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laotk: Release, But Don’t Touch! Let him out to masturbate, but make it impossible or extremely difficult to for him to touch himself directly.  Give him rubber kitchen gloves or lock oven mitts on to him that he must use to masturbate while you stand
Odd, but clearly not impossible. You might think something else. If anything this proves that sexual identity doesn’t dictate sexual orientation.
This is from the manga Kasane which is about a girl who is very ugly and gets bullied because of it but what makes it worse is that her mom is a beautiful and famous actress. After her mother dies she receives a tube of lipstick that can switch her face
Slim-hipped Russian cutie that was popular about 4 years ago with a cock and balls manip’ed to her crotch. I think her stage name was Natasha, Naughty Natasha, but that would be impossible to find now, the name is so common.
boysgettingyouoff: http://boysgettingyouoff.tumblr.com/ I wish I could do this. I would all the time. I could lick the tip when I was skinny but that has been impossible for years.
Timothy Logan | ClevelandI grew up pretty landlocked, so I get excited about beaches and lakes in such a way that anyone who’s ever lived on a coast will never understand. You can’t tell in the photo, but as this was taken I was enjoying some
Annabelle moaned and writhed on the floor. Her tits ballooned, her hair lightened and lengthened, her waist shrunk to an impossible size, but none of that matter. All that mattered was His will. And He willed her to cum.
theycallhimcake: Dunno about you, but I’m okay with the sort of outfits Nicole picks out for Cass. Luckily the store carried that one impossible bra. owo
alizabug: finding an art style isnt about finding a set of appealing symbols and never deviating, it’s about learning new symbols all the time! that’s not always easy, but it’s impossible to learn to draw without doing this. that’s why having
My impossible, never-gonna-happen fantasy is for there to be a Silent Hill remake made with the same amount of love that the FF7 remake seems to be made with
weddingred: i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
As impressive as it is that someone flinching at explosions can feel so impossibly wrong, I think I’m ready for the fantastic adventures of Sim!Shaw to come to a close.
marniewrite: NaNo is a pretty big deal this time of year and it can be a lot to deal with. For a bunch of us, 50k in a month can seem daunting. Impossible, even. I just want to remind you guys that you are allowed to go at your own pace. Writing should
elenamanetta: I like to give myself impossible goals that I can’t meet and then be disappointed when I can’t meet them. But that just means when I am finally able to do it, I’ll be the most impressive person alive.
Finding out my overdraft in an account that it should be IMPOSSIBLE to overdraft is fucking annoying as shit. And apparently I’ve been overdrawn for almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS.I set up that account specifically with the limits of if I dont have the
yamappe: “All you can do is practice Practice not to get attached to life. Not falling in love, not looking at newborn babies. Thinking at the morgue, that sooner or later it will be over for everyone. — But in the end, that’s impossible.”
noncommited-writer: geekinglikeaboss: Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference
jodansboredum:Hope they’re not repeats, but that’s almost impossible to prevent these days.
lordaardvarksfm: strayasfm: [WIP] - Ride on Moxxi Like I said, i’m posting WIPs from now on, in the event that projects don’t get finished I originally wanted to do a butt tower but given the models deformation it rendered that idea impossible.
t3chn0ir: ‘What do you think is the best, a game you think you can finish, but never do, or a game that seems impossible to win, but isn’t?’ Avalon (2001)
cigartop: BENNY G: THE WORST (BUT HOTTEST) FAKE RAPE VICTIM IN THE HISTORY OF GAY PORN? You can call us insensitive bastards, but it’s impossible to believe that Benny G would ever utter the words “Stop trying to rape me!“ or deny a well-equipped
mgthejerkbender: there’s nothing more painful than shipping a ship that could so easily be canon and isn’t but there’s like this slight glimmer of hope that it might one day be canon so you keep holding onto that hope but it only causes more pain
“What do you use for this place in this game to complete it?”“Well I use (a unit that’s not exactly the easiest to get, but not entirely impossible)–”“YEAH WELL WE DON’T HAVE THAT YOUR ADVICE IS NOW INVALID.”
rointheta: I know some people see the mortgage scene in The Impossible Planet as the Doctor rejecting Rose, but that’s not what I see at all. He never tells her no. No, he nods repeatedly, gives her a nervous look, swallows and says “anyway",
rointheta: I know some people see the mortgage scene in The Impossible Planet as the Doctor rejecting Rose, but that’s not what I see at all. He never tells her no. No, he nods repeatedly, gives her a nervous look, swallows and says “anyway”, ducking
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Everyone in this neighborhood just sets off super loud fireworks constantly at all hours of the day, like middle of the night or smack in the middle of the day and they’re just impossibly loud and shake the house and fireworks aren’t even
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
chaumas-deactivated20230115:somestorythoughts:chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:I love caves as a horror theme but I HATE when there are things in the caves. Horror writers utterly ruin cave stories by not realizing that the cave
lumos5001: onna4: how to blow up fandom in 6 minutesha that’s imposs… okay but in a few seconds this is just ridicul… this is the fandom that got excited about a pic of David Tennant’s shoes
lindsaylohanthony: but that’s impossible
honestly i don’t understand why people don’t consider mercy/zen combo esp when the enemy has a zarya or genji
Did she mean my hands... or me? But that's impossible. [1/2]
mancameron: you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however i still have no fucking
AHHHH MY VOL. 15 POSTCARDS CAME!!!!I was tempted to collect them all, but that proved an impossible task…I'm more than thrilled that I at least got Ogaki Books’ “Ackerman Duel” fake entry ticket one, though :DETA (May 2016): More
fuku-shuu: AHHHH MY VOL. 15 POSTCARDS CAME!!!! I was tempted to collect them all, but that proved an impossible task…I'm more than thrilled that I at least got Ogaki Books’ “Ackerman Duel” fake entry ticket one, though :D ETA (May 2016): More
spindashes: everyone needs to watch this pls
laotk: Release, But Don’t Touch!Let him out to masturbate, but make it impossible or extremely difficult to for him to touch himself directly. Give him rubber kitchen gloves or lock oven mitts on to him that he must use to masturbate while you stand
triliv:For most people, we often marvel at the beauty of a sunrise or the magnificence of a full moon, but it is impossible to fathom the magnitude of the universe that surrounds us.
zedasaysdudealot: thatsonofamitch: Remember when everyone was giving more than two shits about that internet petition to tell the obama administration WE DON’T WANT CISPA? Lot of good that did, and by “lot” I mean none. CISPA recently, and shamelessly,
sha-sha-shroom: i noticed there are not very many people who draw Armin with muscles (maybe im just missing them??) but i think its impossible for him to not have muscles ya know?
fizzy-dog: kosher-delhi: fizzy-dog: kosher-delhi: fizzy-dog: y’all love to say kojima is a crazy man who makes convoluted games but have you heard of takeshi kitano Ah yes, Takeshi’s Challenge. The game that is impossible to play unless you have
naughty-aunt: For months Deborah tried to get her slutty niece to behave. But it was impossible to tame that wild college girl. So instead Deborah encouraged her, providing guidance, and training in her own way. Now they were both very content.
starjumps-blog: “If you want something that sounds impossible, I say do it. If you don’t have what you want, you can’t go through life blaming people. It sounds simplistic, but you have to pave your own way and never blaming others.”
spookyphoque: stop for just one second. think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation.
insta-incest: I think it’s probably physically impossible to swallow all of my brother’s huge cock. But that doesn’t stop me from trying!
sissy-maker: Sissy-Maker Where Boys become Girls I would say that it would be impossible to wake up in a cute outfit like that if I wasn’t wearing it when I went to sleep, but that’s the least of my problems 😔
earthtogrounders: everyone-hearts-it: earthtogrounders: I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend But boys don’t get periods??? lol
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hairywives3: That ass looks like its been slapped a little, but that furry pussy is impossible to resist. Hairy backside
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
I have a reallllly strong desire to dye my hair a light orangish yellow or pastel pink orange color, because of fall, but that’s impossible right now. Also pink is the only color I have not dyed my hair yet. I’m over cool tones. :c
sexualwoman1971: audioman1108:herwildfantasies: You thought you knew what was going to happen when you walked into the hotel…..you had a plan. But that plan was impossible to orchestrate once you were tied to the bed. From that point forward,
It’s probably impossible to find someone perfect for you. Someone who turns you on, shares your interests in & out of bed, who compliments you in ways that make your partnership perfect.But that’s okay! You just find the best one you can,
Wanna finger and eat some pussy and give orgasms just wanna know what’s that’s like Like is it really to much to ask for? :/
scarlett-reds: I always told you how scared I was that you were gonna leave me, you always said that was impossible you could never leave. But here we are and you’ve left, does that mean everything else you said was a lie to?
charliechastity:It’s probably impossible to find someone perfect for you. Someone who turns you on, shares your interests in & out of bed, who compliments you in ways that make your partnership perfect.But that’s okay! You just find the
I need to go to sleep but im so fluttered that chapter 51 is about to come out that its impossible to close my eyes