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youngandsaggy: venusnfur: Lovely li’l flapjacks on this brunette. Sagging is just nature’s way of saying that these breasts are 100% real! I love sag because I’m not a fan of silicon. Amen to that! Couldn’t have said it better
ahistoryofweedcraft: Reporting these because I wanna tattoo more tiny boobs.. If you have a tiny boob (or boobs I don’t mind both) and you want to jazzle them up with some dotty patterns #getatme < I fear this hashtag is only hilarious when said
kerevat: y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular
itswalky: therobotmonster: hughdancyying: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these
realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and
mommywithblack: I called mommy and said I will be home after 1hour . She said she have a huge surprise for me. When I reached I saw mom and sisters was lying on bed and waiting for me.. Mom told ,son these 3pussys for you . Because you finished your
rpg-posters: Like Tyranids, these guys have fuck-all for quotes. I think it’s because for the longest time they said fuck-all. NAAAAAH, couldn’t be related!
God… it took me some time to finally get it right…BTW these are commissions, it has to be said, because some people asked me if i have a page in where i put all this “comics” that i’m doing, and i’m like nope, i’m not Greg Capullo
zaagiswekwe said: sometimes i have a hard time believing these are actual things people search that lead to your blog but then i search those terms and boy howdy there you are i know its because i say so much dumb shit and have so many posts that
mecha-shizuko: Crying over Tony’s idiot face: the blog
detectivearlert: i have never seen a single cishet person get hate just for being cishet its usually because they said something homophobic or transphobic like really where are you people getting these horror stories of cishet people being bullied for
proudprongs:fma meme: 4/5 favorite friendships ↳ Ling Yao and Greed Just forget all I said before about Ling and Ed having a weird friendship because nothing can top that. These guys are so close they share a body… Ok, I have to periodically
things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences
blurrymelancholy: My father told me not to have hatred in my heart. He said that men do these things not because of evil. They do evil because of fear. And at that moment, I realized my father is a fool for believing there was a difference. Not Fade
tranquilcas: housecousland: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled
dolorimeter: dolorimeter: what I remember best I can’t put into words. I felt all hollowed out. I have good days and bad days but the empty feeling stays. my mother said “it’s because you’re such a beauty. these boys can’t help themselves.”
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
rogerthatrogers: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things
I think i’ll enter these two because they’re the most “popular” on flickr. Having said that i have no idea why :). After that i don’t know. I’ll think about it.
clumsycutelo: I have all these cute under things I never get to wear because Sir said that horny little fucktoys should be easily accessible and that I would just end up making a mess of all my panties. I wear them to work anyways.
littletinyboy: i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
oreoofficial: in science today i got into a debate because i said the moon wasnt real and these people had very compelling arguments but could never answer my question of “have you ever been there?”
sickenedxnomore: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and
dissapolnted: sexcercising: forebidden: teenagurs: all of these pictures of iphone 5’s make me want mine to get here so much faster omg my mom said i cant have mine anymore because im a bad kid wtf shes gonna give it to my brother who NEVER uses
dolorimeter: what I remember best I can’t put into words. I felt all hollowed out. I have good days and bad days but the empty feeling stays. my mother said “it’s because you’re such a beauty. these boys can’t help themselves.” She was trying
sunmoonandstarz:So, I met these hot younger girls on the dance floor at a party. They said they have a cam show and asked me if I’d ever been with a girl before. When I said no they told me I should come and let them go down on me together because they
femme-rage: kerevat: y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a
sunmoonandstarz: So, I met these hot younger girls on the dance floor at a party. They said they have a cam show and asked me if I’d ever been with a girl before. When I said no they told me I should come and let them go down on me together because
thauwn:THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY because at least 7 of these have been said to me in the past week. it’s been amazing.
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider
