doesn’t happen on the boat I’m still going to be wishing I could hold you in my arms when Im
americas-restoration: armedandgayngerous: brocialist: friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit
whadupjamieboy: If it’s meant to happen, it’s gonna happen. But if it doesn’t happen, then obviously God doesn’t want that shit in your life.
mashamorevna: “A mother doesn’t wake up one morning not loving her son. Do you get that? The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ll love you more and more. And you’ll be the one loving me less and less, but life works that way. We deal with
“Your people voted for this?”If you look closely, you can see how infinitely more offended Lexa is that Clarke didn’t believe in Aden’s worth as her spiritual successor.
sfcoffeeguy: Just a higher level of NSA fun that you can’t reach by yourself. Part 1 - 2 egg vibrators fighting it out inside him, then the external silver stick. He can barely contain himself. He thinks he’s going to cum, but that doesn’t happen
kingofbeartraps: shigatsuchama: THIS WAS THE BIGGEST FORESHADOWING EVER AND WE FUCKING MISSED IT AND WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT HE DIED FOR WE DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED WE DON’T KNOW EITHER BABY I’M SO SORRY
elessir:One of my favorite things about Netflix’s Castlevania is that it’s a dark, gritty adult show that doesn’t use rape and sexual assault. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fine to enjoy shows that happen to have that sort of content. But personally
open-plan-infinity: brocialist: friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can
godshideouscreation:You’ll never be the person that you used to be before that thing happened, but that doesn’t mean you can’t fall in love with the person you are today.
submittohispits:aospinad: “we all have some bad habits that we consider not that bad, but we actually know they are!! mine is related with armpits 😬Many boys sweat can smell very bad but I consider that it doesn’t happen to me, unless I haven’t
disneylandsprincess: Felt like showing my body a little love today. Never show this much skin, but I felt beautiful. And that doesn’t happen that much.
turbo-kitty: my cleavage was doing this nice thing where there’s actually some space between my boobs. which I realize is a ridiculous thing to be excited about but that doesn’t usually happen they’re usually pretty squished together very nice
ghxxst: you know when you love someone so much and you just want it to be you and them forever and ever but that doesn’t happen and it makes you all jealous and clingy and you just want to cry all the time so you decide to not care about them anymore
thisistheageofmiracles: i think a lot of people ignore the fact that just because something is technically illegal doesn’t mean it doesnt still happen, example: yes it’s illegal to fire a disabled person for being disabled but that doesn’t mean
marygreenman: So, I found this video that puts all the puzzle prices together. It’s a little.old but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to play the games again. In case you’re wondering, Aqua is my favorite. Birth By Sleep also happens to be my
beautiella: “If it’s meant to be, it will happen. But that doesn’t mean you won’t have to work for it.”
wnq-writers: “I always thought that you had to know someone for a long time to be able to fall in love. But one thing I learned is that love doesn’t work like that. Love can happen anytime anywhere with anyone and while one least expects it. It happened
beautyandbeast2015: ufukorada: “He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.” ― Leo Tolstoy 4u That happens sometimes doesn’t it? 💜
Things can't last forever, but that doesn't make them any less wonderful while they're happening.
dancetilyouredead: thoroughlybaffled: nopantss: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
its funny how often ppl mistake my Nepeta for either Meulin or the Discipleand i’m just likeok but if anything, one thing that both Meu and Disciple have that Nepeta doesn’t is long hair that should kinda help be the first clue dont'cha think
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4411k:don’t be frustrated when you see no results after trying. you may be struggling but that doesn’t mean you’re failing and things will happen at exactly the time they are supposed to
I love when I have an uncomfortable dream, I wake up and say ‘hah, I hope that doesn’t happen again’ go back to sleep, and then it DOES happen again but more intensely and now i feel terrible lov it
fireferretfuzzies: You know, I never imagined something so bad would happen to Korra. Stuff like this doesn’t happen to main characters. They might get hurt, sure, but it’s never something so traumatic or something that isn’t dismissed almost immediately
