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“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.
lelymypiilo: senoritacumberbatch: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking
Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was
Aug, this took FAR too long to make, but I think it was worth it. ANYWAYS, NES JASON, WHOOO! What’s not so whooo though was the actual game made by (to quote AVGN here) Laughing Joking Numb-nuts.
justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good
hersubmissiveside: bikergirlysue:Bah Ha Ha Ha. I actually get this joke. Well, it’s not soppose to be a joke but it could be. For those of us with a witty sense of humor. Lol!
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
29.See? Undyne just doesn’t barge into people’s homes. I’d make a “But nobody came” joke here but..you know.
immortanjill: I know I’m laughing and joking - but this whole purge is genuinely affecting everyone. More than the folks who did smut for hire. More than the lewd gif sets. More than not actually fixing the bot problem – This algorithm is flagging
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fatui-harbingers:fatui-harbingers:Hi, you can’t call yourself a feminist if you hate men. I know we all joke about hating men and being done with them but that’s about their behavior as influenced by the patriarchy not actually hating all
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
twentyfaces: lydiallisaac: protectbuckybarnesatallcosts: The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead #FAV#A FAV BECAUSE THEY’RE ACTUALLY GAY#SO ITS NOT A ”HAHA GAY” JOKE
tikkunolamorgtfo: yehudigorl: i hope donald trump looks into the sun today I reblogged this because I thought it was an amusing joke and then he went and did the thing, because 2017 is not really a year but actually some French art student’s performance
With all the idiotic pics and comics touting that DWM BS, has anyone other than JJ himself made a decent counter-comic? Not just one mimicking/joking about it, but actually something serious to point out how much BS it is? If not, someone really should.
savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
sc010f: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders (true for all Gems really but
breastforce: artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders
I’d like there to be an episode where the Gems wear suits. Like, in canon. But also I think if they actually did it might kill me. It is a gamble. Willing to risk it though
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
bustysister: My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder
murderwhitepeople: onlyblackgirl: petitsirena: WHITE FEMINISM White people. You think this is a joke but this is their actual thought process Let’s be more clear. Most white people sadly have this thought process, but not all. Just as bad
samuelvasnormandy: stopheterophobia: By the way guys, this is actually NOT A JOKE this is on the HAM facebook page I checked (Some people were saying that it isn’t on there and it is, go look for yourself) But okay, this one is just going a little
umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”
dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show
tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes
drstanky: queenbean03:hypable: Time to let it go? ‘Frozen 2’ is not actually in development This seems like a joke, but the Frozen directors actually have no plans to continue the franchise after Frozen Fever. THANK YOU GOD
drstanky:queenbean03:hypable: Time to let it go? ‘Frozen 2’ is not actually in development This seems like a joke, but the Frozen directors actually have no plans to continue the franchise after Frozen Fever. THANK YOU GOD deconfirmed
setheverman: setheverman: when your boss tells a dumb offensive joke but you really need the job posting this was honestly the worst thing i’ve ever done. not only do people think that’s my actual unedited face, but several people have sent me messages
turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
sad-empty-lost: I want to have a real friend, not just to text but to actually spend time with, to laugh and joke with….I’ve never had that before
stylishirish: stylishirish: “hey can we go in your room" "no" "why not" y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
glumshoe: glumshoe: Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.” Robot: “I am already very funny.” Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny
crimegoku:thyrell:tlirsgender:I love the wet moon jokes but I would like to remind you that the water they found is frozen in case you guys aren’t like, reading actual articles about it. Still Very Cool! But not liquids *puts away my bendy straw
childrentalking: artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
Joke’s on you , person who went rifling through my purse in the locker room! I have no money and my cc is empty haaaahaha! But thanks for not actually stealing andything and only making me paranoid you piece of shit :)
artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders (true for all
jandjob: #the joke is on you styles #you can’t play this game#look at how he does every single thing so very carefully#’yes lets turn the couch upside down but make sure i’m not actually breaking anything’#’the clothes will be put on the floor
sherbies: sherbies: these jokes are still funny right probably not (more book 2 comics - 5/14) #NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT BRYKE NOT ONLY SAW THIS #BUT THAT IT WAS SHOWN AT AN ACTUAL MEETING #HASHTAG GODBLESS (via)
