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obedient-housewives: What a lazy housewife. She thinks all she needs to do is dress sexy and make cookies and she’s fulfilling her wifely duties. Get that damn kitchen clean, make a decent meal for your family then satisfy your husband.
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You could just be going about your business, eating your fry bites, and then SUDDENLY YOU CHOKE TO DEATH! Or you get so distracted that you fall down a manhole. You could get food poisoning or be bullied by wasps.
So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome. Thanks in advance.
stevita: 0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome.
0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome. Thanks
I just want a man who I can get high with, then make love to, bake cookies for the munchies and then wake up an be able to say "Hello husband!" :p
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom
amydentata: sirs-littleone: Oral sex and THEN cookies? That would make me feel better too! I love Questionable Content SO MUCH. I bought Sir the first book for Christmas, and even got it signed/personalized :D Not a bad deal. She gets to eat cookies,
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep
wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom sniff and very shakily
incorrectyvanquotes:Evan: So we headed out to the park, and then back to someone’s dorm and then suddenly we ended up going to get cookies!Tyler: Holy shit.Evan: Dude I ended up in the back of some car while yelling to rap songs and the store gave
basedgodtookmyusername: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law. White folks get to pull pranks on cops and shit…must be nice….
allicouldsaywashello: louisuey: minilouis: harry was totally that kid in preschool who brought in cookies every week and made his mommy count two times to make sure everyone gets one and then passed them out to his classmates very carefully and clapped
labrownrecluse: mrs-haunter: jcoleknowsbest: youcantroamwithoutcaesar: randyliedtke: Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law. Why would you wanna get pulled over?
nimbusthelittleblackraincloud: Zephyr has learned the word cookie. He will come running if you say it and then wait patiently - unless you get out the camera first and then he barks. ;)
theryanproject: blvckhermione: I told my mom you don’t get a cookie for parenting. ………Then I ran. Fast. And far. ^^^Same
kinkybbygirl1: Get a girl that bakes you cookies, and blushes when you say she’s beautiful; but also makes you cum at the table during a fancy meal out, and then licks your mess off of her fingers…
dragonhearted-clevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charismatic-hothead: gay-things-and-stuff: gay-things-and-stuff: caroldanvers-ismywife: How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the
honeepot: theryanproject: blvckhermione: I told my mom you don’t get a cookie for parenting. ………Then I ran. Fast. And far. ^^^Same Same thing slave owners used to say to the slaves. Like bruh you brought me here. Smh.
I’m literally a child, I always get up or leave a store or restaurant or something and just leave my stuff (like forgetting my drink or cookie or book) then get really confused and sad when I realize it’s gone and darfin has to remind me that
lion-ghouls: cummbunny: I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me me too honestly… maybe a subway cookie dealer too who texts me when they just baked fresh cookies
lordelgay: bombing: totallybrah: bombing: did i get fired for replacing all the fortune cookie fortunes with the number 69? yeah i did actually dude nice i’m unemployed and my kids are starving WELL OKAY THEN
Protip If you’re an artist and you want to make a super girly character like one with long hair, loves pink, wears dresses and loves makeup and flirts with boys and bakes cookies and hates getting dirty…Then do it, cause guess what, there are
i was saving a cookie to eat when i got back home from class and i was rly excited i was makin tea to eat with it and everything then when i went to get it, it was gone
