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mekacrap: Artrade with Grimbl u said erotica but what about this 2 lil’ cuties having her first time they’re so confused just like me doing this draw reference where actually really hard to find :| i hope u like it! ;__; I post it here cause maybe
me & @omgitsolive call Beau Bennett our adorable ten year old looking friend, I wonder what people think when i post something about him on her wall and actually say "our adorable ten year old looking friend"
Just another installment of “Garnet very confidently thinks she knows more about human culture than she actually does”
tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
the thing about high4 is that I’m so attracted to Youngjun but everything about Myunghan screams love me/:
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
sonocomics: You bet your butt if there’s a command that’s anything close to “pet” I will press it as many times as possibleIMPORTANT!!!! So I know that I’m making comics about Breath of the Wild, but the truth is I actually still don’t know
*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
thedoctorisreadyallonsy: g-erti: you know how sometimes you want to listen to music but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want
waerlogas: i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
vicioussuggestion: am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
steppingoncellphones: -coughs- Follow my Twitter so we can scream at each other about fandoms and such. I actually follow a few pixiv artists on there so there’s NICE ART ABOUND.
harryshippudge: you know whats wayyyyy easier than writing? scrolling through tumblr for hours and hours and tangentially thinking about your WIPs but not Actually working on them
sammiey: sammiey: my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
p-3a: I made some graphics that sum up how I feel about queer headcanons! If you don’t see your flag here & would like one with it on then please message me and I’ll make you one!! I hope the text is legible…
averageboo: i was readin my text book and it said humans kind of imprint our sexuality like a baby duck to its mom to the first things that made us sexually curious as children and my world came crashing down when i realized my entire sexuality is built
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
reallyreallyreallytrying: people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the day is: 2008 Pete Wentz Falling down
miketooch: When you’re in a bad mood but there’s nothing actually wrong.
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
riley, sweet nb child
shinjaculate: olidiavalree: mcqueeniechan: Injustice in Lumiose. My sister would do this i actually made it inside but the clothes are so fuckiNg expensIVE
thedivascartoonist: anon853: Its been fun watching everyone flail about pokemon all night, but how many of them are actually dressed up like a pokemon trainer every night? I don’t think I’ll ever be that cool, or I could just make an ash shirt
i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost
zodiacmind: How you know it’s real with each Zodiac sign! Fun facts about your sign here I’m not much into signs but this is actually pretty accurate of me
souladdict: I can SEE that it’s really hard, but dear, according to my calendar it is not the Relief Day yet. Now be a good boy and dip it in the ice bucket to cool yourself down and then pull the pants up again. It actually surprises me that you are
I wonder how many of you would actually want to meet me in real life?
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3:‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’
*shy but actually a sex freak*
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
I’m actually hesitantly excited about this class. It feels natural to take notes and do quizzes. I’m still nervous but I know I can do this :)Also, I feel like a fucking nerd for getting excited about this but my puzzle should be delivered
fuckyeahmaryandfrancis: It [Mary’s inability to conceive] actually has made me a little bit paranoid about whether or not I can actually have children, as me, Adelaide. Not that I want to for another ten years but it made me think: That does happen…That
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I know most people on here are all about reading books and whatnot, but (it’s probably no surprise) I have never actually read an entire book on my own. But I think I am going to finally change that…. even though I’ve said it before
joanwatsn: *is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciate but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
hi guys!!! I miss you all so much and ive actually had thoughts about coming back even though the whole being a basic avatar PISSES ME OFFFFF but I miss you guys and tumblr in general <33333 in the mean time please please please follow me on insta
Also she lives across the hall from me and I’ve always thought she was super nice but now I realize that’s just bc I never actually heard her talk much. This ignorance is crazy like the story about her “hilarious snapchat” she
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
radiohemmings: im gay for pay actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
If anyone’s following me specifically for fic updates, the bad news is that I will definitely not be updating this week as planned. The good news, however, is that an update is coming late because I put the business of writing aside so that I could
jehovahhthickness: ultra-acid-fairy: jehovahhthickness: Stop being a friend to someone who isn’t a friend to YOU But then I’d have none :( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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