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thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
f4nnyf00k: f4nnyf00k: this is my body currently, i’ve been in two minds about uploading it because all i can see is gross but i plucked up the courage to upload it, with more squats and yoga i’m hoping for the perfect body i actually can’t
And a foot! For the b&w/foot lover group! Actually I have to shoot a lot of similar images because a) I can’t see what I’m shooting in the viewfinder because I’m on the wrong side b) it’s my butt so I REALLY can’t see
lionversusbear: alldisneygifs: Favorite characters: Long John Silver “Long John to his friends. And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.” SAFLEY NOW MR SILVER LET’S NOT GET SLOPPY JUST BECAUSE WE’RE SINGING
avril-obsession:So I’ll probably take a break from the double anal stuff for a while, because seriously, how can this even be topped? Like is this even double or is it actually triple??? I can’t quite tell, I need opinions!
Happy Valentine’s Day bleedinginkandsugar! Prompt was: “Jack finds out what happens to Bunny on their first valentines over chocolate. The things Bunny will do for love.” I haven’t read the books so I actually have like no idea
For lauren, again.
malepossessions: On a Hiatus! Don’t worry, though. I will be back. Part of this is because I am moving around and such as well as getting a new computer (yay! that’s a plus because now I can actually do more)! Submit all the pictures you want and
loveishiddles: rainbowcatvomit: moodrose: #this is why i love thorki #because you actually can see the horror in loki’s face when he looks at what he’s done #and he’s just craved for thor to punch him right hard in the face just to feel it #but
zelka94: Gaster for my bby @ksuriuri. I uploaded this 2 days earlier than I intended, because I am a very impatient person and I like to ruin my own surprises ‘ID Space overload for this one~ Also my own take on Gaster’s Gaster Blasters because
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
hom2: uh can we get a bb cream that actually works and doesn’t make me look ashy can we do that
nicke1odeonconfessions: “I REALLY can’t stand kids who wear Invader Zim shirts from Hot Topic. They only buy it because Gir is some cool social icon, not because they actually like the show and are a real fan. If they were a REAL fan, they wouldn’t
e-seal: princessrainbowdash: e-seal: it’s funny that cops can like, go undercover and convince someone to do a crime, help them commit the crime, but it’s all good because they’re a cop 🤔 They actually can’t, legally. It’s called entrapment,
regicide1997:link-lonk: cyriakharris:disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:transkelsier:by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in
tzysk: A cover variant I drew for Regular Show #15, which you can buy here or possibly at your local shop~ It was inspired by Voyage dans la Lune and they used the sepia version and I’m super happy about it :) Boom! Studios i loved drawing them in
fladoodles: Happy Lunar New Year, everybody. Reminder that none of the rampion crew can get red envelopes from their parents because all of their parents are, indeed, *gone*
theburninglotus: And a foot! For the b&w/foot lover group! Actually I have to shoot a lot of similar images because a) I can’t see what I’m shooting in the viewfinder because I’m on the wrong side b) it’s my butt so I REALLY can’t see what
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
smh at anybody who says Eren can’t be Turkish because ~his last name is German. Uh. Did anybody actually look up the origins of the name “Eren?” Because it’s Turkish.
Graham tried to make up for the fact that my phone’s toast by getting me a new stuffed animal friend. I named him Marco, because he’s a little lopsided and red pandas are incapable of protecting themselves, like him.
linzdraws: I imagine Jean would actually be pretty pumped about the idea of grocery shopping because it’s one of those definite signposts of adulthood, like HECK YEAH I can shop for myself with my own money that I earned. But. he’s. really bad at
tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m
adapadapa: oh god i’d heard about the “i won’t commission artists who undercharge for their art” post and now it’s making its rounds on my dash. please understand that this concept does not actually help anyone. the sensible thing to do if
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: Trying to find a way to … Actually your best argument is unexplained pain. You’re in agony because of your boobs and nothing helps. And maybe it’s because they just can’t deal with being the size
for nony!!!!!! (and Zane if you see this!) you can’t really see my makeup, but it’s Seahawks colors, too. special appearance by graham’s hands. I should probably be cheering for the Bronocs, because Manning brothers, but the Seahawks
turnipfritters: this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s
youneverfailtoamuseme: troylerhart: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line: Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING this is me
alverdewolffe: artemispanthar replied to your post:#i can finally reblog rupphire cause i actually…haha, sorry, couldn’t resist. I love the dynamic too! I was actually really against Garnet being a fusion before the episode but after seeing it it
I finally actually completed Undertale after playing it originally when it first came out, stopping at Asgore, then years later getting the PS4 version when that came out and, again, stopping at Asgore.I already knew pretty much everything already because
piefacemcgee: kinetic-squirrel: ethiopienne: perfection If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube I couldn’t make it two minutes
ghost-pokemon-researcher:While Litwick use life energy and souls as fuel, they can’t actually burn one up completely. The most they can do is make the person feel drowsy, or at worst, act a little drunk. And, while this can certainly have lasting effects
keepalive66: pabus-tail: strawberryvespers: well-im-the-lord-of-time: passthecocaine: Yeah but can you imagine: Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
brawnbrainybombshell: xvekel: College students Wow this actually applies to my life more than Id like to admit Because college teaches you to pass a midterm, not apply shit to your life as it should. It’s all a game
fuku-shuu: “I only see shadows of you in my reflections.” “Then stop looking.” (I can’t.) » Smoke & Mirrors
ftmfags: ftmfags: For my birthday I got made into a beaver bong because that’s the kind of sick and wonderful life I lead. #grateful I am reposting this because I actually can’t believe that turning my pussy into a weed smoking implement wasn’t
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
oatsandyoga: ladyknucklesinshape: notbolin: if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong Dude December to early march is my fav because it actually gets cooler in Houston and I can actually do shit. August-November
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
namilove99: People can insult me all they want but if you insult my music/bands I listen to bitches going to wish they had never met me, because god know that I would defend those guys way faster than I would ever defend myself, because they actually
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I keep side eyeing myself from the side view mirror because honestly? I just look so fucking good and sometimes my own beauty like throws myself off cause I can't believe I actually look like this like...so good
Because you shit out the French fries three hours later because your body can’t digest them properly because they’re not actually fUCKING POTATOES
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t
supernaturalwanderlust: #all the awards to jensen ackles #because really #you can literally see what’s going on in dean’s mind #like at first he can’t believe it #he calls his name #twice #because he can’t believe he’s actually gone #maybe
I’m actually only going to watch Pacifist runs because oh my god it’s so rare that you get a game that you can just be nice all the time and I’m not gonna like ‘taint’ that purity by seeing all the bad things that COULD have
i Love……possesive weiss w/ Blake because… because I do!!Weiss being used to getting everything she wanted and being taken aback when she actually can’t always dating blake she realizes how yang+sun usually want to follow her around
can-you-feel-my-farts: affectedline: hellbunnyshutch: Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. ^^^^ umm lavender smells amazing and cilantro tastes like jesus so if thats not incentive enough
jaid-the-keeper:naked-yogi: ryandonato:naked-yogi: An artist I follow just posted a text post saying “I have no room for straight people in my life anymore,” or something like that… I unfollowed them because damn I can’t discriminate against
all of you “actually all women are supposed to be able to squirt, if you have a strong, healthy pelvic floor you can squirt” people can get the fuck out
