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Sorry for posting a meme but this is too funny. If you’ve been on the internet more than 5 minutes you know that interracial is code for “black guy with a non black girl”. Yet pic related happens to me all the time (especially on twitter)

bobqdevil: complete-the-caption: publicswitch: Need to get you a wand.x You can have mine. OK, it’s technically his to torture me with. But I’m motivated to part with the evil thing. Hmmmm well if that happens I suppose I’ll just have to put

For those you don’t know, You see, when some one bites on your nipples, or pinches or otherwise pulls them, the first feeling is: That F%cking HURTS! But then, something curious happens. Ya see, if you just let go right then, only the pain will

babygirlphonesex: Sorry, but if that happened to me every time I came, I think I’d be afraid to masturbate alone! That’s like something out of “The Ring”! Who wants to be her orgasm buddy? Hmm… come to think of it, maybe she could qualify

For the longest time I thought that feeling less with every break up is a bad thing. As if I just get dulled down, “used to the pain”. I thought that I was just becoming more empty with every tragic or sad thing that happens to me.But that’s not

awharrys: awharrys: awharrys: why does the sun look like a ceiling light i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me not a scientist, but if the

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The

pearlmarley: a-calmer-vibe: why is this happening to me? what is this teaching me? Perfect As long as op doesn’t mean this for like… Actual terrible stuff then it’s a good mindset, otherwise it’s just telling people to not

odinsblog: Black men arrested for the “crime” of quietly sitting in a Starbucks. If anything like this ever happens to me—it was probably a white person who called the police in the first place—but I hope that white people would stand up and

collectingrobins:Who needs a Bat-plane when you’ve got a friendly alien BFF/personal chauffeur?(I’ve lost track of the Tumblr posts that got me laughing about this concept but feel free to add a link if you happen to know the ones I’m talking about.)

This never happened to me, but I’m imagining the dialogue that could occur if this happened to roommates.

gingerhaze: I’m worried the same thing will happen to me if I watch it even though I don’t like werewolf things and I have never liked werewolf things and I don’t see any reason I would like it I told that to a friend and he said “but there’s

littlemixbutts: just a friendly reminder that if there’s anything you ever want me to tag please let me know like your comfort is very important to me if i happen to be apart of your blogging experience and if i post anything that does happening to

demoiselledefortune: Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I’ll give you either (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon(b) a reason he/she sucks© a reason he/she is awesomecakes(d) five things that never happened to that

rainiacrossing:ps, allegedly tumblr is reblogging 50 shades promos onto people’s blogs beyond their control(i don’t currently have proof but in case it’s true), so if that happens here, know that it’s NOT me(like hell i support that gross shit)

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sinbadism: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I

anons: I wish we talked moreme: just send me a hi I don’t biteanons: *never contacts me again*

If I stop talking to you or block you after something negative happens between us you do not continue to message me and get your friends to message me when I don’t respond to that. If you have been told why i’m not willing to talk to you anymore you

damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK

damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK

journalistmeow-deactivated20140: - Listen, whatever happens to me, this started out as an assignment but it became something more. - That would be so much easier to believe if you weren’t in handcuffs right now.

Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head

teamzayn: get to know me meme: [1/10] musicians: lorde “I put on a suit and I’m like, ‘I’m a badass!’ And that to me is my daring. But if it happened to be a bra and undies that made me feel that way, why deny yourself that? In a world that

That Boy With Glasses

piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that happens, I flatten the whole thing.

vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next

makemesquirm replied to your post:Hrmm… I would start by changing your theme. It has happened to me before, and that seemed to do the trick. :-) seems like a weird/random fix lol. but if it works, who am i to argue XD

i feel really restless right now because i really want to dye my hair pink but i’m not really sure what’s gonna happen after i do that because my family is the type to start drama no matter what. i mean like. it’s my hair and i

nebulousnoiz replied to your post: hipstermink asked:ok but what abo…i want this to happen in yandere clears fuck dungeon. without limb hacking. but still super yandere and overfucking aoba till he cant think and begs for cockokay but pls consider

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stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she

lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there

erens-jaeger-bombs: Hey Annie… That move… Teach me, too.I dunno… These techniques are used for humans. I don’t think you’d have any use for them. But… I am interested to see if they work on beasts. Who will it be… ?

amarilloo: amarilloo: ashelisms: piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that

nordicfairy: dark & dreary morning. it has been a tough few days, but i do have some good things that happened to tell you about, tumblr. ✿ ♥ ♥ if you like and reblog my pictures, please, please consider helping me pay for a life-affirming

Period feels that don't get talked about enough

phantomoftheparadise: Anyway if someone comes to you and tells you that they’re being abused, don’t “talk to their abuser” without their consent. Like… that seems obvious but I’ve seen it happen and had it happen to me personally and it’s

coaztal:Not to be dramatic but being gay is the best thing that’s happened to me and I would be a worse person if I was straight !

wtfmargot: frozensky86: remember-itsgoddamnelectric: iamjackiemate: I sooo want a corset but i have a fear that i’ll suffocate myself with my boobs. =/ Reblogging because reasons. That happens to me if I sit down wearing a corset, haha Me too.

naivehazel: “Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.” - Elvis Presley

I sometimes find it honestly frustrating that people care about me. “I care about you”, “I would be really hurt if something happened to you”, “I love you”- all these are great but that just makes it hurt more when

the-girl-you-forgot-to-love: YOU INSIST ON STILL BEING BROKEN BUT DARLING BROKEN IS A WAY OF LIFE AND THE WAY YOU KEEP GETTING UP IN THE MORNING IS AN ARTFORM THAT IM DYING TO WATCH HAPPEN.

kangaya: do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

strangeparker: destroya-phan: strangeparker: tbh if this happened to me idk if i’d even be mad that’s funny But wouldn’t buying these separately be more expensive???

Would you even care if I dissapeared? Probably not considering I’m such a horrible person apparently. So with that I’m just gonna go, idk where, but it will be far far from here. I honestly don’t even care what happens to me anymore.

mitzi-may: s-sapphire: wtfmargot: frozensky86: remember-itsgoddamnelectric: iamjackiemate: I sooo want a corset but i have a fear that i’ll suffocate myself with my boobs. =/ Reblogging because reasons. That happens to me if I sit down wearing

pinupp: antonbomb: satireforhiree: FOREVER REBLOG. Shit is tooo funny. This is so fucked up, lol I laughed so fucking hard..but srsly if this happened to me i would catch that fool..That’s fucked up. “/ i’m dying in laughter too, but really

vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!”

dana-duchovny:Idk if this is a positive thing or not, but one thing that happened to me since I first watched OFMD is that I am no longer satisfied by the queerbaity will they-won’t they shit that happens in most of the media I consume. I’ve been

naivehazel: “Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.” - Elvis Presley

I always see posts made by younger artists that they’re bummed because they have an inconsistent art style and I can understand that frustration because it happens to me still, like if I try to draw something in one style but then it comes out in a

also, i do understand that its frustrating to want to draw something and it doesn’t seem to come out, im sympathetic, trust me, it happens to me daily but you have to PRACTICE, all the time everyday if you canif you’re serious about drawing and wanting

sexyamerazncpl: xjxjxdeux: Good Saturday morning to you! Coffee in bed? 🍩😍🍩 Good morning to you, Beautiful! That’s very sweet but I don’t do coffee. I’ll head that way if you happen to have pumpkin or cinnamon munchkins for me though!

I hate those days where I just feel so unwanted and so unappreciated, like if somthing would happen to me who would care And I know it’s wrong to think that cause it “isn’t true” but once I get put in that mindset it’s hard

mylittleguiltypleasure: sinfulyearning: Standing on your tiptoes for that chance to feel my lips on yours. I would so love this. Sometimes I wish I was shorter. Not that height is that big of a deal, but if you happen to be extra tall like 6’3”+

sad-blowjob7: 7 months later I can’t decide if you’re the best Thing that happened to me or The worst? I want to be back in your arms but I don’t want you to touch my skin I want to kiss you with my eyes but I don’t want to see your

What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….

um. sorry;; i’ve got 3,550 messages in my inbox if that’ll explain why i miss/forget something. it happens often.but!!!!!! god, this really made me nostalgic all of a sudden. another big 4 fan?!?! vh reader!?! AGH<333 thank you, honestly. maybe

noodlyappendage: amarilloo: amarilloo: ashelisms: piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how

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