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Bobbi (Nursekevo@yahoo.com) submitted: Ok I’m going to have to get another job because my new boss make me SO horny this is what happened today. Me and a co worker were standing in his office talking to him and nudged me and whispered to me that

injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T

What the hell did I just read? Haha I think he’s angry because my bio says I’m not looking for older guys. Not my fault that what I’m attracted to happens to be young/twinkish military guys

Do you ever lose a favorite article of clothing in the laundry and your life turns into a psychological thriller and it feels like every force of the universe is working against you?

tatiana-evelyne: “If an apocallyse was to happen. I think i would go to Comic Con because that’s where all the people who would know what to do would be there.Let’s hope (be like the queen these) so …. they’d protect me

johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING

jelleu: coffeedential: what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot this happens. trust me. ive watched b.a.p’s stop it.

*seethe* I am a VERY DESERVING candidate for ASM in my company. I am still trying to simply get a step-up Lead position for now. Been applying for a few months and I am not satisfied because Like, I want this to happen YESTERDAY. I KNOW what I’m

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

timehuntress:It occurred to me earlier today that Peridot probably doesn’t know that Lapis and Jasper are fused because she hasn’t asked anyone on screen yet about what happened to them after the crash I wonder how she’ll react when she finds out

oitnbmoments: gotohellllllbig: can someone please just fucjcing spoil the entirety of oitnb season 3 to me because i got no time to watch it but i still wanna know what happens. i finished episode 4 so like what happens after that thx fam -piper makes

beta-ninja: I always laugh at that scene in The Devil You Know when Shaw flirts with Root because on a scale of 1 to 10 Shaw flirting was like barely a 2 and yet Root was just so goddamn flustered so I like to imagine what would happen if Shaw were to

timehuntress: It occurred to me earlier today that Peridot probably doesn’t know that Lapis and Jasper are fused because she hasn’t asked anyone on screen yet about what happened to them after the crash I wonder how she’ll react when she finds

evenmoredegradedsluts: I think this is a wonderful picture. Because it shows what a desperate little whore you are to please me. I’m clearly not going to get any sexual satisfaction from making you do this, but it’s something that I want to happen

ohcaptainswans: me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*

bust-in-my-pants: “What happened to the big boy that told me he was ready for big boy underwear? Because all I feel right now is a soaking wet diaper sagging between your legs. What’s the matter? Are my boobies making it hard for you to hold your

Steven: At least tell me what’s going to happen with my lunch! Do I choke on a pickle?Garnet: Hmm… you don’t choke on a pickle.Steven: That means something else happens with the pickle!

It’s funny to me that Zircon really just kind of accidentally stumbled on that big revelation she had. Because the reason “Rose Quartz” doesn’t know what happened is because he isn’t Rose, he’s Steven. He wasn’t

mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that

These things always confuse me because there’s people reblogging to see if anyone would fuck them, not because they want to fuck the person they reblogged from. That’s not the case here, but it’s what probably happens more often than

laylaylamode: For those of you that are apprehensive about searching up Bianca Devins because you want to avoid seeing pictures of her body, here is some information I found. It makes me sick to my stomach but it needs to be known what happened to her:

i feel really restless right now because i really want to dye my hair pink but i’m not really sure what’s gonna happen after i do that because my family is the type to start drama no matter what. i mean like. it’s my hair and i

a-ds-archive: freelydone: submissive-seeking: mastersslutslave: Safeword lessons I had cause to use my Safeword last night. I knew that I needed to because my body wasn’t reacting well to what was happening to me. This is the first time I have

i hate being cursed with bad luck! like honestly i can never enjoy what life has to offer because every single time that something good has to happen, something bad always follows it! i am not exaggerating, because for me this is my life! eff it. But

ohmygil: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed

tatara-of-the-aogiri:you know what me and my sister realizedis that Hide probably blames himself for everything that happened to Kaneki because he was the one to push him to ask rize out

hurtkid: what baffles me about the police brutality debate in america is just how many people say “if you just obey the police, nothing bad will happen to you”because holy shit for a country that is all about “freedom” and “rights” that’s

So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection

wiveswhomeetforsex: They should have called this site “How to get laid in a day” because that’s exactly what happened to me. See here: http://bit.ly/1L2DtuF

kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a whole

kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle I typed out a

jasjuliet: soulless-sasstiel: soulless-sasstiel: I can’t believe this happened to my mom, but it did, my mom didn’t told me that she was assaulted the last Monday, but I just heard her crying because of it. I asked her what was happening and she

stupidcumdumpx:girl-of-ur-wetdreamss:thekingoforgasm0:me n who🥺i loved getting told that we were going to the zoo, but daddy had to be able to control me while i was there. I wore a skirt with nothing under. because i knew what happening. i cant help

johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING

johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING

fearlesslyenchanted13: I will never forget this moment, because in this moment, everything that I have ever wanted has just happened to me. Thank you Taylor for the best night of my life. I will never, ever forget what just happened.

scotchtapeofficial: kylesquips: kylesquips: kylesquips: awliver: kylesquips: That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao what happened kyle

vermillion-vertigo: (For those of you that follow me for my usual blog posts, I apologize for how personal this one is. I’m not posting this to tell people about what happened to me. I am posting it because people need to know that they aren’t at

It is obvious that I’ve stolen from the church and raped a nun because the fucked up things that have happen to me can’t possibly be the stuff what’s allocated for good people.

rum-is-for-drinking: badbloodcurse: mrslean: because-blackgirls-duh: This is the kind of ingrained racism no one wants to acknowledge exist. this shit hurt man this happens to me most of the time That guy at the end cussing like “what the fuck”

heyjellytacos: This is my friends belly, it’s the soo cute. Most people that see her will judge her because she is young. When she told me what happened I told her to be happy about it because a baby is the most beautiful and best gift anyone could

johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING

“Well, I thought he (Walt Disney) hired me because I was such a great singer and dancer. As it turns out, he had heard me in an interview talking about what was happening to family entertainment. I was decrying the fact that it seemed like no holds

You’ll hunt me. You’ll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that’s what needs to happen. Because sometimes… the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…

gallatrash: thetasteofinkisgettingold:vinesnow: someone explain please - more vines Someone please because when I was in London and seen this it fucked me up my uncle tried to explain this to me and I think what happens is that the arm on the pole

Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses

lovinqsheeran: .. And I will always be in love with you, no matter what. Because you are the best thing that have ever happened to me.

lovinqsheeran: .. And I will always be in love with you, no matter what. Because you are the best thing that have ever happened to me.

royalsiblings: Mom and dad won’t let me date or go out after 7 because they’re afraid of what might happen to me, but that’s fine. The joke’s on them. I’d rather be home with my big brother any night of the week.

mabelisthebatman: The reason why NWHS kills me is not, because of the Author or even the end scene with the portal and the uncertainty that has all of us wondering “what’s going to happen next?”. The part that kills me is towards the beginning

mabelisthebatman: chrossrank: mabelisthebatman: The reason why NWHS kills me is not, because of the Author or even the end scene with the portal and the uncertainty that has all of us wondering “what’s going to happen next?”. The part that kills

timehuntress: It occurred to me earlier today that Peridot probably doesn’t know that Lapis and Jasper are fused because she hasn’t asked anyone on screen yet about what happened to them after the crash I wonder how she’ll react when she finds

jununy: incredibly brief colour editing tutorial i made to help others who are like ‘its just not turning out the way i pictured it’ because trust me that happens to me all the time and colour editing SAVES MY GODDAMN LIFE. what is the point of

mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that

mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that

pomegranny: kitkatheartattack: jarofillusions: andrewquo: Ex is Always at my Gym how much would that suck though Reblogging for the precious exercise shots because this is EXACTLY what is happening to me screw my ex, im gonna get so fit he’ll

chakrabot replied to your post: I was watching Supernatural and my tablet started… What kind? My tablet does that, too, sometimes. Bamboo wacom! it never happened before to me sdfj actually I think it’s just because the tip is really really

Okay, I’m going to describe the orgasm that I had last night while I was listening to your audios, something totally new happened to me. I can’t describe this very well in english because is not my native language, so I will describe what

anotheralexandros: I think what frustrates me about people being like “oh queer people are too sexual” is because you know what? I can see their point. It does happen sometimes. And I’m not a huge fan of that (ESPECIALLY when it comes to equating

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